Sarah Aswell

Sarah Aswell is a Deputy Editor at Scary Mommy and Romper, where she leads the news and trending teams, the social media teams, and Scary Mommy Book Club. She also regularly contributes humor, essays, and original interviews to the site.

A humor writer and stand-up comedian, Sarah’s work has appeared in places like The New Yorker, McSweeney’s, National Lampoon, MAD Magazine, Reductress, Funny or Die, and more. Her writing about comedy, entertainment, and parenting has appeared in Vulture, Forbes, USA Today, Vice, The Advocate, Healthline, and Working Mother Magazine, to name a few. She’s also written creatively for brands like Nike, Expedia, Aflac, KitchenAid, and Meta.

An award-winning journalist, Sarah received her BA in English from Grinnell College and her MFA in Creative Writing from the University of Montana. She’s also the founder of Revival Comedy, a non-profit organization that runs comedy workshop and shows that center women and marginalized genders.

Sarah lives in Missoula, Montana, with her two daughters and slightly too many cats. She has been voted Missoula’s Best Stand-Up Comedian for four years in a row and was recently named one of the Best Unknown Comedians in America by Thrillist, which is one of those insults that sounds like a compliment.

Follow Sarah on Twitter and on LinkedIn — and check out her comedy at sarahaswell.com.

let's all stop this

Why Do We Ask Our Partners If We Can Take A Shower?

By Sarah Aswell

It's default parenting meets mom guilt meets the patriarchy.

good idea

Uber Is Offering Free Rides To Teens Who Fail Their Driver's Test

By Sarah Aswell

Teens can unlock six free rides over a month if they don't get their license on the first try.

no downsides

Study: Simple Saline Nose Drops Reduce The Duration Of The Common Cold In Kids

By Sarah Aswell

They also reduce transmission to other family members.

you did what

A Grandmother Gave Her Grandkid Her First Haircut Without Permission

By Sarah Aswell

The kid's mom wants to know if she's overreacting.

easy fix

A Retired Teacher Shares The Biggest Parenting Mistake She Saw Throughout Her Career

By Sarah Aswell

And it’s so simple and easy to fix.

help!

A Parent Needs To Know: Will Family Activities Always Be Miserable?

By Sarah Aswell

They're trying to create magical memories, but leaving the house consistently sucks.

buckle up

You're Not Imagining It: Everyone Has Norovirus Right Now

By Sarah Aswell

If your holidays involved projectile vomiting, you are far from alone.

to nude or not to nude

A Mom Wants To Know If It's Weird That Her Husband Hates Their Naked House

By Sarah Aswell

He wants the kids to wear clothes and it's become a recurring argument.

they're all just kids

A "Recovering Boy Mom" Explains Why She Doesn't Say That Phrase Anymore

By Sarah Aswell

It all changed when she met her husband.

too funny

This Woman Made A 2024 Wrapped For Her Marriage & It's Hilarious

By Sarah Aswell

Spotify has nothing on this.

ho ho no

One In 4 Parents Threaten To Take Away Their Kids' Christmas Presents

By Sarah Aswell

And threats are the most common type of discipline used by parents on preschool-aged children.

take note

FDA Issues A Black Box Warning For A Popular Menopause Drug

By Sarah Aswell

The drug, used to control hot flashes, can in rare instances cause serious liver damage.

it's not ok!

A Mom Explains Exactly How She Teaches Her Kids To Respond To An Apology

By Sarah Aswell

The worst thing you can say? "It's OK."

fetching my popcorn

A Woman Is Shocked By A Toddler's Behavior At A Movie Theater

By Sarah Aswell

She was in an 8 p.m. showing of 'Moana 2.'

Parenting

Mom Tells Other Parents Not To Post School Holiday Performances

By Sarah Aswell

"It’s an issue of privacy and consent."

where do we start

Parents Shared The Very Worst Parts Of Having Kids And Let's Just Say It's All Relatable

By Sarah Aswell

The top answer is probably what you think it is.

Co-Parenting

The Divorce Document That Finally Made Us Equal Parents

By Sarah Aswell

Having the difficult but productive conversations our parenting plan required — well, they probably would have been useful to us when we were married.

sh*t or get off the pot

Doctors Are Warning People Not To Spend More Than 10 Minutes On The Toilet

By Sarah Aswell

Yes, we will wait while you send this to your spouse.

just don't

A Mom Has A PSA For People Parking Next To The Cart Drop

By Sarah Aswell

"That's not for you."

Parenting

A Consistent Bedtime For Kids Might Be More Important Than How Long They Sleep

By Sarah Aswell

A new study has found that kids’ behavior improved significantly if they went to bed at the same time at night.