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No Johns Or Janes Here
By Katie McPherson

16 Gen Z-Inspired Baby Names That Are All Vibes, No Logic

We love you little weirdos.

Welcoming Children? Treason!
By Jamie Kenney

Idaho Schools Ban “Everyone Is Welcomed Here” Signs

It all started with a teacher who had a sign in her classroom.

Give Me Your Tired...
By Jamie Kenney

Fed Strips Eligibility For Head Start & Health Programs From Undocumented Immigrants

Non-citizens are generally ineligible for federal benefits, but the Trump administration has broadened what counts as a “benefit.”

Lifestyle
By Samantha Darby

The Absolute Best Exfoliating Glove That Literally Sloughs Off Your Skin

TK

Hot Take
By Elliott Harrell

Calm Down, Everyone: Labubus Are Just This Generation’s Beanie Babies

And it’s OK if you don’t get your kid one.

They're Just Saying No
By Jamie Kenney

Drinking & Cannabis Use Has Declined Since The '90s For Most (But Not All) Teens

Here are the kids who are still at higher risk.

she hasn't taken over... yet
By Meg Raby

I’m Besties With My ChatGPT

I was super skeptical, but then I gave her a try.

Time For A New Lighter
By Samantha Darby

Bath & Body Works BOGO Candle Sale Is Happening Now

And yes, the fall scents are already out.

*Gulp*
By Meredith Begley

How Bad Is It That My Kid Doesn’t Take Vitamins?

A dietitian gives us all one less thing to feel guilty about.

Be Cool, Stay In School
By Samantha Darby

16 Back-To-School Episodes Of Your Favorite TV Shows

Nothing gets you in the mood for school like Topanga Lawrence showing off her summer glow-up.

❤️‍🩹🧳
By Katie McPherson

Would You Take A "Griefcation”?

Grief experts’ advice on booking trips that heal but don’t overwhelm.

For Those Who Love To Be Scared
By Samantha Darby

17 Just-Spooky-Enough Books For Tweens

For the ones who haven’t snuck your Stephen King novels off the shelf. (Yet.)

Let's Hear It For Science
By Jamie Kenney

New Study Suggests Four Distinct Subtypes Of Autism

Researchers looked at a suite of behaviors, co-existing conditions, and genetics in an effort to better understand the causes of ASD.

My Good Man, WTF?
By Jamie Kenney

Dad Wants To Know If It’s Wrong To “Relax” All Day At The Waterpark

Is it wrong to not spend the day swimming with your family?

Barbie Girls: Assemble!
By Jamie Kenney

Children With Diabetes Can See Themselves In New Barbie

Developed by Mattel and Breakthrough T1D, this is the first Barbie living with type 1 diabetes.

So Long, Suckers!
By Jamie Kenney

ER Visits For Tick Bites Surge, CDC Confirms

We haven’t had a July this bad for ticks since 2017!

Blessed Are The Popsicles
By Samantha Darby

“My Kids Have Been Swimming Instead Of Bathing This Summer” & 13 Other Summer Confessions

We’re halfway through summer — how are we doing, folks?

Not Just You
By Katie McPherson

“Loneliness Creep” Is Real, & Moms Are Especially Vulnerable

You’re in a crowded room. You have people to call. But you still feel... adrift.

make or break
By Katie McPherson

Is A Getaway With Your Partner The Answer To Your Relationship Rut?

It could be the romantic reboot you need — or the final straw.

Relatable AF
By Aleksandar Mishkov

6 Surefire Signs Your Dog Thinks They’re Your Roommate

They steal your snacks. They ignore your boundaries. And they don’t even chip in for the mortgage.

Your Brain On (Or Off) Drugs
By Jamie Kenney

Study Finds Differences In Kids Brains May Lead To Drug Use, Not The Other Way Around

And the differences could present an easy early intervention.

Brush-a! Brush-a! Brush-a!
By Jamie Kenney

RFK Wants To Ban Fluoride From Drinking Water, Even If It Means “A Few More Cavities"

Fluoride has become a MAHA bugbear, but many leave out out important context about the mineral.

honesty is the best policy
By Anonymous

I’ve Decided It’s “Truth Summer”

This season, I’m practicing telling people exactly how I feel.

What The Health?!
By Jamie Kenney

The American Academy Of Pediatrics Is Suing RFK & HHS Over Vaccine Policy

“This wasn’t just sidelining science. It’s an attack on the very foundation of how we protect families and children’s health.”

Don't Tell Me What To Do
By Jamie Kenney

As Government Urges Americans To Have More Babies, Most Just Want Better Care For The Kids They Have Already

A new survey said loud and clear that parents need more support, not more kids.

Claudia Forever ❤️
By Samantha Darby

My Tween Gained So Much Independence & Confidence From '90s Books

When all you read all day are stories about girls running a whole childcare business in one town, it's bound to happen.

Siblings, BFFs, Or Both?
By Jamie Kenney

An Only Child Asks: How Many Adults Actually Like Their Siblings?

Many parents think of siblings as “built-in best friends,” but is that how it actually works?

Snip Snip!
By Jamie Kenney

Man Goes In For A Vasectomy & Gets Annoyed With The Pamphlet He's Given

Even when men step up, why do doctors want to give them options to bow out?

Add Baby Spice To The List, Too
By Samantha Darby

23 Baby Names Inspired By Millennial Pop Culture That Weirdly Hold Up

We see you, Penny Proud.

Resist the Urge
By Kris Ann Valdez

“Don't Google It,” My Doctor Told Me. I Did Anyway, & It Nearly Broke Me.

At 30 weeks pregnant, I was given a bleak prognosis for the future that sent me into a fear spiral.

Meet Your New Dinner Hero
By Katie McPherson

11 Easy Lentil Recipes For Affordable, High-Protein Meals — Even In This Economy

Now is the time to lean on legumes.

Let's cut the bs
By Katie McPherson

Here’s What Experts Recommend About COVID Vaccines For The Fall

RFK Jr. and his CDC are muddying the waters, but here’s what doctors and data say you should do.

Great News! The Internet Wasn't A Mistake!
By Jamie Kenney

The Lost Stuffy Project Is Hoping To Reunite Comfort Objects With Their Kids In Texas

A stuffed animal is a small thing when it comes to disasters, but to a child, it can mean everything.

Shhh 🤫
By Samantha Darby

“I Have A Secret Lover In Prison” & 21 Other Relationship Confessions

Life as a mom is tough enough, but when you add in relationship drama — it’s time to start confessing.

Step Away From The Sheet Mask
By Kait Hanson

Should You Really Be Doing Your Skin Care On An Airplane?

Social media might glamorize in-flight skin care routines, but dermatologists aren’t fans of this viral trend.

more hatbox ghost, pls
By Katie McPherson

It’s Summerween Time & The Disney Store Is Celebrating With New Haunted Mansion Merch

They know what the people want.

Overstimulated Moms Club
By Emily Feret

I Was Drowning In The Mental Load Of Motherhood — Until I Embraced These 3 Things

These small but meaningful shifts helped me move out of survival mode and stay afloat.

Rest In Peace
By Jamie Kenney

A Beautiful, Child-Friendly Way To Talk To Your Kid About Death

At the end of the day, we don’t know any more than our kids do. But one TikTok creator offers a lovely way to lean into the unknown.

Make Way For The Future!
By Jamie Kenney

Disney World's Riverboat & Tom Sawyer Island Are Officially Gone, But Here's What's Coming

The parks are ever-evolving, and this new attraction promises to be a big hit with the preschool set.

talk it out
By Molly Wadzeck

Yes, My Kids Know I Work At A Dispensary

I’ve always been open about my weed use. Here’s how I talk about it.

Forever Kind of Love
By Kait Hanson

What Is A "Soul Dog"?

When my soul dog died, it felt like losing a part of myself. Here's how to recognize if you’ve met yours — and how to navigate it when they have to leave.

helicopter time
By Sarah Aswell

Ask Scary Mommy: When My Friends Hang Out, I'm Left Refereeing All Our Kids

Should I just let them squabble while I have my adult time?

Body Talk
By Elliott Harrell

Mommy Wants To Be Thinner

I’m taking a GLP-1 medication for weight loss... but I don’t want to f*ck up my daughters’ body image in the process.

Grow Up, People.
By Jamie Kenney

No Parent Owes You A Treat Bag On A Plane Because You Don't Like Babies

If you can’t regulate your feelings on a flight, how do you think a literal baby feels?

You Know The Drill...
By Jamie Kenney

"Nimbus" Covid Variant Is Spreading In The US — These Are The Symptoms

First identified earlier this year, Nimbus may be more transmissible that previous variants.

A Beautiful Blur
By Anna Rahmanan

Is Motherhood All About Forgetting... Or Remembering?

I thought I’d hold onto every moment, but there’s a strange mercy (and science) to the amnesia of motherhood.

🎶We Just Got A Podcast! We Just Got A Podcast!🎶
By Jamie Kenney

Steve From 'Blue’s Clues’ Is Starting A Podcast For Adults & Our Inner Child Is Happy Crying

He told the New York Times he is “very happy to be a counterpoint to the current manosphere.”

is it getting heated in herre?
By Sarah Aswell

Nelly Admits He Doesn't Change Diapers Or Get Up At Night With His Baby

“Well, listen, it’s all you. I ain’t going to even lie,” he told his wife Ashanti.

truth time
By Kate Rope

An Open Letter To Anyone NOT In Perimenopause

Brain fog. Swamp crotch. Rage. There’s no manual for the midlife hormone apocalypse — but there should be.

Yes, Even Yours
By Jamie Kenney

Pediatrician Explains How The “Big Beautiful Bill” Would Affect All Kids

Even if you have private insurance, pediatric care depends on Medicaid.

(The) Change Is Coming
By Jamie Kenney

Doctors Aren't Taught About Menopause: New Laws Seek To Change That

More than a dozen states have proposed nearly two dozen laws aimed at making menopause less mysterious for patients and doctors alike.

"What Happens If I Don't Get Congressional Approval?"
By Jamie Kenney

Education Department Freezes More Than $6 Billion In Promised Funds

States received notice less than a day before access to these funds was due.

Yay vs. Nay
By Nadie Bard

My Husband and I Are Fighting About Circumcision. Is There a Right Answer?

We both think we're right... so I asked experts to weigh in.

Put Your Listening Ears On
By Kait Hanson

No, Your AirPods Aren’t Like Mini-Microwaves In Your Ears — Despite What Those Viral Instagram Videos Claim

This is a story about AirPods, but so much more.

not this year
By Lauren Davidson

How Am I Supposed To Celebrate the 4th Of July This Year?

I’m having trouble getting into the spirit of the holiday with my kids given the state of America.

Says Who...?
By Jamie Kenney

Informed Vs. Opinionated Parenting (And How To Navigate It)

“Trust me, bro” is not a valid parenting strategy when it comes to safety.

No Bedtimes, No Problem
By Deirdre Kaye

Am I The Only Mom Who Frickin’ Loves Summer?

Ah, the season of freedom!

When Pet Parenthood Gets Pricey
By Alexandra Frost

How Much Would You Spend On An Expensive Medical Procedure For Your Pet?

Unexpected pet emergencies can cost thousands of dollars — and come with heartbreaking decisions.

Teachers Are Tired, Y'all
By Jamie Kenney

18% Of Teachers Are Seriously Considering Not Returning In The Fall — And Other Troubling Teacher Shortage Statistics

Teachers are burnt out, underpaid, and many of them are thinking about throwing in the towel...

Buzz-Worthy Advice
By Katie Bingham-Smith

I've Tried Hundreds Of Vibrators. This Is The Only One You Need.

From alarm clock vibrators to clone-a-willy kits, I’ve tried it all. Here’s the one toy I keep coming back to.

Our Blue Besties Are Back
By Julie Sprankles

Rihanna Leads A Star-Studded New Smurf Squad — & We’ve Got An Exclusive Behind-The-Scenes Look

Paramount’s all-new Smurfs movie drops this summer, and Scary Mommy has your exclusive sneak peek at the epic voice cast.

Church/State -- Potato/Potahto
By Jamie Kenney

Supreme Court Rules LGBTQ+ Books In Schools Should Require Parental Notification

Opponents have decried the ruling as a “slippery slope” that erodes the separation of church and state.

No Healthcare For You
By Jamie Kenney

SCOTUS Rules States Can Block Funding To Planned Parenthood

South Carolina argued that any money to the family planning organization effectively supports abortion.

real talk
By Molly Wadzeck

An Unexpected Upside Of Divorce? Scheduled Alone Time

And I don’t feel guilty about it anymore.

chomp chomp
By Samantha Darby

When Is Shark Week 2025?

Here’s when you can catch sharks swimming, eating, and... dancing.

Cool your jets, for starters
By Katie McPherson

8 Therapist-Approved Ways To Argue With Your Spouse

It’s normal to fight, but you could probably be doing it better.

Tiny Joys, Big Impact
By Shyema Azam

5 Little Rituals That Make Me Feel Human Again As A Mom

Sometimes we need more than just a pat on the back.

Two & Through
By Jamie Kenney

Do Parents Ever Regret That Second Child?

“I feel tired all the time.”

Fresh Air
By Jamie Kenney

Want To Improve Student Outcomes? Fix The A.C.

A study from the University of Albany found that HVAC improvements correlated with better math scores and attendance.

They're called boundaries
By Katie McPherson

Is It OK To Teach My Kid They Don't Have To Be Friends With Everyone?

Experts agree it’s not only acceptable, but necessary.

Whatever Works, right?
By Samantha Darby

“My Husband & I Prefer Masturbation To Sex”

A mom just like us — comparing prices at the grocery store, cheering at the baseball field three times a week, running PTA meetings — shares her sex story, no matter how “boring” or “shocking” it may be.

Shhh 🤫
By Samantha Darby

“My Teen Is Grounded & I’m Loving It” & 29 Other Mom Confessions

We’re all hot and sweaty and overstimulated, so let’s air out some mom confessions.

Summer reads
By Katie McPherson

16 Summer Books For Kids Trending On Goodreads Right Now

Kid-approved titles that’ll keep them turning pages.

fun moms only
By Kate Auletta

Come Inside Scary Mommy's Rowan Ear Piercing Event

Scary Mommy hosted a moms' night out piercing party earlier this month.

🌴 Add to Cart 🌴
By Julie Sprankles

Amazon Finds Scary Mommy Editors Are Raving About This Month — Beach Edition!

From retro-inspired beach chairs to sweat-proof beauty finds, these MVPs are getting us through the start-of-summer chaos.

Another Kind Of Milestone
By Jill Layton

Our Same-Sex Marriage Didn’t Last, But The Right To Marry Still Matters

Marriage equality means divorce equality, too.

Living the dream
By Samantha Darby

13 Delicious & Easy Snacks To Eat Poolside Or At The Beach

Just get your cooler and toss them in.

Tracking Health
By Jamie Kenney

RFK Says Wearable Devices Will Help Make America Healthy Again

The HHS secretary praised continuous glucose monitors in particular, declaring their effect on health “miraculous.”

*ahhhhh*
By Katie McPherson

I Booked A Solo Reading Retreat & Yes, It Was Everything I Hoped It’d Be

This is a social media trend worth doing IRL.

Goodbye Boredom
By Samantha Darby

14 Podcasts Perfect For Summer Road Trips

These will keep you going on the drive — and open up tons of discussion for your fellow passengers.

indoor entertainment, please
By Katie McPherson

34 New Family-Friendly Movies & Shows To Watch On Netflix In July

Did you say Happy Gilmore 2?!

More, Please
By Julie Sprankles

Could We Were Liars Season 2 Happen? Here’s What We Know (& What We Suspect)

One particular scene may actually be a huge hint.

Vaccines Cause Adults
By Jamie Kenney

Vaccine Efforts Have Slowed Or Reversed Over The Past 15 Years, According To New Study

WHO’s vaccination efforts have saved millions of children’s lives. So why are countries balking now?

over it
By Katie Bingham-Smith

I Have Cellulite & I Wear Cheeky Bathing Suits

At my age, I’m done caring.

No Mosquitoes, Just Mischief
By Julie Sprankles

The Best Summer Camp Movies To Watch From The Comfort Of Your A/C

Hilarity, heart, and hijinks = peak summer vibes.

*subtly scratches*
By Samantha Darby

Why Are My Nipples So Itchy?

And how exactly are we supposed to scratch them?

Herd immunity, people!
By Katie McPherson

Should Adults Update Their Measles Vaccine? In Some Cases, Yes

Experts explain how to tell if your immunity is holding up.

Build Me Up, Buttercup!
By Jamie Kenney

Unconventional Ways To Teach Your Child To Be Kind To Themselves

You don’t have to be all “touchy-feely” to teach your child to have a healthy self-image.

Oops! They're Doing It Again!
By Jamie Kenney

Millennial Parents Are Bringing Back '90s Baby Names

Generation Beta is basically a ‘90s reboot — in baby names at least.

Not Today, Satan
By Team Scary Mommy

11 Red-Pill Influencers To Watch Out For, If You Hear Your Kid Mention Their Names

Brb, Googling “how to block the manosphere forever.”

All The Summer Flavors
By Samantha Darby

13 Easy, Fresh Summer Dinners That Don’t Require An Oven

Because we don’t need any extra heat right now.

What Do We Want...?!
By Jamie Kenney

How To Talk To Your Kids About Protests

“This isn’t a lecture: it’s a conversation.”

"Five more minutes? Please?!"
By Jamie Kenney

When It Comes To Kids' Mental Health, It's Not The Screens, It's How They Use Them

A new study found that addictive screen use, rather than the duration of screen time, was linked to poorer mental health outcomes.

Roe v. World
By Jamie Kenney

Abortion Clinics Are Closing Across The Country, & Not Just In Red States

Since 2022, the U.S. has seen a net loss of 71 clinics with federal funding freezes threatening more.

*Eye Roll*
By Samantha Darby

Please Stop Saying "Just Wait" To Moms Of Tween Girls

You really don’t have to steal our joy.

*Goes back indoors*
By Katie McPherson

These Are The Most Common Summer Sex Mishaps, According To Experts

Bug bites in intimate areas? No thank you...

Cousins Beach Energy
By Julie Sprankles

Still Not Over Belly & The Boys? Watch These 10 Shows That Feel Like The Summer I Turned Pretty

Whether you’re here for the love triangle, the family secrets, or the dreamy coastal vibes, these shows deliver.

Throwbacks
By Katie McPherson

These Forgotten ‘90s Kids Shows Will Make You Feel Like You Traveled Back In Time

Plus, a couple sitcoms you caught glimpses of while your mom had control of the remote.

we need to talk
By Sarah Aswell

What Should I Do When My Kid Uses "Autistic" As An Insult?

You need to have a talk. Here's what to say.

Moms IRL
By Kate Auletta

Ashley Tisdale Opens Up About The Realities Of Potty Training, Nostalgia & Parenting Advice

The High School Musical star and mom of two talked with Scary Mommy about music, kids' books, and interior design.