Jamie Kenney

Jamie Kenney is a Senior Staff Writer at Scary Mommy and Romper, where she writes about a wide range of topics pertaining to motherhood, including politics, health, news, web culture, celebrity parents, and family entertainment. She also writes essays that run the gamut from silly to serious in an effort to capture the full spectrum of what it is to be a parent today.

Prior to joining Romper in 2015, she was a part-time web culture editor at Bustle. Within months, however, she was asked to join the team at Romper to help launch the site. In November 2022, she came on as a full-time staff member. She joined the Scary Mommy team in 2024.

Jamie earned earned a bachelor's degree in creative writing and history from Purchase College, State University of New York, where she won the Barbara Schoen Memorial Prize in Fiction. Her previous work has also appeared in Parents, Playboy, McSweeny's Internet Tendency, Jezebel, and The Takeout.

Jamie lives in Connecticut with her husband and two children and enjoys hiking, embroidery, reading, and other activities mainly enjoyed by septuagenarian retirees. As such, she strives to embody the spirits of all four of the Golden Girls at once. You can find her on Bluesky and LinkedIn.

Vaccines = Protection

As Measles Cases Rise, Experts Fear Spring Break Spread

By Jamie Kenney

Two cases have already been linked to air travel — here’s what families need to know about staying safe.

"Hello? Is anyone there?"

Our Kids Are In Competition With Our Phones

By Jamie Kenney

No one needs one more thing to feel guilty about, but it can’t hurt to reassess our relationship with our screens.

Mama's Time

The Secret To Maintaining A Hobby After Kids: Do It When It's Hard

By Jamie Kenney

It’s not going to be fun... at first.

DINK Thinks

TikTok Wants To Know: What Do Couples Without Kids Fight About?

By Jamie Kenney

“He thinks I'm not strict enough with our dog. He's wrong and the dog agrees.”

Take Us With You

We Want To Live In This Chinese Postpartum Hotel

By Jamie Kenney

A full month of rest, relaxation, and other people cooking for you? Yes please!

New POV

Labor & Delivery Nurse Gets A New Perspective On Birth As A Mom

By Jamie Kenney

It’s one thing to know how to deliver a baby; it’s another to know what it feels like to deliver your baby.

My Body, My Choice

A Woman Wonders If She Should Get Her Tubes Tied Without Her Husband’s Support

By Jamie Kenney

“Reproductive responsibility has always fallen on my shoulders.”

Bye-Bye Now!

How To Explain It’s A Drop-Off Birthday Party Without Being Rude

By Jamie Kenney

We have 3 or 4 very solid approaches for you.

Thank You, Science

Study Finds 80% Decrease In Cervical Precancer In Early HPV Vaccine Recipients

By Jamie Kenney

In other words, the relatively new vaccine is saving a significant number of lives already.

For The 'Gram

Parents Are Throwing Their High Schoolers Bed Parties After College Acceptances

By Jamie Kenney

This relatively new trend is a must-have for some communities.

Lifehack

The “Wicked Stepmother” Cleaning Hack Is About To Make Us More Productive

By Jamie Kenney

“They think it’s f*cking hilarious.”

Core Memory Unlocked

What Were Your “Grandma’s House Movies”?

By Jamie Kenney

(And why was it Chitty Chitty Bang Bang?)

Oh Won't You Be My Neighbor?

A Woman Wonders How To Approach A Neighbor With A Crying Baby

By Jamie Kenney

“I can hear the baby screaming at all hours of the day and night.”

Brat Sumerian

Teens Have Been Teens Since Ancient Times, & TikTok Brought The Receipts

By Jamie Kenney

Turns out, it’s not just Gen-Alpha or Gen-Z... or Millennials... or Gen X... or Boomers... or...

Why Are You Like This?

Parents Are Sharing The Worst Ways Their Kids Have Roasted Them & They Are Savage

By Jamie Kenney

With children like these, who needs enemies?

Give Me A Break (Please)

Double Standards In Parenting Part 1,497: Moms On Phones

By Jamie Kenney

(I’m sorry: do you expect me to watch this entire baseball practice?)

Hush Little Baby

Pregnancy Tired vs. New Mom Tired Is Real & Incomparable

By Jamie Kenney

They love to scare us, don’t they?

Don't Go There

Teacher Quizzes Gen Z Kids On 90s Slang & It’s Da Bomb

By Jamie Kenney

Its their extra credit, but it’s my entire high school experience.

Cycle Breakers

Why A "Low Effort" Family May Be Just As Toxic As A High-Conflict One

By Jamie Kenney

“Neglect and emotional distance really do leave long-lasting wounds.”

Only Children FTW

Have You Considered Being One & Done? Like... *Really* Considered It?

By Jamie Kenney

“Would you start over...?”