Grab These Scary Mommy Shop Clearance Items Before They're Gone Forever
If you haven’t checked out the Scary Mommy Shop recently, you’re missing out, Mama. We’ve collected amazing brands that share our vision of empowered, and empowering, women. Everything in the online store helps moms look good, feel good, and do good. Check out their end-of-season clearance sale and save some dough (up to 60% OFF!) on stuff that tells the world exactly what you’re thinking.
Strong Women Raise Strong Women Keychain
There’s a fine line when it comes to raising a daughter. We want our little girls to be kind, but we also want them to know that they can throat-punch someone if they need to.
25% OFF (was $14)
You’re a Good Mom Candle
We’re all just out here doing our best. You’re giving it everything you’ve got, you’re a damn good mom, and don’t let anybody make you doubt that. Ever.
25% OFF (was $28)
Hopes & Dreams Notebook
Need a journal? A place to keep lists full of things you probably (definitely) won’t have time to do? Something to doodle in during meetings to pretend you’re taking notes? You’ve come to the write place.
25% OFF (was $20)
Resting Beach Face Tote
Sun, surf, sand, summer. We’re officially in our happy place, beaches.
40% OFF (was $28)
Was Cool Once Side Slit Long Sleeve T-shirt
I swear I was. People liked hanging out with me, and some even wanted to date me. I stayed up late, I laughed, I partied. At least I think I did. Wait…was it all a dream? No. I’m sure of it. I was hip, er, I mean, cool…um, lit, savage? Ugh. Whatever.
40% OFF (was $28)
One Strong Mother Hat
Some days I show my strength by lugging the kids AND the groceries up the steps. Some days I show it by kicking ass at the gym, before kicking ass at work. And some days (aka most days), I show it by just getting out of bed and dealing with all the things, all the time.
60% OFF (was $24)
Not the Worst Mom Oval Bracelet
Being the hashtag BestMomEver is hashtag LifeGoals! Aaaaand then reality hits, and the bar lowers a little erryday. It’s fine. Just remember, there’s always someone out there screwing it up even worse than you are!
25% OFF (was $26)
Mom Bod Tank
From maternity to post-baby, and in all shapes and sizes — every mom has a bod, and every one of ’em should be celebrated.
30% OFF (was $22)
Shaping the Future Scoopneck Tee
I’m just over here making sure the next generation is ready to fix everything we screw up, and make the world a better place. No pressure or anything.
30% OFF (was $28)
Keep Calm & Carry Snacks Roll Sleeve Tee
Goldfish, pretzels, cereal, fruit snacks, puffs, booty, popcorn, candy, yogurt, almonds. I carry it all, just in case. And sometimes I even bring snacks for the kids, too!
30% OFF (was $28)
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