Brianne Hogan

Hi, I’m Brianne. I write mostly Lifestyle stories for Scary Mommy, including health & wellness, and all things sex and relationships. I also like re-watching movies from the ‘90s and writing about them, which I’ve done with “Love, Actually” (which is terrible) and “How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days” (which is still pretty great).

I graduated from NYU with a degree in Dramatic Literature, Theatre History & Cinema Studies. I didn’t know what to do with that either so I waitressed a lot until I wrote some off-off-off-Broadway plays. Some of which appeared in festivals in New York, Los Angeles, and Toronto. Then before I knew it, I was blogging for a living. Then blogging turned into freelance writing and a career that’s spanned over a decade, including a few temporary stops as an associate editor and a communications officer for a non-profit animal welfare organization.

My writing has appeared in over 50 online publications, including The Washington Post, the BBC, Elle Canada, and BuzzFeed. I’m also the author of two books published with Adams Media and Running Press, respectively

I have a black cat named Olive and six plants named after the Friends characters — that is, if I don’t kill them soon. The plants, not the cat. Although she probably would deserve it. (just kidding — she’s my world!)

https://www.linkedin.com/in/briannehogan/

Best Time of Year

Which Meg Ryan Movie You Should Watch Right Now, Based On Your Zodiac Sign

By Brianne Hogan

Meg Ryan Fall is the best kind of fall.

Because ✨Self-Care✨

10 Legitimate Health Reasons You Should Masturbate Tonight

By Brianne Hogan

Closing the orgasm gap, one self-pleasure session at a time.

*Knead* To Know Info

Why Does My Cat Make Biscuits?

By Brianne Hogan

It's really cute, but there's also a good reason for all that baking.

Rude

Why Does My Cat Bite Me, AKA The Literal Hand That Feeds Them? What Gives?

By Brianne Hogan

A veterinarian unpacks this classic cat behavior.

It's A Thing

Why Does My Cat Headbutt Me? There’s Actually Some Science Behind This Behavior

By Brianne Hogan

The cute quirk even has its own special name.

Expert Insight

How To Get Water Out Of Your Ear That Won’t Come Out

By Brianne Hogan

Summer fun often leads to little waterlogged ears, so we asked a doctor for advice.

Vintage Flair

31 Uncommon Old-Fashioned Girl Names Loaded With Charm

By Brianne Hogan

Because you love vintage names but know way too many friends who have Avas or Olivias.

For Real, Though

Why Do I Crave Salt So Much?!

By Brianne Hogan

From deficiency to stress, here’s why you may keep reaching for those salty comfort foods.

Here For It

I Wish Someone Told Me These 3 Things About Sex After 40 Before I Turned 40

By Brianne Hogan

A sexpert gave me the scoop, so I’m paying it forward.

Gut Check

Experts Say These Are The Red Flags You’re Putting Too Much Pressure On Your Kid In Sports

By Brianne Hogan

They aren’t playing in the pros. Maybe ease up?

Expert Advice

I Think My Loved One Should Be On Medication For Anxiety. How Do I Help?

By Brianne Hogan

A neuropsychologist shares signs to look for and how to approach the convo (if and when it’s appropriate).

Slather It On

What SPF Sunscreen Should I Use On My Face Every Day?

By Brianne Hogan

A dermatologist breaks down all of your FAQs about SPF.

Interesting 🤔

I Keep Hearing About A Therapy Called Brainspotting. Is It Legit Or Bogus?

By Brianne Hogan

It’s most often used for treating psychological trauma.

Expert Advice

Thinking Of Getting Your IUD Removed? Here’s Your Quick & Painless (Well, Almost) Guide

By Brianne Hogan

OB-GYNs share what you can expect.

Word to the Wise

Those TikTok Relationship “Tests” Can Be Fun... & Also Super Toxic

By Brianne Hogan

Is the “bird test” for the birds? An expert has thoughts.

TLC for Your Canine's Canines

How Do You Brush A Dog’s Teeth?

By Brianne Hogan

A vet gives us the real rundown on tackling Fido’s dental hygiene.

Love By AI

AI Will “Grade” Your Relationship For You... But Should You Let It?

By Brianne Hogan

Why an expert says it all depends on context.

To Botox Or Not To Botox

How Long Does Botox Last? A Dermatologist Answers Your Newbie Questions

By Brianne Hogan

In case you’re wondering if it’s a worthwhile investment.

Soo, this is legit?

How To Use Red Light Therapy At Home: A Quick & Easy Guide

By Brianne Hogan

A dermatologist gives the rundown on those Darth Vader-esque masks.

Covert Kitty

Why Is My Cat Hiding All The Time, & When Should I Worry? A Veterinarian Explains

By Brianne Hogan

Aka: How do I tempt my cat out of its beloved and deeply inconvenient hiding place?