40+ Loki Quotes From Marvel's Beloved Mischievous Scamp

If you’ve found yourself on this page you just might be a member of the Loki fan club. Or, you accidentally clicked on this link from our Marvel pick-up lines page. Yes, that’s a thing (“I’m a Thor on the streets and a Loki in the sheets!”). But we digress! Before we jump into Loki’s best and funniest quotes from the Disney+ series and the Avengers films, here’s a little Loki primer if all you know of this Norse god is the little bits you gathered from watching Marvel movies. In Norse mythology, Loki is the son of the giant Fárbauti but is raised in Asgard by the god Odin as his own alongside his son Thor. This gave Loki a chip on his shoulder and so he spent his days making everyone miserable, destroying, killing, stealing, cheating, lying, and all-around tricking. Safe to say Loki more than earned his nickname of a trickster and being sly as a fox.

But in the Marvel universe, Loki was shown to have moments of valor, kindness, and, dare we say, remorse. Whatever your thoughts of Loki, he also got some of the funniest one-liners of the MCU movies, a trend that bleeds into the titular series. So with Loki fans in mind, we went ahead and rounded up the best quotes from this mischievous rascal that’ll hopefully make you laugh.

Loki Quotes From Disney+ Loki Series

1. “I am Loki of Asgard. And I am burdened with glorious purpose.”
2. “Know this. You cross me, there are deadly consequences.”
3. Trust is for children, and dogs. There’s only one person you can trust.”
4. “What if I was a robot, and I didn’t know it?”
5. “What can I say? I’m a mischievous scamp.”
6. “The first and most oppressive lie ever uttered was the song of freedom.”
7. “It’s been a very long day, and I think I’ve had my fill of idiots in armored suits telling me what to do. So, if you don’t mind, this is actually your last chance. Now get out of my way.”
8. “Mock me if you dare.”
9. “Look, this has been a very enjoyable pantomime, but I’d like to go home now.”
10. “Oh, believe me, you can smell the cologne of two Tony Starks.”
11. “I live within whatever path I choose.”
12. “My choices are my own.”
13. “I don’t enjoy hurting people. I don’t enjoy it. I do it because I have to, because I’ve had to…. Because it’s part of the illusion. It’s the cruel, elaborate trick conjured by the weak to inspire fear. A desperate play for control.”
14. “Time Keepers? The Sacred Timeline? Who actually believes this bunkum?”
15. “Madam, a god doesn’t plead.”
16. “For nearly every living thing, choice breeds shame and uncertainty and regret. There’s a fork in every road, yet the wrong path always taken.”
17. “The Time-Keepers have built quite the circus, and I see the clowns are playing their parts to perfection.”
18. “Absolutely not! This is fine Asgardian leather!”
19. “You have no idea what I’m capable of!”
20. “I was… I am on the verge of acquiring everything I am owed, and when I do, it’ll be because I did it. Not because it was supposed to happen, or because you or the Time Variance Authority, or whatever it is you call yourselves, allowed me to. Honestly, you’re pathetic. You’re an irrelevance. A detour. A footnote to my ascent.”
21. “Mihi nomen est Loki.”
22. “It is adorable that you think you could possibly manipulate me.”
23. “The idea that your little club decides the fate of trillions of people across all of existence at the behest of three… space lizards? Yes, it’s funny. It’s absurd.”
24. “You ridiculous bureaucrats will not dictate how my story ends!”
25. “I know what I am. Good. Bad. Bit of both.”

Quotes from Other Characters From the Disney+ Loki Series

1. “You weren’t born to be king, Loki. You were born to cause pain and suffering, and death. That’s how it is, that’s how it was, that’s how it will be. (Shows the Avengers one final time.) All so that others can achieve the best versions of themselves.” — Mobius M. Mobius
2. Sylvie: “How do I know that, in the final moments, you won’t betray me?”

Loki: “Listen, Sylvie, I… I betrayed everyone who ever loved me. I betrayed my father, my brother, my home. I know what I did. And I know why I did it. And that’s not who I am anymore.”

1. Loki: (angrily) “THIS IS A MISTAKE! I SHOULDN’T BE HERE!”

Miss Minutes: “Hey there! You’re probably saying, ‘This is a mistake. I shouldn’t even be here.’ Welcome to the Time Variance Authority. I’m Miss Minutes, and it’s my job to catch you up before you stand trial for your crimes. So let’s not waste another minute. Settle in, sharpen your pencils, and check this out. Long ago, there was a vast multiversal war.”

Loki Quotes From Greater Marvel Universe

1. “I never wanted the throne! I only ever wanted to be your equal!”
2. “You know, it all makes sense now. Why you favored Thor all these years. Because no matter how much you claim to love me, you could never have a Frost Giant sitting on the throne of Asgard!”
3. “Malekith, I am Loki of Jotunheim and I bring you a gift! I ask only one thing in return, a good seat from which to watch Asgard burn.”
4. “I need to get off this planet.”
5. “Kneel before me. I said… kneel! Is not this simpler? Is this not your natural state? It’s the unspoken truth of humanity that you crave subjugation. The bright lure of freedom diminishes your life’s joy in a mad scramble for power. For identity. You were made to be ruled. In the end, you will always kneel.”
6. “Look at you, the mighty Thor, with all your strength. And what good does it do you now, huh? Do you hear me, brother? There’s nothing you can do!”
7. “I love Thor more dearly than any of you, but you know what he is. He’s arrogant, he’s reckless, he’s dangerous! You saw how he was today. Is that what Asgard needs from its King?”
8. “Well done, you just decapitated your grandfather!”
9. “I’VE BEEN FALLING… FOR 30 MINUTES!”
10. “It hurts, doesn’t it? Being lied to. Being told you’re one thing and then learning it’s all a fiction. You didn’t think I’d really come and see you, did you? This place is disgusting. Does this mean you don’t want my help? Look, I couldn’t jeopardize my position with Grandmaster, it took me time to win his trust. He’s a lunatic, but he can be amenable. What I’m telling you is, you could join me at the Grandmaster’s side. Perhaps, in time, an accident befalls the Grandmaster, and then…”
11. “You’re not seriously thinking of going back, are you? Our sister destroyed your hammer like a piece of glass. She’s stronger than both of us, she’s stronger than you; you don’t stand a chance! Do you understand what I’m saying to you?”
12. “You will… never be… a god!”
13. Is it madness? Is it? IS IT? I don’t know what happened on Earth to make you so soft! Don’t tell me it was that woman?… Oh, it was. Well maybe, when we’re done here, I’ll pay her a visit myself!”
14. “You know this is wonderful! This was a tremendous idea! Let’s steal the biggest, most obvious ship in the universe and escape in that! Flying around the city, smash it into everything in sight, and everyone will see it! It’s brilliant, Thor!”
15. “I guess I’ll have to go it alone. Like I’ve always done.”
16. “I thought you said you knew how to fly this thing?”