If Baby Shower Invitations Told The Truth

If baby shower invitations told the truth…

Okay, let’s be honest — does anyone really enjoy a baby shower? There’s always some weird drama with [insert passive-aggressive family member here], everyone has to pretend to be interested in the boring present-opening ritual, and there’s rarely enough booze.

If baby shower invitations told the truth, they might include warnings, and look more like these.

But you may not have any luck getting anyone to attend.

Stick to the registry!

No horror stories, please.

We promise there will be booze.

Don’t judge.

Don’t judge, part 2.

Everyone loves a hand knit baby blanket. Everyone does not love 30 hand knit baby blankets.

Because, cake.

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