190+ Funny Dirty Names That Are Immature But Hilarious
Hey, Bart Simpson walked so we could run.
If, like Bart Simpson, you were a fan of prank-calling local establishments and asking to speak with individuals like “I.P. Freely,” then you are familiar with the joy that comes from a particularly funny dirty-ish name. You’re not alone in looking for some inspiration in that direction. In fact, according to the latest search data available to us, “funny dirty names” gets searched thousands of times per month! Some dirty name lists out there are obviously pretty awful, full of sexist, and racist overtones, something we have eschewed in our roundup below.
Whether you use this list to entertain your friends, fodder for a grownup game of truth or dare, or as a primer on what not to name your next child, let this be your guide to the silliest, most LOL-inducing names out there. So, without further ado, here are funny dirty names that will have you giggling like a child.
And, oh! Before you indulge your inner 5th grader, why not check out our package on all things dirty? We’ve got dirty truth or dare, dirty knock-knock jokes, dirty riddles, and dirty pick-up lines, among others. Go on; lean into your immaturity for a moment. The world is full of seriousness... it’s OK to be unabashedly naughty every now and then.
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- Ader Titsoff
- Adolf Oliver Nipple
- A. Nellsechs
- A. Nelprober
- A.S. Muncher
- Amanda D. P. Throat
- Amanda Hugginkiss
- Amanda Hump
- Amanda Lick
- Amanda Mount
- Amanda Poker
- Andy Cornholder
- Andy Feltherbush
- Andy Felthersnatch
- Anita B. Jainow
- Anita Bath
- Anita Dick
- Anita Dickenme
- Anita Dump
- Anita Fartinghouse
- Anita Hanjaab
- Anita Hardcok
- Anita Head
- Anita Hoare
- Anita Naylor
- Annie Position
- Anya Neeze
- Annie Position
- Banana Hammock
- Bartolos Colonoscopy
- Bea O’Problem
- Ben Derhover
- Ben Gurgen Hoffe
- Ben N. Syder
- Ben O. Verbich
- Ben R. Over
- Benoit Bawles
- Berry McCaulkiner
- Betty Drilzzer
- Betty Humper
- Betty Humpter
- Betty Phuckzer
- Bruce D. Cocque
- Bo N. Herr
- Brooke N. Rubbers
- Bruce D. Cocque
- Bruce D. Lipps
- Buck Nekkid
- Buster Cherry
- Buster Himen
- Clee Torres
- C. Mike Rack
- Cole Ostamie
- Colin Forsecs
- Connie Lingus
- Craven Moorehead
- Curley Pubes
- Dang Lin-Wang
- Daryl B. Payne
- Dick Long
- Dick Myaz
- Dick Nose
- Dick Pound
- Dick Ramdass
- Dick Raasch
- Dill Doe
- Dixie Normous
- Dixie Rect
- Dixon B. Tweenerlegs
- Dixon Butts
- Dixon Kuntz
- Drew Peanoze
- E. Norma Scock
- E. Norma Stits
- E. Normous Peter
- E. Rex Sean
- Eaton Beaver
- Eileen Ulick
- Eaton Beaver
- Eileen Ulick
- Fluffy Cookie
- Gazzy Colon
- Harry Azcrac
- Harry Cox
- Harry Johnson
- Hairy Poppins
- Heywood Japulmah Finga
- I. C. Yadick
- I. P. Freely
- Ivana Tinkle
- Jenny Tayla
- Kenny Dewitt
- Laffmy Titsoff
- Kareem O’Weet
- Lance Lyde
- Lee Keyrear
- Lee Nover
- Leo Tarred
- Lipin Jection
- Lou Briccant
- Lon Moore
- Lou Sirr
- Luke Atmyass
- Madka Owdiseez
- Martha Fokker
- Marion Money
- Mark Z. Spot
- Mary Juana
- Master Bates
- May I. Tutchem
- Maya Buttreeks
- Max E. Mumm
- Max E. Pad
- Mel Keetehts
- Michael Toris
- Mike Rotchburns
- Miya Buttreaks
- Nadia Seymour
- Nick O’ Teen
- Oliver Closeoff
- Ollie Tabooger
- Pat Myaz
- Patty Meltt
- Phil Down
- Peter Pantz
- Pierre Pants
- Phil Accio
- Poppa Woody
- Rhoda Hotte
- Robin D. Craydle
- Roch Myaz
- Ron Chee
- Rueben G. Spaut
- Sal Ami
- Semour Asscrack
- Seymour Buttz
- Sheeza Freak
- Stella Virgin
- Ura Snotball
- Vye Agra
- Vye Brator
- Wayne Kerr
- Willie B. Hardigan
- Willie Eetmioutt
- Willie Layer
- Wilma Dickfit
- Wilma Fingerdoo
- Yuri Nator
Funny Names of Sexual Positions
149. Far King Hell
150. Butter Churner
151. Tiger Style
152. The Left-Handed Stranger
153. The Abe Lincoln
154. Say Hi To The Brown Eye
155. The Couch Potato
157. Upstanding Citizen
158. Scoop Me Up
159. Captain Morgan
160. The Pretzel
Funny Names From Pop Culture
161. Honey Rider, Dr. No
162. Steve Stifler, American Pie
163. Allota Fagina, Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery
164. Breathless Mahoney, Dick Tracy
165. Dirk Diggler, Boogie Nights
166. Holly Golightly, Breakfast At Tiffany’s
167. Hot Lips O’Houlihan, M*A*S*H*
168. Sugar Kane Kowalczyk, Some Like It Hot
Unique Funny Dirty Names
Each name is special, while some are pretty hilarious. Part of what makes this list of names so funny is that they belong to actual people. The names below are so unique and strange you might just think we made them up. But the truth is they really belong to real people, which makes them that much more hilarious.
169. Shelby Warde and Joe Looney
170. Kelly Ann Long and Eric Paul Wiwi
171. Dick Passwater
172. Fabulous Flournoy
173. Hans Ohff
174. Zig Steenine
175. Watson Herbusch
176. Tal E. Whacker
177. Stacy Rect
178. Marijuana Pepsi Jackson
179. KVIIIlyn
180. Edward Cocaine
Even More LOL’inducing Dirty Names
181. Erin Gobraless
182. Fonda Cox
183. Harry Balsack
184. Bouncy Nuggets
185. Barry Mapole
186. Tokyo Sexwale
187. Batman Bin Superman
188. Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop
189. Emerson Bigguns
191. Willie Stroker
Are you looking for an actual baby name for your little tot that isn’t a joke? We’ve got comprehensive lists for middle names for boys, one-syllable names, unique middle names for girls, last names as first names, nicknames as first names for your kiddo, and so much more!
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