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60+ Supernatural Quotes To Get You Through Life With No New Episodes

by Deirdre Kaye
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Supernatural Quotes: Sam, Dean, and Castiel
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Nearly everything you need to know about the TV show Supernatural, you can learn from this one quote from Dean: “My name is Dean Winchester. Sam is my brother. Mary Winchester is my mom. And Cas is my best friend.” Of course, it’s a little more complicated than that. To begin with, Sam is actually Dean’s little brother. And their mom? She died pretty horrifically. (It’s literally the first episode. No crying about spoilers.) The brothers follow in their dad’s footsteps, hunting, stopping, and killing supernatural beings on a quest to find their dad… and solve the mystery of their mother’s strange death. Cas comes into the picture a little while later and, oh yeah, he’s not human. Also, Dean’s cool AF car is basically a main character, too. And that’s barely scraping the surface of the series! Since it ran for an impressive 15 seasons and 327 episodes, there are countless plot twists and — yep — epic Supernatural quotes that could keep your brain turning for days.

Another thing to love about the show? It follows some pretty universal themes. From brotherly love to enduring friendship to good vs. evil, it’s just all the typical humanity stuff. Sammy and Dean are wildly different but bonded in a way only brothers can be bonded. It’s lovely to watch and feel vaguely a part of. TBH, now that it’s over, we’re not exactly sure what to do with ourselves.

Which brings us back around to the 15 seasons worth of seriously great lines. This giant list of Supernatural quotes contains a fraction of our favorites from Sam, Dean, and Castiel. Because let’s be real, there’s no way to cover ’em all.

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Supernatural Quotes From Sam Winchester

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  1. “I’ve got demon blood in me, Dean. This disease is pumping through my veins, and I can’t ever rip it out or scrub it clean. I’m a whole new level of freak! And I’m just trying to take this — this curse… and make something good out of it. Because I have to.”
  2. “Check the freezer. Maybe there are some human hearts behind the Häagen-Dazs or something.”
  3. “Getting my ass kicked by those Juggalos was therapeutic.”
  4. “You mind doing a little bit of thinking with your upstairs brain, Dean?”
  5. “We are a family. I’d do anything for you. But things will never be the way they were before.”
  6. “Dude, you were hallucinating sheep on the road.”
  7. “If you know evil’s out there, how can you not believe good’s out there too?”
  8. “People don’t just disappear, Dean. Other people just stop looking for them.”
  9. “I’m not gonna live this life forever. Dean, when this is all over, you’re gonna have to let me go my own way.”
  10. “The internet is more than just naked people. You do know that?”
  11. “No drinking, no gambling, no premarital sex. Dean, they basically just outlawed 90 percent of your personality.”
  12. “You and me — we’re all that’s left. So, if we’re gonna see this through, we’re gonna do it together.”
  13. “I’m ready to die. And I’m ready to watch people I love die. But I’m not ready to be your bitch.”
  14. “You’re a hypocrite, Dean. How did you feel when Dad sold his soul for you? ‘Cause I was there. I remember. You were twisted and broken. And now you go and do the same thing… to me. What you did was selfish.”
  15. “You’re changing the world, and I want to be a part of it.”
  16. “Some people are just born tortured. So when they die, their spirits are just as dark.”
  17. “Guess that’s why we all hold onto life so hard… even the dead. We’re all just scared of the unknown.”
  18. “There’s a lot of folklore about mirrors — that they reveal all your lies, all your secrets, that they’re a true reflection of your soul, which is why it’s bad luck to break them.”
  19. “Rebel a little bit… in a healthy, non-satanic way.”
  20. “You know, Sammy is a chubby 12-year-old. It’s Sam, OK?”

From Dean

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  1. “My name is Dean Winchester. I’m an Aquarius. I enjoy sunsets, long walks on the beach, and frisky women. And I did not kill anyone.”
  2. “House rules, Sammy. Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole.”
  3. “What’s done is done. All that matters now, all that’s ever mattered, is that we’re together. So shut up and drink your beer.”
  4. “Maybe we should know what we’re walking into before we actually walk into it.”
  5. “Killing things that need killing is kind of our job. Last I checked, taking pleasure in that is not a crime.”
  6. “Why is it my job to save these people? Why do I have to be some kind of hero?”
  7. “We going to fight or make out, ’cause I’m getting some real mixed signals here.”
  8. “Details are everything! You don’t want to go fighting ghosts without any health insurance.”
  9. “Boy, three bedrooms, two baths, and one homicide. This place is gonna sell like hotcakes.”
  10. “You’re gonna wipe out a whole town for one little witch. Sounds to me like you’re compensating for something.”
  11. “If this is my last day on earth, I do not want it to be socially awkward.”
  12. “The universe is trying to tell us something we both should already know. We’re stronger together than apart.”
  13. “I hate these indie films. Nothing ever happens.”
  14. “I think the world’s gonna end bloody. But it doesn’t mean we shouldn’t fight. We do have choices. I choose to go down swingin’.”
  15. “Always knew I’d find the source of all evil at a vegan bakery.”
  16. “Well, call it personal experience. Nobody gets that angry unless they’re talking about their own family.”
  17. “There’s no higher power, there’s no God. There’s just chaos and violence and random, unpredictable evil that comes out of nowhere. It rips you to shreds.”
  18. “A wise man once told me, ‘Family don’t end in blood.’ But it doesn’t start there either. Family cares about you, not what you can do for them. Family’s there; for the good, bad, all of it. They got your back, even when it hurts. That’s family. That sound like your mother?”
  19. “Wow, you get a trophy in Stockholm Syndrome.”
  20. Game of Thrones is complicated. Shower sex… that’s complicated. Hell ain’t complicated. Your problem ain’t hell. It’s you.”
  21. “I’m not looking at you like anything. Though I gotta say, you do look like crap.”
  22. “I mean, accidents just don’t happen accidentally.”
  23. “I’m sitting in a laundromat, reading about myself, sitting in a laundromat, reading about myself. My head hurts.”
  24. “C’mon, we hunt monsters! What the hell? I mean, normal people, they see a monster and they run. But not us, no no no, we… we search out things that want to kill us! Yeah, huh? Or eat us! You know who does that? Crazy people!”
  25. “What we do, you can’t learn this crap in a book. You put on a flannel, you pick up a gun, you go out there. Either you get good fast, or you get dead faster.”
  26. “I’m not gonna die in a hospital where the nurses aren’t even hot.”
  27. “You can take your peace and shove it up your lily-white ass. ‘Cause I’ll take the pain, and the guilt. I’ll even take Sam as is. It’s a lot better than bein’ some Stepford bitch in paradise! This is simple, Cas!”
  28. “You’re the same thing, only bigger. The same brand of cockroach I’ve been squashing my whole life. An ugly, evil, belly-to-the-ground supernatural piece of crap. The only difference between them and you is the size of your ego.”
  29. “Don’t be afraid of the dark? What, are you kidding me? Of course, you should be afraid of the dark! You know what’s out there!”

From Castiel

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  1. “I killed two angels this week. My brothers. I’m hunted. I rebelled, and I did it — all of it — for you. And you failed. You and your brother destroyed the world. And I lost everything for nothing. So keep your opinions to yourself.”
  2. “I’ll interrogate the cat.”
  3. “Every soul here is a monster. This is where they come to prey upon each other for all eternity.”
  4. “I’m the one who gripped you tight and raised you from perdition.”
  5. “I found a liquor store… and I drank it.”
  6. “This is a vessel. My true form is approximately the size of your Chrysler building.”
  7. “Don’t make things needlessly complicated as you humans tend to do.”
  8. “If you murder a monster in monster heaven, where does it go?”
  9. “Hey, ass-butt!
  10. “A hunter’s memorial, complete with monster. Mary would’ve appreciated that.”
  11. “I’m hapless. I’m hopeless. I mean, why the hell not bury myself in women and decadence? Right? It’s the end, baby! That’s what decadence is for. Why not bang a few gongs before the lights go out?”
  12. “I learned that from the pizza man.”
  13. “I don’t understand that reference.”

Supernatural Quotes from Other Characters

If you’ve ever watched this show, you’ve definitely met way more characters than you can remember. Want to take a real trip down Supernatural memory lane? Check out these quotes below.

  1. “Some ground rules: No slaughtering each other. Curb your wrath. Oh, and uh, keep your hands off the local virgins; we’re trying to keep a low profile here.” — Baldur
  2. “I know how it is walking around with something evil inside you. It’s just too bad you won’t do the right thing and kill yourself. I’m gonna, as soon as I’m done with you. Two last good deeds. Killing you and killing myself.” — Gordon Walker
  3. “If you’re gonna make an omelet, sometimes you have to break some spines.” — Crowley
  4. “You sold your soul?! Sold it?! For an extra three inches of willy?!” — Gavin MacLeod

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