13 Sex Toys To Stuff In Your Own Stocking This Holiday Season, Because You Deserve It

This lube is not only organic food-grade lube — you have something to squirt on your ice cream and on your cave of wonders — but it won’t destroy your favorite rubber toys like other silicone-based lubricants will. Both sets of lips are sure to feel fresh after a tingly time with this motion lotion.

Who has the time to wait for chocolate sauce to warm up when they are hot and bothered and craving some sugar? These body pens are less than 10 bucks, come in milk and dark chocolate, and are so convenient and neat, you may spend the evening doodling instead of polishing your Christmas balls.

Sure it’s self-love, but it doesn’t have to be a singles-only sport. Get your partner in on the action with this vibrator especially for couples. It has dual motors, 10 different speeds, a rechargeable battery, and is waterproof for “aquatic fun.” The remote control allows for a partner to play from up to 32 feet away.

This massager is made of hypoallergenic glass so everyone can enjoy. Heat it up with warm water for something extra and have a great time celebrating the holidays.

This little baby is the perfect stocking stuffer and is a #1 best seller on Amazon. It has nine massager modes, uses a USB charger, and is waterproof. It’s the perfect way to twinkle your star in between baking batches of cookies. One reviewer said, “I like that this toy is small, lightweight, and quiet. It is easy to use discreetly if you have thin walls or to pack in a suitcase”

Season’s greeting have never been so festive! These Neva Nude holiday pasties comes in 17 different options including the holiday gift wrap (pictured), Santa hats, snowflakes, candy canes, and more.

Take game night to a whole new level. You will have a plethora of games to play, and the best part is everyone wins.

There’s no such thing as a magic bullet in life, but this handy tool is close. If you’re looking for a small vibrator, the Umania G-Spot bullet vibrator is under three inches long and can easily be slipped into a purse or toiletry bag. It’s mini but mighty — it has 10 different vibration modes and can last for 1-1.5 hours on one charge (USB rechargeable).

This reindeer vibrator from Better Love will definitely get you into the holiday spirit. With 10 vibration modes and an easily removable reindeer sleeve, there’s truly nothing like it on the market.

Get yourself (or your partner) a little helper that is fitting for the holiday season. Santa’s Helper Touch Your Elf Classic Vibrator comes in a holiday box and includes a satin bag for storage!

These lace boy shorts are sexy as-is and offer a little more coverage than other stringy, vibrating-panty options. Armed with a removable, rechargeable, and waterproof bullet vibe that delivers intensity in nine different vibrating functions, as well as a pocket to “store” the bullet, these panties perfectly position the vibrator where you want it. You know, so it rubs against the spot you want to stimulate most. While it looks (and feels!) lacy AF, the Rechargeable Cheeky is surprisingly stretchy, thanks to a nylon and spandex blend, so you can rest assured your a** is gonna look great in these.

The Red Christmas Cracker (for her) includes a single speed water proof candy cane bullet vibrator, batteries, and a scratch-off sexy card game. The green Christmas Cracker (for him) includes a stretchy silicone penis ring and card game.