25 Snarky And Clever Doormats — Because Life Is Too Short For Boring First Impressions

The mat that says what we’re all thinking. Invite guests in, but set the expectation that they’ll be gone by 9 p.m. Visitors will laugh until they realize you’re serious. The mat itself is indoor/outdoor and made from high quality felt and rubber with non-slip backing.

The truth is, not everyone’s welcome in your home, but being funny about it makes it less awkward. This mat from Etsy shop CatchyDoormats is made from coir and natural coconut fibers with a rubber backing, and according to reviews, it’s really great quality. The mat comes in several size options.

But seriously, did they bring White Claws? This mat from Etsy shop KaitlinEDesigns is cute and funny and exactly what your front door needs—if you’re into White Claws, that is. The mats are hand painted and come in two sizes.

The best part about inviting a friend over is the wine they’ll bring—also the friend part, but it’s really mostly about the wine. This doormat from Etsy shop HandmadeRugsByAmanda comes in three sizes and is truly the perfect addition to any wine-loving home. (You know who you are.)

If you want people to come into your house knowing you have a top-notch personality, this is the mat… or Mat. It’s thick and coarse, effective getting loose dirt off shoes.

If your dog is in charge, this doormat just makes sense. Made from super scraper coir, the mat is thick, has rubber backing, and comes in one size: 30 in. x 18 in.

This durable coir doormat tells it like it is. “Hi” and “Bye” pretty much sums up the essence of a welcome mat. It has vinyl backing to help prevent movement and slippage.

If you have a kid who’s moderately to extremely obsessed with rainbows, this mat will bring all the happiness. It’s weather-resistant, has non-slip PVC backing, and made from 100% natural coir materials.

This doormat cuts to the chase. “Sup” is a cool version of a welcome mat. It has rubber backing, and according to reviews, the mat isn’t harsh on feet, but it gets the dirt off shoes. The size is 30 in. x 18 in.

This “Hey Y’all” doormat is a cute and fun way to welcome visitors, especially if you’re either from the South or have an appreciation for it. Made out of coir material, the dimensions of this mat are 32 in. x 16 in.

Whether you live in the desert or you just appreciate desert vibes, this chic doormat would be the perfect addition to your entryway. It’s made of coir with vinyl backing, and the dimensions are 29 in. x 17 in.

This doormat is the perfect way to let visitors know that yes, you do have cats and yes, they will judge you (obviously). Made out of rubber, this charcoal-colored cat mat is 30 in. x 18 in. According to reviews, the mat is comfortable on the feet while successfully removing dirt, sand, water, etc. from shoes.