Jessica Kasparian

Jessica is a contributing writer for Scary Mommy, covering entertainment and social media.

Jessica is a commerce writer at SELF Magazine and formerly the beauty editor at USA TODAY’s product review website, Reviewed. Jessica earned a Bachelor's degree in journalism from Emerson College, and she's written for several news and lifestyle publications.

When she’s not writing, Jessica is obsessing over her Yorkie, listening to true crime podcasts, strength-training at the gym, or justifying going out for an iced coffee.

So Many Good Doggos

135 Dog Names Inspired By Everyone’s Favorite Onscreen Canines

By Jessica Kasparian

The pups we all know and love.

Sharing pics > Unpacking

75 New Home Captions To Commemorate Your Move

By Jessica Kasparian

Look at you, being all grown-up and sh*t!

Finally, It's Time

40 Best Teen Movies Of All Time To Share With Your High Schooler

By Jessica Kasparian

Consider watching these together ~educational.~

Bring On The Inspo

10 Cool, Quirky Baby Names Inspired by Heartstopper

By Jessica Kasparian

Season 2 of the Netflix series — and, on Dec. 19, Volume 5 of the book — is out, and these baby names are in.

This Is Honestly So Smart

7 Maternity-Friendly Clothing Rental Services So You Aren’t Buying New Stuff Every Week

By Jessica Kasparian

Pregnant? You need to rent your clothes.

Go Green

51 Earth Day Captions To Share Your Love For The Planet

By Jessica Kasparian

It’s our only home!

Check It Meow-t

55 Cat Names From Movies To Borrow For The New Family Feline

By Jessica Kasparian

Why rack your brain? These cat names have star power.

Calling All Baseball Moms

Batter Up! 50 Baseball Captions Perfect For Those Long Days At The Field

By Jessica Kasparian

Ball days are the best days.

Good Thymes

Oh, Kale Yeah! These 50 Gardening Captions Are Perfect For Your Green Thumb

By Jessica Kasparian

Tend to your garden… and Instagram.

Love To See It

Seriously, Costco's Return Policy Is Bonkers Awesome

By Jessica Kasparian

It’s the store of your dreams, really.

*Insert Heart Eyes Emoji*

50 Love Song Captions To Express Your Affection When You Post Those Cute, Lovey Pics

By Jessica Kasparian

Get ready to swoon over these sweet lyrics.

Who's The Best Pupper?

55 Dog Instagram Captions For Your Cutest Pooch Pics

By Jessica Kasparian

Because you woof them so much.

It's Gotta Go

5 Steps To Squash Toxic Mom Gossip, Because That Sh*t Is Tired

By Jessica Kasparian

We’re not in high school, so why am I dealing with mean girls?

It's Not Personal

So Your Child Hates Their Name. Should You Just Let Them Change It?

By Jessica Kasparian

You couldn’t have known they wouldn’t like it.

A Social Media Milestone

57 Cute Pregnancy Announcement Captions That Go Way Beyond "We're Expecting!"

By Jessica Kasparian

A caption can’t fully capture your joy (and nervousness), but it’s a start.

Essential Viewing

You’re Not Doing The Holidays Right If You Don't Watch These Christmas Classics

By Jessica Kasparian

Don’t @ us — these are the best films of the season.

Bye-Bye, Blame-Shifting

How To Respond To Gaslighting Without Excusing Away Your Partner’s Manipulative Behavior

By Jessica Kasparian

Repeat after us: It’s not your fault.

Ah, Peace

33 Calming Kids’ Movies To Cue Up When You Need A Breather

By Jessica Kasparian

Movies like Song of the Sea can help calm your child down when you need a much-deserved break.

Big Witch Energy

55 Witchy Captions That’ll Make Your Instagram Squares Magical

By Jessica Kasparian

Go ahead and post that costume pic or spooky photo!