There Ain't Nothing Good About Diaper Rash. Let's Put an end to This Literal Pain in the Ass.

If you’re going through the mess of applying diaper rash cream, you might as well treat a lot of things at once. A&D is almost a super cream, protecting skin with zinc oxide, while also minimizing itch and providing a protective barrier. A&D even says it’s safe to use on lips … but the taste isn’t great. Trust us.

Zinc oxide is diaper rash’s biggest enemy. So when you’re dealing with a really tough case, the 40% zinc oxide concentration in Desitin makes it the best diaper rash cream for diarrhea. Its high zinc oxide level also makes it a great cream to provide protection through the entire night. (Now if it could only convince the baby to sleep through the night, it’d truly be a miracle cream.)

If typical diaper rash cream grosses you out, you’re not alone. (You’re also not alone about feeling guilty that you’re so disgusted by the texture of something that helps your baby.) This Triple Paste ointment uses a mix of zinc oxide and petrolatum to create a consistency more like a paste, so it’s easy to apply. It’s expensive per ounce, but it’s tough to put a price on the value of keeping the grossness level at a 4 or 5 out of 10 versus an 11.

When searching for the best diaper rash cream, it’s not always one type fits all. For babies who suffer from yeast infections on occasion. the Boudreaux’s ointment uses balsam to allow diaper rash to heal without causing flare-ups. It’s also free of lanolin, which some babies are sensitive to using. (Ultimately, we have to respect a product that’s confident enough in its quality to call itself “butt paste.”)

If you’re using cloth diapers … well, you’re a better parent than me. As you probably know, typical diaper rash creams do quite a number on cloth diapers, creating an unholy mess that may make you question your decision to become a parent. Grandma El’s ointment uses no zinc oxide, leaving it with a nice consistency and almost a clear color, which is great for cloth diapers. It’s expensive per ounce, but it also has the ability to help with heat rash, eczema, and more sensitive skin issues.

Babies get diaper rash sometimes. Bigger kids (or husbands who didn’t learn anything in Boy Scouts) get into poison oak or poison ivy sometimes. This ointment from Rugby helps with all of those skin problems and more. It’s a zinc oxide-based ointment that has a no-frills design, allowing it to be offered at a great price per ounce.

Unlike some other choices on our list, this cream has a nice, thin consistency. You’ll be able to apply it quickly with a minimum of mess. Yay! The downside? It’s a bit pricey per ounce. (The best things are never cheap, after all.) This Weleda product ranks as a best natural diaper rash cream, thanks to its ingredient list and its lack of fragrances and synthetic preservatives.

If you love using Burt’s Bees lip balm, shampoo, and makeup, they also make one of the best diaper rash creams for diarrhea. It has nearly a 40% zinc oxide concentration, creating a paste with a pleasing consistency that will stay in place and keep the baby’s bottom protected. (Just one word of advice: Keep your Burt’s Bees lip balm and diaper rash cream in different places. When you’re sleep deprived from caring for a baby with diaper rash, you never know what yellow container you might mistake for lip balm.)

If you’re going to name your company Earth Mama, you better know how to create amazing organic products. (Fortunately, Earth Mama does, or this section would have an entirely different tone.) Its diaper rash balm contains only certified organic, plant-based ingredients. It’s clearly a best natural diaper rash cream for cloth diapers, as it contains no mineral oils. It even works to soothe minor cuts and scrapes, so it’s useful for every kid in your house … even the one who cries more than the baby each time she gets a microscopic scrape.

If you can’t resist a baby product that has a cute bunny on the bottle — and honestly, who can? — this diaper rash cream is for you. Fortunately, it’s a good product that easily qualifies as a best organic diaper rash cream. It uses zinc oxide, but it has no petrolatum (derived from petroleum), so it’s safe for babies with sensitive skin.

Have we mentioned yet that diaper cream is f***ing gross? Here’s an idea: When you sense that your bundle of joy is just starting to develop a case of the dreaded bright red rash, the Magic Stick is the answer. It’s easy to apply with a minimum of mess. It’s a lightweight material, so it’s designed for helping with mild cases of rash, preventing them from becoming worse. It’s not made for a rash that is as red as your MIL’s face — well, let’s be honest — pretty much any time you spend more than 5 minutes alone with her.

Diaper rash sucks. Diaper rash for a kid with sensitive skin takes sucking to a level rarely seen since season 11 of The Bachelor. But Honest Company’s product easily ranks as a best natural diaper rash cream, as it uses organic ingredients that are safe to use on sensitive skin, while still delivering fast results.