50+ Toy Story Quotes To Read When You Miss Woody, Buzz, & The Gang

Toy Story — it’s the gift that keeps on giving, right? We grew up with this iconic series, and now our kids can too. With the 2019 release of Toy Story 4 (plus the shorts that come along on occasion), we’re being treated to a steady stream of fun new content to enjoy. Thanks to Disney+, we can watch Woody, Buzz, Mr. Potato Head, Bo Peep, Rex (our favorite dinosaur!), and all our favorite talking toys any time we want. Though, if you’re getting tired of hearing Tom Hanks and Tim Allen arguing on repeat, we can relate. Binge-watching is a skill that knows no age. Our tech-savvy tots have, for better or worse, figured this out. If your eyes and ears could use a break from Woody and the gang, we recommend distracting your little ones with Toy Story quotes instead of pressing play for the ten-zillionth time.

After laughing over iconic lines like “There’s a snake in my boot,” you could easily use the movie as a launching pad for other activities. Maybe something space-themed? After all, Buzz Lightyear is named after real-life astronaut Buzz Aldrin. You could also explain the Pixar Theory to your kids. It’s the speculation that all of the Pixar movies exist within the same universe. If you fall down this rabbit hole, you’ll discover that many people believe Merida discovering the magic “will-of-the-wisps” in Brave leads to the birth of superheroes… namely, The Incredibles. From that point, toys began absorbing the high-tech Zero Point Energy, given them the power to do human things, like talk.

And that, friends, leads us to this ginormous list of handpicked Toy Story quotes from Toy Story 1, 2, 3, and 4. This ought to keep your little space commanders entertained for hours!

Best Toy Story Quotes

1. “Snap out of it, Buzz!” — Woody
2. “You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity. Farewell.” — Buzz Lightyear
3. “You uncultured swine. What are you looking at, ya hockey puck?” — Mr. Potato Head
4. “Will you take a look at all those presents? Yes, sir. We’re next month’s garage sale fodder for sure.” — Hamm
5. “I’m going for fearsome here, but I just don’t feel it!” — Rex
6. “Golly bob howdy!” — Slinky Dog
7. “The claaaaaaaw.” — The Aliens
8. “Oh, yeah? Well, good riddance, ya loony.” — Woody
9. “And you, my friend, are responsible for delaying my rendezvous with Star Command!” — Buzz Lightyear
10. “To infinity and beyond!” — Buzz Lightyear
11. “That wasn’t flying. That was falling with style.” — Woody
12. “Reach for the sky!” — Woody
13. “This isn’t flying, this is falling with style.” — Buzz Lightyear
14. “You are a child’s play thing!” — Woody

Best Toy Story 2 Quotes

1. “So, who’s the real Buzz?” — Woody
2. “Woody once risked his life to save me. I couldn’t call myself his friend if I weren’t willing to do the same.” — Buzz Lightyear
3. “I can’t stop Andy from growing up. But I wouldn’t miss it for the world.” — Woody
4. “Etch, draw that man in a chicken suit.” — Buzz Lightyear
5. “We’re not preschool toys, Slinky. We can read.” — Mr. Potato Head
6. “Alright. Nobody look ’til I get my cork back in.” — Hamm
7. “How do you spell FBI?” — Rex
8. “Buzz, my back end’s goin’ to Baton Rouge!” — Slinky Dog
9. “You’re cute when you care.” — Bo Peep
10. “But I don’t wanna use my head!” — Rex
11. “Prepare to meet Mr. Angry Eyes!” — Mr. Potato Head
12. “I wanted to say you’re a bright young woman with a beautiful yarn full of hair. Hair full of yarn. It’s uh… oh… I must go.” — Buzz Lightyear
13. “You should never tangle with the unstoppable duo of Woody and Buzz Lightyear!” — Andy

Best Toy Story 3 Quotes

1. “Daycare? What, have you all lost your marbles?” — Woody
2. “Quiet, musical hog!” — Buzz Lightyear
3. “I was cold and dark. Nothing but sand and a couple of Lincoln Logs.” — Mr. Potato Head
4. “It’s the perfect time to be hysterical!” — Hamm
5. “Oh, I hate all this uncertainty!” — Rex
6. “Well, excuse me. I’m trying to stay in character.” — Mr. Pricklepants
7. “There is no way out. Just kidding. Door’s right over there.” — Buttercup
8. “You got a play-date with destiny!” — Lotso
9. “We’re either in a cafe in Paris or a coffee shop in New Jersey. I’m pretty sure I just came back from the doctor with life-changing news.” — Trixie
10. “Come on. Let’s see how much we’re going for on eBay.” — Hamm
11. “I’d like to join your posse, boys, but first I’m gonna sing a little song.” — Woody
12. “So long, partner.” — Woody

Best Toy Story 4 Quotes

1. “The panic is attacking me.” — Rex
2. “Oh, Sheriff Woody. Always coming to the rescue.” — Bo Peep
3. “I have a question. No. Wait. I have all the questions.” — Trixie
4. “I am not a toy. I’m a spork. I was made for soup, salad, maybe chili, and then the trash. I’m litter. Freedom!” — Forky
5. “She’ll be OK. Bonnie will be OK.” — Buzz Lightyear
6. “Does this mean Woody’s a lost toy?” — Rex
7. “He’s not lost. Not anymore.” — Buzz Lightyear
8. “Being there for a child is the most noble thing a toy can do.” — Woody
9. “It’s time for the next kid.” — Bo Peep
10. “You know, kids lose their toys every day. Sometimes they get left in the yard or put in the wrong box.” — Bo Peep
11. “Yeah, he’s with me. My friend? No, no, no. He’s my accessory.” — Bo Peep
12. “Listen to your inner voice.” — Buzz Lightyear
13. “I was made to help a child. I don’t remember it being this hard.” — Woody
14. “Now, about our friend, Woody. I want to know everything about him.” — Gabby Gabby