Amazon Just Casually Dropped Its Big Fall Sale, And Thousands Of Products Are Discounted

Winter is coming. So before it actually *gets* cold, we need to prep ahead of time and make sure we’re going to stay warm. Even if you have central heat, you never know when things break down and you need that space heater in a pinch. Or, if you want to save a little bit and focus heating up one or two rooms versus the whole house, space heaters are financially-savvy. Lasko is a trusted brand, and this one in particular is great for the office or bedroom — you can safely leave it on a desk or on the floor. It comes with three quiet settings (fan only, low, and high heat). This will warm up about 300 square feet.

It’s an electric blanket with a FOOT POCKET. Hello, genius! For us humans whose feet get cold easily, this is a game-changer. This blanket is extra long (62” by 52”), so drape it over yourself and your kids/partner on the couch, when you’re hanging out in bed, etc. Especially on days your back aches or your cramps are a motherfucker, you will be extra thankful for this blanket.

Finally caved and decided to buy a NutriBullet? Get it on sale now and save $20. This 1200W blender can handle pretty much anything — smoothies, hot ingredients for soup, DIY dressings, you name it. There’s a reason why people love NutriBullets so much. With a 64oz blender, it can hold a ton of liquid, so no worries about your cup overfloweth. Best of all? It’s dishwasher-safe, so when you’re done, you can just toss it in the dishwasher. Yisssss.

Raise your hand if you can just never get that floor clean, no matter how long you spend on it, no matter how much you scream at the kids and dogs to not ruin it, and no matter how many expensive cleaning sprays you buy. It’s allllll about the mop. Which is why investing in a Bissell is a blessing that will pay off and save your sanity. This pro-level, powered mop safely cleans hard surfaces (including hardwood) and it includes soft touch pads for gentle cleaning as well as scrubby pads for tough, sticky messes. (BISSELL supports the BISSELL Pet Foundation and a portion of every purchase goes towards saving homeless pets.)

I’m going to go ahead and call this the “mermaid chair” and while it’s certainly a statement-making chair, it’s functional, comfortable, and comes in three colors (the teal-colored one is the one on sale, though). Anyone who sees this chair will think you got it from West Elm (it’s Amazon Brand, surprise!).

PSA: You don’t have to wait until Black Friday to score a good deal on a new coffee maker. This Keurig makes regular coffee, lattes, and cappuccinos, so no need to have a coffee maker and a separate espresso machine (which probably calls for its own ~special~ coffee). With a large water reservoir, you can brew 6 cups before you have to refill, it’s created with smart technology which basically means you get your coffee brewed without waiting forever. With over 8,500 reviews and 4.7 out of 5 stars, it’s safe to say this multipurpose coffee maker is a hit.

If you have pets, then you know it’s near impossible to have a clear house. As soon as you vacuum the floor, it’s immediately covered in dog/cat hair five seconds later. I don’t know why, I don’t make the rules. The animal-loving brand BISSELL (a portion of all purchases goes towards saving homeless pets) created an ultra powerful vacuum that’s specifically designed to pick up hair and uses its Smart Seal Allergen System with optional Febreeze filter traps that eliminate allergens and odors while vacuuming. With tools like LED Crevice Tool, Pet Turbo Eraser Tool and 2-in-1 Pet Dusting Brush, this vacuum is the only match against your furry and destructive cuties.

I’ve sung my praises about the Dash air fryer before. It’s easy to use, it’s personally helped me eat healthier even with my French fry and hot wings addition, and it’s super cute (I have the aqua-colored one). If you’ve never tried an air fryer before, Dash’s is truly one of the best in the market, and it just so happens to be on sale now.

Since many of us are WFH, we now *need* a good printer. Which is weirdly hard to come by, considering people have created self-driving cars (but for some reason I can’t find a printer that won’t stop jamming? Elon Musk, you should consider going in the printer industry, just sayin’). Anyway, this HP printer is the only printer I’ve ever used that has actually…worked? Well? It’s fast AF as a laser printer, is cost-effective (less than 1 cent per page), is wireless, so you can print something from the other room, and is Alexa-compatible. It’s truly the best you can do in the printer department. Until Tesla comes along with one, that is.

Get festive up in here with this Apple Pumpkin Yankee candle on sale! As an unapologetic Yankee candle fan, I can attest how strong this candle is (you only need to light one for your entire home to smell like a pumpkin patch). This large jar will last you, but I usually buy a few to last me all season long.

I may not be wearing much makeup anymore, but I still go all out with my skincare routine. This clear makeup organizer makes it actually easy to organize your products (versus opaque, which actually hides your stuff), and although its acrylic, the high-quality material appears as though it’s glass. You can also store other goods, like jewelry, hair accessories, cufflinks, etc. It comes with 8 individual compartments.

As Scary Mommy’s shopping editor, I never thought I’d be writing about toilet paper, but it’s 2020 and here we are. If you have TP PTSD from earlier this year when it became near impossible to find a single roll, use this sale as an opportunity to stock up (responsibly, obvs, no need to go crazy).