Scary Mommy

November 8, 2025
Countdown to Christmas
By Samantha Darby

The Best 2025 Advent Calendars For Kids

Because you can’t take any more unnecessary junk in your house.

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Ready For Bedtime, Please

OK, Can We Talk About Our Sex Dreams?

Because sometimes we feel guilty about how good the faceless person is at making us orgasm in our sleep.

A mother hugs her adult daughter in a domestic living room. The scene is comfortable and loving as t...
but seriously why?

I'm So Over The Negative MIL Discourse As A Mom Of Men

Why does the warm blanket of sisterhood, of feminism, not unfurl far enough to include a mother-in-law?

kimchi fried rice, in a story about inexpensive meals that stretch
More for your money

12 Inexpensive Meals That Stretch To Feed Your Whole Family Or Leave You With Leftovers

Our dollars have to go further than ever before.

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Rejoice, BookTok girlies!

Does Reading Romance Novels Help Your Sex Life?

Is it hot in here, or is it just your TBR pile?

Confirmed & Booked

“My Husband Sends Me On Weekly Girls' Nights & Our Sex Life Has Never Been Better”

A mom just like us — comparing prices at the grocery store, cheering at the baseball field three times a week, running PTA meetings — shares her sex story, no matter how “boring” or “shocking” it may be.

Brace Yourself — School’s (Almost) Back In Session

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Which Back-To-School "Essentials" Are This Year's Stanley Tumblers?

The most coveted items on kids’ back-to-school shopping lists, according to tweens and teens.

Get A Grip, Cheryl

For The Love Of God, Communal Back-To-School Supplies Are Necessary

Before you rage in your local mom group about how glue sticks are on your kid’s supply list, read this.

Back to Life, Back to Reality

How To Get Your Kid Ready For Back To School When They've Been A Feral Gremlin All Summer

Expert advice on gently guiding your snack-fueled, screen-obsessed chaos monster toward a functioning routine.

The Wheel Of Feels

Eat the Rich

Kim Kardashian’s New Hulu Show, 'All’s Fair,' Is Wildly Tone-Deaf

Can You Tell Me How To Get To Sesame Street?

The New 'Sesame Street' Trailer Is The Best Dopamine Boost

Pass Me The Tissues

'Love Is Blind' Season 9 Proves That The Moms In Our Life Are The Real Soulmates

this is what democracy looks like

Group Of Moms Arrested During Peaceful Protest At ICE Detention Center

*whispers*

“I Wish I Had A ‘Ho’ Phase” & 28 Other Mom Confessions

good to know

Here's What A Group Of Doctors Say They Would Never Let Their Children Do

this is what democracy looks like

Group Of Moms Arrested During Peaceful Protest At ICE Detention Center

she has a point!

Michelle Obama Admits She Won't Take Parenting Advice From "Young Mommy Bloggers"

good to know

Here's What A Group Of Doctors Say They Would Never Let Their Children Do

she has a point!

Michelle Obama Admits She Won't Take Parenting Advice From "Young Mommy Bloggers"

to jump or not to jump

This Mom Is Completely Over Trampoline Park Birthday Parties

ok, that's smart

Kids Are Using Google Docs To Socialize — In Some Very Good & Very Bad Ways

Looking Back

Rewatching 'One Tree Hill' As A Parent Is A Mind Trip

Thanks, Mom

10 Bizarre Lies ‘90s Kids Were Told — & Still Low-Key Believe, If We’re Being Honest

Entertainment

All Hail Geri Halliwell-Horner!

who's that hottie? 🪞

Want To Switch Up Your Sex Routine? Add A Mirror To Your Bedroom, Experts Say

*whispers*

“I Wish I Had A ‘Ho’ Phase” & 28 Other Mom Confessions

but seriously why?

I'm So Over The Negative MIL Discourse As A Mom Of Men

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Melanie Lynskey's Radical Normal

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Shanola Hampton Is Nothing Like Her Character On 'Found'

Bethany Joy Lenz Isn’t Afraid To F*ck Up

Kayla Sullivan Is Live On The Scene Of Motherhood & Reporting For Duty

Whitney Cicero Is Here For The Laughs

All Hail Geri Halliwell-Horner!

Yuri Lamasbella Just Goes With The Flow

Meredith Masony Gets It, Because She’s Been There Too

Avery Woods Is Just Happy To Be Here: “That’s My Vibe”

Ceci Kane Can’t Believe How Wild The Mom Groups Get, Either

Taylor Wolfe Is Just Trying To Laugh It Off Like The Rest Of Us

Mary Hendricks Just Wants To Have Some Fun With It

Katie Stevens Is “The Most Hopeless Romantic Of Them All”

Dave Ogleton Talks Dad Jokes, Youth Sports, & Parenting Every Stage From Teens To Toddlers

What Mommy Wants

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A customizable pack of bestselling smoothie flavors.

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Serenity Kids
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Target
Baby Einstein Take Along Tunes

The award-winning Baby Einstein Take Along Tunes Musical Toy is made for little maestros. This handheld musical toy, featuring Cal a beloved Baby Einstein character, has sold over 30 million units worldwide and will quickly become a favorite for hours of entertainment. Babies can use the large button to toggle through 10 recreated classical masterpieces from Chopin to Mozart and more.

$9.99
Pottery Barn
Baby Bjorn Bouncer
$209.99
LOVEVERY
LOVEVERY Play Gym

This award-winning play gym is perfect for your little one. It’s made with safe and durable materials so you can relax while your baby plays and learns at the same time. It includes teething rings, mirror cards, common object cards, a contrast ball, and more — all easily removable so your baby can explore each one on their own.

$140
Mustela
Mustela Welcome Baby Gift Set

This specially curated 4-piece skincare set contains natural and gentle must haves to welcome home a new baby. Each product is formulated with Mustela’s signature, natural patented ingredient, Avocado Perseose® to help protect and strengthen baby’s delicate skin. Crafted with Mustela’s iconic scent for a sensorial experience. The welcome baby gift set makes for the perfect baby shower gift.

$32
Dude, Where's My Spouse?
By Jamie Kenney

Is There A Generational Divide Over Sharing Your Location?

Do you share your location with your partner? How old are you...?

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Why Does Your Cat Act Like A Psycho At Night? Experts Explain How To Stop It

Love you so much but STOP YOWLING.

good to the last drop

11 Recipes To Use Up Jelly & Jam, From Baked Brie To Homemade Sauces

Did you say jargaritas?

fun moms only

Come Inside Scary Mommy's Rowan Ear Piercing Event

Scary Mommy hosted a moms' night out piercing party in June.

Got Milk?

In Florida, Raw Milk Has Sickened 21 People, Here's What You Need To Know

Some claim not pasteurizing dairy has numerous health benefits. Others warn it’s dangerous. Here’s what the experts say.

SOS: Sweating Over Sleep

Hot Sleeper? 13 Products To Help You Keep Your Cool

From cooling sheets to smart fans to breathable pajamas, here are the tools that can help turn your bedroom into a more chill place — literally.

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this is what democracy looks like
By Sarah Aswell

Group Of Moms Arrested During Peaceful Protest At ICE Detention Center

The mothers sat in a circle holding hands as they were arrested one by one.

we needed this

Brendan Fraser & Rachel Weisz Are Reportedly Returning For 'The Mummy 4'

she has a point!

Michelle Obama Admits She Won't Take Parenting Advice From "Young Mommy Bloggers"

good to know

Here's What A Group Of Doctors Say They Would Never Let Their Children Do

amazing

Women Are Sharing Their "Girl Tools" & They Are So Funny And Clever

rude or justified?

A Child-Free Person Wants To Know If They’re The A**hole After Refusing To Let Kids Sit In Front Of Them At A Disney Parade

"Babe, None Of Us Got It Right Now"

We Need To Bring Back Hanging Out Without Spending Money

what do you want me to do about it?

New Research Ties Regular Sleep Schedules To Heart Health

to jump or not to jump

This Mom Is Completely Over Trampoline Park Birthday Parties

ok, that's smart

Kids Are Using Google Docs To Socialize — In Some Very Good & Very Bad Ways

They're so good

This Woman On TikTok Has The Best Inexpensive Gift Ideas For Kids

taking notes

Parents Are Sharing ‘One Simple Habit’ That Makes Life A Lot Easier

agree or disagree?

Tom Brady Says Modern Parents "Screw Up" Kids By Helping Them Out When Things Get Hard

keep an eye out

A Mom Is Wondering When To Stop Using A Baby Monitor In Her Kid's Room

toss it!!

Millennials Are So Over The Junk Hoarding Habits Of Their Parents

teen talk

What's A “Normal’ Amount Of Time To Spend With Your Teenager?

CONFESS

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I find it relaxing when my husband and I are giving one another the silent treatment.

Confessional #67898

My brother in law turned my sister against me & there’s nothing I can do

Confessional #42341

I’m just tired. All the time.

Confessional #99872

My husband was gone yesterday and I spent all day in bed reading.

Confessional #8792

I hate being married. Today is my 8th wedding anniversary.

Confessional #2367
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Book Club

Romantasy Author Kerri Maniscalco's Love Of Fantasy Came From Her Grandmother

13 Cozy Fall Books If You Love Practical Magic & Pumpkin Spice Everything

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Your Queer Historical Romance Of The Summer Is You Should Be So Lucky

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8 Historical Fiction Novels To Read During Women’s History Month

The Most Anticipated Books By Black Authors Coming In 2024

The Best Books of 2024 You Need To Have On Your Radar

10 Empowering Novels That Center On Badass Single Moms

8 Queer Thrillers That’ll Get Your Heart Racing In More Ways Than One

What Book You Should Read Next Based On Your Favorite Romance Trope

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From Scratch Author Tembi Locke Talks Grief, Growth, & The Next Chapter Of Motherhood

The bestselling author’s new audiobook, Someday, Now, reframes “empty nesting” as a season of reclamation.

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Camilla Luddington Matches Our Energy, & We Love Her For It

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Mandy Moore Opens Up About The Pressure To “Get It Right” As A Mom

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Ali Larter’s Got A Full Plate & She Wouldn’t Have It Any Other Way

Moms To Watch

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Moms IRL

Ashley Tisdale Opens Up About The Realities Of Potty Training, Nostalgia & Parenting Advice

who run the world

Allyson Felix Doesn’t Sugarcoat It

Meet her in the middle

Maren Morris On How Sheryl Crow Inspired Her Co-Parenting Style

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28% Of Single Mothers Live In Poverty. Jaycina Almond Is On A Mission To Help.

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Clinton Kelly & Stacy London Are Back — But “A Lot Less Bitchy”

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possum keychains for everyone!
By Katie McPherson

Want To Get Off Your Phone? Return To The Hobbies You Loved As A Kid.

Our nervous systems are begging us.

don't delay

A New Study Highlights How Crucial It Is To Attend Your First Mammogram

It’s a good reminder to prioritize your screenings.

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OK, I Think Maybe All Of Us Should Be Doing Some Rejection Therapy

If you've got social anxiety, this might be the hack for you.

Blahhhhhh

OK, Are We All Feeling Low-Key Depressed These Days?

An expert is here to tell you — it’s a thing.

Pass The Good Vibes

Guys, I Think We All Need To Try A Little “Aura Farming”

I’m never going to turn my nose up at “fake it ‘til you make it” advice.

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How To Choose The Right Hair Mask For You, According To Experts

Which ingredients and marketing terms you should shop for, depending on your hair type.

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totally worth it!
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As A Mom, These 13 Items Are Worth The Splurge When Packing For Disney

Some of these items I'd never even think to pack before we went!

Straight From The Source

Educators Get Honest About 11 Things They Secretly Wish Parents Would Stop Doing

Hey, when we know better, we do better.

Understanding Your Pup

Ever Wonder Why Your Dog Sighs? Experts Explain What’s Going On

From relaxed “happy sighs” to frustrated huffs, here’s how to decode your dog’s exhale and understand what it’s really feeling.

The Pack Is Back

Jackbox Party Pack 11 Will Drop Just In Time For Peak Game Night Season

All five games are brand-new — and ready to wreck your friendships and relationships in fresh ways.

different strokes

I Was Raised By ‘The Village.’ I Chose Not To Raise My Sons The Same Way.

Growing up in it was one thing. Turns out, raising four kids in it was another.

Buckle Up

No One Prepares You For Becoming The Family Chauffeur

Is “Uber parenting” the new helicopter parenting?

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The creator of Workin’ Moms celebrates the comedy and tragedy of modern parenting and relationships.

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The Shape of You: Raising Girls to Love Their Bodies

Strategies and tips for helping our girls thrive.

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Helping Your Teen Become the Boss of Their Own Money.

They’ve learned the basics from having an allowance, but now that they are a little older they’re asking for more financial independence.

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Calling All Teens (And Parents Too): How To Insert A Tampon Properly

If you’re new to the tampon game or have been using them for years, here are some tips on how to use a tampon with an applicator and without.

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Love ‘Succession’? You must watch ‘Discussion.’

In this parody of HBO’s Succession, you will get a hilarious look at what would happen if the Roys were just like us. The all-American family, living the all-American dream bickering over who will host the holiday meal.

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Thank You, Now Calm Down
By Jamie Kenney

A New Mom Wants Friends To Stop Complimenting Her Postpartum Body

She doesn’t want to hear that her stretch marks are “awesome.”

Don't Tell Me What To Do

As Government Urges Americans To Have More Babies, Most Just Want Better Care For The Kids They Have Already

A new survey said loud and clear that parents need more support, not more kids.

change of plans

The Romance Novel That Helped Me Escape Postpartum Depression

For most of my career, I’ve had a very specific writing routine. Then I had a baby.

normalize this

This Mom Wants To Normalize Gender Disappointment In Viral Video

Her honesty got mixed reactions from followers.

Snip Snip!

Man Goes In For A Vasectomy & Gets Annoyed With The Pamphlet He's Given

Even when men step up, why do doctors want to give them options to bow out?

Surprise, Surprise

New Report Says President Donald Trump Plans To Walk Back IVF Promises

The ‘Washington Post’ reported that White House officials have privately moved away from the prospect of pushing for IVF legislation.

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Because moms deserve some magic, too.

this is what democracy looks like
By Sarah Aswell

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The Best 2025 Advent Calendars For Kids

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she has a point!
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She sparked quite the debate between moms of all ages.

who's that hottie? 🪞
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As in easy to make, easy to transport, and easy to reheat.

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