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40 Dirty Santa Gifts That Are Absurdly LOL-Worthy

by Michelle Sparks
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If you thought coming up with gift ideas for your father-in-law or for your boyfriend was hard, try coming up with Dirty Santa gift ideas. Similar to a White Elephant exchange, a Dirty Santa exchange is where everyone brings a wrapped gift and as guests start to open them, other guests can choose to steal previously-unwrapped gifts or pick a new one. As in, you somehow have to find a gift that’s suitable for a range of ages, genders, and personalities. Ugh.

Fortunately, thanks to Amazon, there are plenty of great gifts out there for a Dirty Santa exchange, from the hilariously inappropriate to the surprisingly practical. Below, we’ve rounded up the best Dirty Santa gifts of 2020 for every budget and every person. Psst: They’re so good, you might just want to steal back your own gift!

Dirty Santa Gift Idea for $15

SipCaddy Bath & Shower Portable Cupholder
$15
Dash Mini Maker
$13
The Original Wine Condoms
$14.97
Corgi Dog Mousepad
$11.99
SipWell Stainless Steel Drinking Straws
$5.89
Mr. Coffee Mug Warmer
$10.99
Achiou Winter Knit Gloves
$11.99
Adjustable Cell Phone Stand
$11.99
Salbree Microwave Popcorn Popper
$15.90
Osaka Glass Cold Brew Coffee Maker
$14.49

Dirty Santa Gift Ideas for $20

YETI Rambler 14 oz Mug
$35.89
Work from Home Survival Kit

One thing all of your coworkers probably have in common? They’re most likely still adjusting to that WFH life. This includes essentials like ear plugs to block out the sounds of their kids screaming or partners blasting music, a webcam cover to prevent cringe-y Zoom accidents, a conference call Bingo card, a decision coin that decides for you whether you should wear pants or sweatpants, and other cute trinkets to make this time a little more tolerable and amusing.

$20
Tea Drops Ultimate Tea Sampler

If you know someone who has never tried Tea Drops, they’re in for a treat. Tea Drops are like dissolvable tea bags you drop in hot water, and they have all kinds of fun and delicious flavors, like chocolate earl grey, blueberry acai white tea, sweet peppermint, chai spice, and more. They’re also eco-wrapped, so they’re good for the environment, too!

$19
Galison Gray Malin 2-Sided Jigsaw Puzzle
$21.77
Reese's Chocolate Christmas Candy Peanut Butter Variety Pack
$69.98
Auxiwa Clip on Selfie Ring Light
$17
Dreamfarm (Red) Scizza ScissorsDreamfarm (Red) Scizza ScissorsDreamfarm (Red) Scizza Scissors
$29.95
Sushi Socks
Telestrations After Dark Adult Party Game
$25.11
Hella Cocktail Co. | 5-Pack Bitters Bar
$34.95
100 Movies Scratch Off Poster
$25.97
InnoGear Car Diffuser
$19.98
321 STRONG Foam Roller
$26.99
Anker PowerCore 10000
$31.99
Costa Farms Sansevieria Snake Live Indoor Plant
$23.99
Merlot Infused Tea

For those that love a good cup of tea and love a glass of wine even more — this is the answer to help with those long work hours.

$20
Moleskine Classic Notebook
$18.98
Herb Garden Starter Kit

Even for the non-gardeners and the non-cookers this Herb Garden Starter Kit will be a piece of cake. It includes everything they need to get things going.

$17
ESARORA Ice Roller for Face & Eye
$12.99

Funny Dirty Santa Gifts

Dear Asshole: 101 Tear-Out Letters to the Morons Who Muck Up Your Life
$13.44
Emotional Fashion T-Shirt by Christina Wolfgram
$24.99
Can't Remember Sh*t Daily Planner and Note Pad
$5.95
Accoutrements Bacon Strips Bandages
$7
What Do You Meme? Core Game
$25
It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Fuck This candle

Scary Mommy’s very own winter candle line is here! And it features cheeky candles, like this “It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Fuck This” which speaks to us a fundamental and emotional level. Scents include: Evergreen Trees & Sanity Please, Festive AF, Festive, My Favorite F Word, Shit It’s Cold, and Spiced Holiday Stress.

$35
The Hell You Looking At? Porcelain Coffee Mug

In case anyone needs a reminder that they’re not allowed to talk to you until you’re done with your first mug of coffee. That goes for coworkers and family.

$17.50
Malicious Women Candle Co Soy Candle
$25
Calm the F*ck Down: An Irreverent Adult Coloring Book
$4.99
Poo-Pourri Original Citrus,Lavender Vanilla, and Tropical Hibiscus 1.4 Ounce Set
$23.79
Giant Flour Tortilla Throw Blanket
$18.98

Looking for more holiday shopping ideas? Browse all of our gift guides here.

SHOP THE STORY

YETI Rambler 14 oz Mug

High-quality and stylish, Yeti has a cult following for a reason. And while the brand’s coolers cost hundreds of dollars, you can snag one of their popular—and equally covetable—Rambler mugs for under $30.

$35.89
Amazon.com eGift Card
$50
The Original Wine Condoms

This “condom” was hilariously created by a mom and her son, who wanted to solve the problem of unsealed wine bottles. The shrink-to-fit technology makes it so every “condom” will fit around an open bottle, no matter the size. And it works, keeping your vino fresh and tasty.

$14.97
Amazon
What Do You Meme? Core Game

Anyone who loves memes will love this wildly popular party game. All you need is a sense of humor and a little creativity (and to actually know what a meme is in the first place, sorry Grandma!).

$25
Adulting Note Pad
$5.95
Dear Asshole: 101 Tear-Out Letters to the Morons Who Muck Up Your Life

Like it or not, the world is full of a**holes. This hilarious book will help your giftee cope with the worst of the worst by providing them snarky tear-out letters to hand to everyone from the backseat driver to the penny-pinching cheapskate.

$13.44
Handheld Scalp Massagers
$7.64
Hella Cocktail Co. | 5-Pack Bitters Bar

For the aspiring at-home bartender, they’ll need a quality pack of bitters to get started. This one, with five different delicious flavors, will upgrade their cocktail game from Fireball shots to classy old-fashioneds.

$34.95
Corgi Dog Mousepad

If they don’t think Corgi butts are the cutest thing ever then, to be honest, they don’t deserve this adorable (and also ergonomic) mousepad, anyways.

$11.99
Mr. Coffee Mug Warmer

I love lukewarm coffee, said no one ever. Fortunately, this heated coaster exists. With over 18,000 rave reviews, all your giftee has to do is plug it in and voila—a hot cup of joe for hours.

$10.99
Dreamfarm (Red) Scizza ScissorsDreamfarm (Red) Scizza ScissorsDreamfarm (Red) Scizza Scissors

These pizza scissors are proof that dreams really can come true. Not only do they cleanly slice through a pie (no more lost toppings or messes!) but they also have a built-in spatula for easy scooping.

$29.95
Malicious Women Candle Co Soy Candle

A candle that smells like zero f*cks, impending doom, or resting b*tch face? Those are just a few of the snarky scents you can choose from at Malicious Women Candle Co.

$25

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