190+ Funny Dirty Names That Are Immature But Hilarious

If, like Bart Simpson, you were a fan of prank-calling local establishments and asking to speak with individuals like “I.P. Freely,” then you are familiar with the joy that comes from a particularly funny dirty-ish name. You’re not alone in looking for some inspiration in that direction. In fact, according to the latest search data available to us, “funny dirty names” gets searched thousands of times per month! Some dirty name lists out there are obviously pretty awful, full of sexist, and racist overtones, something we have eschewed in our roundup below.

Whether you use this list to entertain your friends, fodder for a grownup game of truth or dare, or as a primer on what not to name your next child, let this be your guide to the silliest, most LOL-inducing names out there. So, without further ado, here are funny dirty names that will have you giggling like a child.

And, oh! Before you indulge your inner 5th grader, why not check out our package on all things dirty? We’ve got dirty truth or dare, dirty knock-knock jokes, dirty riddles, and dirty pick-up lines, among others. Go on; lean into your immaturity for a moment. The world is full of seriousness... it’s OK to be unabashedly naughty every now and then.

Ader Titsoff

Adolf Oliver Nipple

A. Nellsechs

A. Nelprober

A.S. Muncher

Amanda D. P. Throat

Amanda Hugginkiss

Amanda Hump

Amanda Lick

Amanda Mount

Amanda Poker

Andy Cornholder

Andy Feltherbush

Andy Felthersnatch

Anita B. Jainow

Anita Bath

Anita Dick

Anita Dickenme

Anita Dump

Anita Fartinghouse

Anita Hanjaab

Anita Hardcok

Anita Head

Anita Hoare

Anita Naylor

Annie Position

Anya Neeze

Annie Position

Banana Hammock

Bartolos Colonoscopy

Bea O’Problem

Ben Derhover

Ben Gurgen Hoffe

Ben N. Syder

Ben O. Verbich

Ben R. Over

Benoit Bawles

Berry McCaulkiner

Betty Drilzzer

Betty Humper

Betty Humpter

Betty Phuckzer

Bruce D. Cocque

Bo N. Herr

Brooke N. Rubbers

Bruce D. Cocque

Bruce D. Lipps

Buck Nekkid

Buster Cherry

Buster Himen

Clee Torres

C. Mike Rack

Cole Ostamie

Colin Forsecs

Connie Lingus

Craven Moorehead

Curley Pubes

Dang Lin-Wang

Daryl B. Payne

Dick Long

Dick Myaz

Dick Nose

Dick Pound

Dick Ramdass

Dick Raasch

Dill Doe

Dixie Normous

Dixie Rect

Dixon B. Tweenerlegs

Dixon Butts

Dixon Kuntz

Drew Peanoze

E. Norma Scock

E. Norma Stits

E. Normous Peter

E. Rex Sean

Eaton Beaver

Eileen Ulick

Eaton Beaver

Eileen Ulick

Fluffy Cookie

Gazzy Colon

Harry Azcrac

Harry Cox

Harry Johnson

Hairy Poppins

Heywood Japulmah Finga

I. C. Yadick

I. P. Freely

Ivana Tinkle

Jenny Tayla

Kenny Dewitt

Laffmy Titsoff

Kareem O’Weet

Lance Lyde

Lee Keyrear

Lee Nover

Leo Tarred

Lipin Jection

Lou Briccant

Lon Moore

Lou Sirr

Luke Atmyass

Madka Owdiseez

Martha Fokker

Marion Money

Mark Z. Spot

Mary Juana

Master Bates

May I. Tutchem

Maya Buttreeks

Max E. Mumm

Max E. Pad

Mel Keetehts

Michael Toris

Mike Rotchburns

Miya Buttreaks

Nadia Seymour

Nick O’ Teen

Oliver Closeoff

Ollie Tabooger

Pat Myaz

Patty Meltt

Phil Down

Peter Pantz

Pierre Pants

Phil Accio

Poppa Woody

Rhoda Hotte

Robin D. Craydle

Roch Myaz

Ron Chee

Rueben G. Spaut

Sal Ami

Semour Asscrack

Seymour Buttz

Sheeza Freak

Stella Virgin

Ura Snotball

Vye Agra

Vye Brator

Wayne Kerr

Willie B. Hardigan

Willie Eetmioutt

Willie Layer

Wilma Dickfit

Wilma Fingerdoo

Yuri Nator

Funny Names of Sexual Positions

Far King Hell

Butter Churner

Tiger Style

The Left-Handed Stranger

The Abe Lincoln

Say Hi To The Brown Eye

The Couch Potato

Upstanding Citizen

Scoop Me Up

Captain Morgan

The Pretzel

Funny Names From Pop Culture

Honey Rider, Dr. No

Steve Stifler, American Pie

Allota Fagina, Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery

Breathless Mahoney, Dick Tracy

Dirk Diggler, Boogie Nights

Holly Golightly, Breakfast At Tiffany’s

Hot Lips O’Houlihan, M*A*S*H*

Sugar Kane Kowalczyk, Some Like It Hot

Unique Funny Dirty Names

Each name is special, while some are pretty hilarious. Part of what makes this list of names so funny is that they belong to actual people. The names below are so unique and strange you might just think we made them up. But the truth is they really belong to real people, which makes them that much more hilarious.

Shelby Warde and Joe Looney

Kelly Ann Long and Eric Paul Wiwi

Dick Passwater

Fabulous Flournoy

Hans Ohff

Zig Steenine

Watson Herbusch

Tal E. Whacker

Stacy Rect

Marijuana Pepsi Jackson

KVIIIlyn

Edward Cocaine

Even More LOL’inducing Dirty Names

Erin Gobraless

Fonda Cox

Harry Balsack

Bouncy Nuggets

Barry Mapole

Tokyo Sexwale

Batman Bin Superman

Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop

Emerson Bigguns

Willie Stroker

Are you looking for an actual baby name for your little tot that isn’t a joke? We’ve got comprehensive lists for middle names for boys, one-syllable names, unique middle names for girls, last names as first names, nicknames as first names for your kiddo, and so much more!