45 Icy Cool Snow And Snowman Jokes That'll Take The Chill Off

Winter is here. Autumn is long gone. The days are shorter. The nights are longer. Everything is freezing outside which means everything takes more effort. When the rush of the holiday is gone, you’re just left feeling cold… and tired. You need to warm up. You need a laugh. And we have just that for you. These snow-centered jokes are the perfect way to take the nip off a blustery snow day. Your kids will especially love them and we all know nothing makes the day better than the sound of giggles.

Looking for even more winter-themed fun? We have winter riddles, Christmas jokes, Hanukkah jokes, and even some dirty Christmas jokes for you to share with your partner and friends.

1. What food do you get when you cross a snowman with a wolf?

A brrrr-grrr.

1. What do you call a snowman temper tantrum?

A meltdown

1. If the sun shines while it’s snowing, what should you look for?

Snowbows.

1. Where do snowmen love to dance?

At a snow ball

1. What did the snowman have for breakfast?

Frosted Snowflakes

1. What do snowmen call their offspring?

Chill-dren

1. How do you know that a snowman was in your home?

You find a carrot next to the fireplace.

1. Where do snowmen put their money?

Snowbanks

1. What’s white and goes up?

A confused snowflake.

1. How do snowmen greet one another?

They say “Ice to meet you”

1. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite

1. Who do snowmen play with on Christmas?

Snow angels

1. Why did Frosty go to the middle of the big lake?

Because snow man’s an island.

1. How do mountains stay warm?

Snowcaps

1. What kind of ball doesn’t bounce?

A snowball.

1. How do you scare a snowman?

Two words: Global Warming

1. What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?

“Have an ice day!”

1. How did the Snowman get to work?

By icicle

1. What did the police officer say when he saw the snowman stealing?

Freeze

1. What is a snowman’s favorite snack?

Ice Krispy treats

1. What’s a good winter tip?

Never catch snowflakes on your tongue until all the birds have flown south for the winter.

1. Why did the girl keep her trumpet out in the snow?

Because she liked cool music

1. Which kids wear the biggest snow boots?

The ones with the biggest feet!

1. How do snowmen pay their bills?

With cold hard cash.

1. Why did the boy only wear one snow boot?

There was only a 50 percent chance of snow.

1. What does Frosty the Snowman like to put on his icebergers?

Chilly sauce.

1. What do you have in December that you don’t have in any other month?

The letter D

1. What kind of cake do snowmen like?

Any kind with lots of icing

1. What did the icy road say to the truck?

Want to go for a spin?

1. What video game do they play in igloos?

Snow Fortnite.

1. What was Frosty the Snowman’s career?

He was in snow business.

1. What is a female snowman called?

A snow-ma’am

1. What did one snowman say to the other?

Do you smell carrots?

1. Who were Frosty’s parents?

Mom and Pop-Sicle.

1. Why did the snow man turn yellow?

Ask the dog.

1. What do you call a snowman in August?

A puddle

1. What’s a snowman’s favorite drink?

Ice Tea

1. What is a skiers favorite type of candy?

Snow caps.

1. What’s the best part about school during the winter?

Snow and tell.

1. What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?

Snow

1. Where do snowmen get the weather report?

The Winternet.

1. Knock, knock Who’s there?

Icy Icy who? Icy you!

1. Knock, knock Who’s there?

Snow Snow who? Snow use. I forgot my name again.

1. Knock knock. Who’s there?

Snow. Snow who? Snowbody’s business but mine.

1. Knock, knock Who’s there?

Scold Scold who? Scold outside!