30 'Schitt's Creek' Gifts That Will Never Make You Say 'Ew, David'

You may not be able to shop at Rose Apothecary in real life, but you can at least carry a tote that looks like you did. This heavy duty 100% cotton canvas tote measures 20x15x5 and has the Rose Apothecary logo on the front. It’s an ideal companion for grocery shopping or when you’re picking out handcrafted, locally-sourced goods.

Whether you’re like David Rose and trying not to connect with people right now or just need a minute to yourself before you’ve had a cup of coffee, this mug says it all. This mug comes in 11 and 15 ounce sizes, and there are other options in black or white with a variety of your favorite Schitt’s Creek quotes.

After a long day, put on an episode of Schitt’s Creek and grab this themed coloring book for a relaxing night in. The book has 10 coloring pages of iconic moments from the show, including Moira’s turn in The Crows Have Eyes 3: The Crowening, Fruit Wine, and “You’re Simply the Best.”

One of our favorite interactions between David and Stevie was this line here. Why not have it on your phone case?

When the Roses first arrive to Schitt’s Creek, they’re not happy, to say the least. To go from McMansion to dowdy motel in the middle of nowhere especially traumatizes Moira Rose, who is used to the finer things. This is one of the more memorable things she says as she grows accustomed to her new, more simple life. It also describes most of our Mondays, so that works.

Carry the self confidence of Alexis Rose with you wherever you go. This hand stamped keychain measures 1.5 inches in diameter and comes in gold brass or silver aluminum. It’s the perfect accessory to keep all your keys together for your literal and figurative journeys.

For your next dreaded to-do or shopping list, add a little fun by using this “You’re on my Schitt List” notepad with David’s smirking face at the bottom. It measures 4.25” x 6” and comes with 50 sheets to keep track of all your notes, doodles, or complaints.

When you’re preparing enchiladas for the family, make sure you’re wearing the appropriate kitchen attire. This black apron will remind you to fold in the cheese, even if you don’t know exactly what that means. You can add the optional “Ew, David” lettering on the pocket. Cooking skills not included.

Moms, is there a more perfect way to let others know there’s a baby in the car? Ditch your old school decal for this hilarious Moira-inspired one.

Taking notes has never been more fun with Moira’s Wigs Spiral Notebook! Get a laugh with a few (all on them can’t possibly fit on one page) of Moria’s looks.

If we had the chance, we’d vote for Moira Rose too! This hilarious tee is perfect for die-hard Moira fans.

Dress up all your smallest Schitt’s Creek fans in an adorable onesie. It’s made from soft cotton and has a snap closure at the bottom. Sizes range from new born to toddler. There’s nothing “ew” about any of these little outfits (except for the spit up or drool that is inevitably going to end up on the front of it).

There are likely more than a handful of times where, like David Rose, you are very uninterested in that opinion, whether that opinion is from a coworker, friend, or family member. This white mug is available in 11 oz and six different handle colors!

Clean up spills and messes with a pair of fun kitchen towels that will make you laugh when you look at them. This towel set comes with two of the most memorable quotes from the show: “Fold in the cheese” and “I have asked you thrice now for a towel.”

Add a little Schitt’s Creek to your bathroom with this ‘Rose Apothecary’ labeled soap dish! You’ll have your guests wondering if it’s the real deal (even though it’s probably just our favorite soap from Target).And the best part about it? This dish can also be used as a spoon rest, catch-all dish — you name it!

Spruce up your walls with prints featuring each of the Rose family members. The set of four 8.5” x 11” digital downloadable posters with character outlines of Johnny, Moira, David, and Alexis. Each poster also has a quote from the show, such as “It’s called style people,” “Fold in the cheese,” “Ew David,” and “Love that journey for me.”

This vintage style keychain looks like it was taken straight from Rosebud Motel. The red color will make it harder to lose your keys, and it will also be a bright reminder that you thankfully don’t have to share adjoining motel rooms with your family.

This David Rose candle will keep your house fresh for hours on end. It’s hand poured soy and has hours of burn time. You’ve got your choice of multiple scents including Ice Vanilla Woods, Cedar Wood Orange, and more.

In the words of David, Rose Apothecary is “a general store, but it’s also a very specific store. It’s also not just a store, it’s like a place where people can come and get coffee or drinks, but it’s not a coffee shop, nor is it a bar. Yeah, it’s an environment. And yes, we will be selling things, but it’s more like a branded immersive experience.” If you find yourself describing your home in similar fashion, this print is for you. It comes in 5”x5”, 5”x7”, and 8”x10” sizes.

“Best Wishes, Warmest Regards” was the Schitt’s Creek documentary special that aired after the series finale. But it’s also a nice way to welcome guests in and out of your house. This doormat is made with coconut fibers and has a latex, anti-skid bottom to keep it in place. You can get it in four different sizes, ranging from 16”x12”x0.5” to 24”x25”x0.5”.

A tumbler is great for keeping your wine at just the right temperature, no matter if the wine you’re drinking is awful or awesome. This tumbler is vacuum insulated with stainless steel construction and has the Moira Rose quote laser etched on the front. It comes in several different colors (16 to be exact!), two different sizes, and includes a clear lid for easy sipping.

Celebrate the arts with a soft T-shirt. And by “arts,” we mean Jazzagals, the female a capella singing group run by Jocelyn Schitt. The unisex cotton T-shirt comes in sizes XS-4XL and in a ton of colors, so you can pick up one for all your BFFs.

There’s no question that Moira Rose is a star, but she often shares the spotlight with her ever changing hairstyle. This illustrated print showcases some of the wacky wigs Moira has worn, from bobs to pigtails to pink hair. You can get the print in 5”x7”and 8”x10” sizes.

Keep your cosmetics or small accessories organized in this cotton zippered pouch. It comes with a detachable wrist strap and will put a smile on your face everytime you look at the Rose Apothecary logo. The bag measures 9.25”x6”, a great size for tossing into your purse or tote.