Hilarious Wifi Names To Confuse And Amuse Your No-Good, Thieving Neighbors

Your wifi name says a lot about your household. So if you want to add some pizzazz to your internet connection, don’t be afraid to make it funny or personal. But most of all, make it easy for you to remember. Nothing is more annoying than getting a list of numbers when you ask for the wifi name. However, this can also be a great way to break the ice or get a conversation going at a get together. So get creative and as weird as you like. Name it after your mom, your 5th-grade boyfriend, or your dungeon and dragons username. It’s your wifi set up!

I’m pretty proud of my Wifi name: PittieParty. It refers back to the days I would sit around drinking wine and feeling sad about everything — and my two pit bulls, Violet and Parker. I might not have a pity party every week now (let’s face it, there’s just no time), but who doesn’t love a good pun? And Wifi names are an excellent way to show your neighbors you have a sense of humor. So, if you have some random combination of letters and numbers, consider updating your Wifi name to reflect your family’s personality. Here are some of our favorite funny, clever wifi names — but really, the possibilities are endless.

1. FBI Surveillance Van

2. Stop Being A Mooch

3. The LAN Before Time

4. Nacho WiFi

5. Please Connect for Identity Theft

6. Mom, Click Here for Internet

7. LAN Solo

8. Spying On You

9. Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Lan

10. Help, I’m Trapped in This Router

11. A Van Down By The River

12. One Does Not Simply Log Into Mordor

13. Winternet is Coming

14. I’m Under Your Bed

15. For Porn Use Only

16. Everyday I’m Buffering

17. Luke, I Am Your Wifi

18. Dora The Internet Explorer

19. House LANister

20. Area 51

21. We Can Hear You Having Sex

22. Russian Hackers

23. You Fart Pretty Loud

24. Saved a Bunch of Money by Switching to GEICO

25. Wifi Art Thou Romeo

26. Witness Protection

27. You Will Regret This

28. Very Slow

29. Banana Stand Money

30. Got Milk?

31. Free Public Wifi

32. Lastdudeisakeeper4real.

33. TellMyWifiLoveHer

34. Feel Like Flying

35. Cadet

36. Virus Infected WiFi

37. Mom Use This One

38. Getlosta$$h0le

39. TheyRWatching.

40. Nothing.

41. GetOffMyLawn

42. Bring Beer and Women for me

43. Free Wifi for you

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