Ship Your Enemies Glitter Is Pure Evil Genius
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If you have children, you are well aware that glitter is the devil. It didn’t earn the reputation of being the herpes of the craft world for nothing; it just plain sucks.
A new website, Ship Your Enemies Glitter, has caught on to what passive aggressive mothers have known for years — that there is nothing worse than innocently opening an envelope only to be viciously attacked by glitter. For ten bucks, the company will take this oh so evil art supply and deliver it straight to someone deserving.
“We’ve had enough so here’s the deal: there’s someone in your life right now who you fucking hate. Whether it be your shitty neighbour, a family member or that bitch Amy down the road who thinks it’s cool to invite you to High Tea but not provide any weed. So pay us money, provide an address anywhere in the world & we’ll send them so much glitter in an envelope that they’ll be finding that shit everywhere for weeks…”
And this? Is why we love the internet.
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