Hilarious Valentine's Day Cards For Your Besties

If you can’t eat take out and binge murder shows with your best friend, then who can you do it with?! Admit it, ‘Unsolved Mysteries’ just wouldn’t be the same without their commentary on the side. The cozy things in life are just better with her.

Let’s hear it for all the wingwomen who make the world go round. This one goes out to you. This card is the perfect way to thank your bestie for answering your texts at all (and we mean all) hours of the day and night. We love you!

“You’re the Carrie To My Samantha.” If you’re lucky enough to have found the one (your Samantha), don’t ever let her go. Cheers to all the batsh*t crazy things you do together. This illustrated letterpress card deserves to be framed. That’s all we’re sayin’. 

We don’t know who needs to hear this, but you’re one strong AF female and you should feel good as hell about it! What better way to you remind your bestie and wish her a happy Valentine’s Day than with Lizzo and the lyrics to your go-to karaoke song. 

Leslie Knope for first female PREZ, amirite? Damn straight. This Galentine’s Day card is guaranteed to be a hit among your beloved #momsquad (especially those who binge-watch Parks and Rec).  

It’s time to uncork and unwind (get it?!) with a set of these wine and cheese night-themed Valentine’s cards. Our favorite: “I am glad we are such gouda friends.” Note that a glass of wine in hand and half empty bottle on the table makes these cards even better.

She is smart, she is kind… she’s your bomb-ass best friend for life and she’s simply the best. Like two peas in a pod, y’all know when to lift each other up and dish out BS-free advice. Snag this card for your ride or die chick who’s also a diehard Schitt’s Creek fan.

That pizza pie-loving pal of yours won’t believe her eyes. They may even shed a tear if you write all of the reasons why they have a piece of your heart inside the card. Throw in a real slice from your favorite place and you may have just earned the Best Friend of the Year award.  

Pardon our French. Sometimes we all just need a little reminder to keep on thriving and taking names. We’re ready to send this card to our favorite HBIC (head betch in charge). Don’t forget to snag a second just to give yourself the same little reminder too.

Glazed or sprinkle? Is that even a question?! Your Galentine is 100 percent an EXTRA sprinkles (and pink icing) kind of sidekick. Do-nut try and tell us otherwise. If you’re bestie is truly sweeter than any dessert out there, you have to gift them with this adorable card on V-day.