These Are The Weirdest Spicy Books You Can Add To Your Kindle Right Now

Starting strong here: Alessandra Ironside scores a high-paying position as the assistant to stupidly wealthy CEO Tristan Black (see the Christian Grey tie-in?). He’s not your average boss, though; he is quite literally a dinosaur — a gorgosaurus, specifically, because he is presumably a very gorgeous beast as well as a meat-eating apex predator. If you like workplace romances, this one is pretty novel.

Is it on Kindle Unlimited? Yes.

Circling back on this one: Here we meet Violet, who is overwhelmed by crushing student loan debt. That’s when she hears about an unconventional but lucrative job at Morning Glory Farm in the neighboring town of Cambric Creek. It’s a place for well-to-do minotaurs to get a little, erm, hands-on attention. And one of Violet’s clients takes a particular liking to her services.

Is it on Kindle Unlimited? Yes.

This is a sentient object romance — one of many in this list — in which two friends tempt fate by performing a ritual on Halloween night when the veil to the other world is thinnest. Then, they end up having a pretty epic evening with some local urban legends.

Is it on Kindle Unlimited? Yes.

As the Amazon description plainly states, “Unhinged is a paranormal romance story that involves a human woman getting it on with her front door, which later turns into a guy.” Honestly, I’d read it just to see how it all plays out. You might also consider reading Squeak by the same author, about two men who turn into balloon animals and want to seduce a young art student.

Is it on Kindle Unlimited? Yes.

You’d think the weirdest part of this story would be the group of women being abducted by aliens, but that’s just how it starts. Then, the aliens’ ship breaks down on an ice planet, where their precious cargo is stolen by Vektal. He’s just your casual, obscenely tall, hot blue dude with horns, and he says the main character is his mate now.

Is it on Kindle Unlimited? Yes.

Excuse me, a “red-blooded werehedgehog” named Blake. He has the hots for Honey, the bartender at his favorite local spot. She’s always angry with him for trashing the place, but he’s honestly just temperamental about all the other guys hitting on her. What will happen next? Truly, who can say?

Is it on Kindle Unlimited? No.

“Imagine a WWII super soldier and his unit were trapped in cutlery by the government, and the only way they could transform back was by being intimate with a woman.” That is the first line of this book’s description on Amazon, and frankly, I’m hooked. If you read this one and like it, you could check out the next installments in the series, Spooned and Knifed.

Is it on Kindle Unlimited? Yes.

Anne can’t stand human touch, so when she needs to get off, she resorts to grinding on her trusty old pillow. But surprise: That pillow is alive, brought to life by the magic of Anne’s desire. The more she uses him, the closer he comes to taking on human form. But will she still want him in the same way if he transforms?

Is it on Kindle Unlimited? Yes.

I’ll leave you with this. A thief breaks into a dragon’s den only to be caught by him...and somehow end up pregnant with his baby. Egg? I can’t be sure. This author has an entire universe of similar stories with different mythological monsters, so if you like this one, you won’t have to look far for others.

Is it on Kindle Unlimited? Yes.