20+ Enchanted Quotes That'll Make You Even More Excited For The Sequel

A Disney fairy tale you’ll enjoy just as much as your kids? Count us in! With Enchanted, that’s exactly what you get. This live-action film features fan faves like Amy Adams, James Marsden, and Patrick Dempsey (McDreamy, anyone?). And who could forget our favorite ice queen, Idina Menzel? Yep, this star-studded production is sure to be a movie night hit. Sadly, we’re still waiting on Disney+ to get with the program so we can watch it any time we fancy (that’s pretty princess-speak for “want”). Till then, we’ve got to spring for the digital download. Or, if that’s not your fancy, you can vicariously re-live your favorite movie moments through epic — and epically funny — Enchanted quotes from Giselle, Robert, Morgan, Prince Edward, Nancy, and the Disney character we all love to hate, the villainous Queen Narissa.

If that’s your coping mechanism of choice, we’ve got you covered. Keep reading for some of the best Enchanted quotes. They’re sure to give you the happily ever after you’re longing for… at least until the end of this post. After all, this ain’t Andalasia, and we don’t have a magic wishing well.

1. Giselle: “You see, I’ve been wandering very far and long tonight, and I’m afraid nobody has been very nice to me.”

Robert: (cynically) “Yeah, well, welcome to New York.” Giselle: (sincerely) “Thank you!” Robert: (looks at her strangely) “You sure you’re OK?” Giselle: “Yes.” Robert: “Would you like me to call someone for you?” Giselle: “Well, I don’t think they would hear you from here.”

2. Giselle: “Now, if only I can find a place to rest my head for the night.”

Robert: “What kind of place?” Giselle: “I don’t know. Maybe a nearby meadow or a hollow tree.” Robert: “A hollow tree?” Giselle: “Or a house full of dwarves. I hear they’re very hospitable.”

3. Giselle: “Why are you staring at me?”

Robert: “I don’t know. It’s just that… it’s like you escaped from a Hallmark card or something.” Giselle: “Is that a bad thing?”

4. Giselle: (singing) “How does she know you love her?”

Robert: “Oh no, no, no…” Giselle: (singing) “How does she know…” Robert: “People look-looking…” Giselle: (singing) “She’s yours?” Robert: “Don’t sing. It’s OK, you know. Let’s just walk. Can we walk?” Giselle: “Well, does she?” Robert: “Yeah.” Jamaican Man: (singing) “How does she know that you love her?” Giselle: (excitedly) “Oh!” Robert: “He knows this song, too?”

5. (Pip tries to warn Edward about the plot that Nathaniel and Narissa have against Giselle)

Prince Edward: “Go ahead, Pip. What is it you want to say?” Pip in New York: (clears his throat, squeaks) “You with me.” (rubs “hands” together and points accusingly at Nathaniel to indicate that he’s a traitor) Prince Edward: “Nathaniel?” Pip in New York: (squeaking) “Uh-huh. Nathaniel.” Prince Edward: “Nathaniel’s glad to have me near?” Pip in New York: (squeaking) “No-no-no-no-no! (imitates Nathaniel, scurries to a soda cup, imitates the conversation Nathaniel had with Narissa through the boiling pot, including making the three poisoned apples appear) Broop, broop, broop. (takes a piece of ice as if it were an apple, imitates Nathaniel again) Giselle.” (imitates Giselle singing “True Love’s Kiss“) Prince Edward: “Oh, I know this one.” Pip in New York: (as Nathaniel) “Apple? (as Giselle) No, thank you. (as Nathaniel) It’s good. (as Giselle) Oh, OK. (crunches on the ice and imitates having a seizure, then strikes a “tada” pose and waits for Edward’s interpretation) Prince Edward: “You feel you’d die without me here?”

6. Morgan: “Remember when you go out to not put too much makeup on. Otherwise, the boys will get the wrong idea, and you know how they are…”

(Giselle gives wide-eyed look) Morgan: “They’re only after one thing.” Giselle: “What’s that?” Morgan: (laughs) “I don’t know. Nobody will tell me.”

7. Queen Narissa: “All this talk of true love’s kiss. It really does bring out the worst in me. You know if I’m going to remain queen, I need a story for when I get back home. Hmm, what if a giant beast showed up and killed everyone and poor defenseless Queen Narissa… she just couldn’t save them? (points to Giselle) Let’s begin with the girl who started it all, shall we?”

Robert: “Over my dead body!” Queen Narissa: “Alright I’m flexible.” (grabs Robert) Robert: “Let me go!”

8. Queen Narissa: “Come along, Giselle. I don’t want you to miss this ending.” (smashes window)

9. Morgan, Philip’s daughter: “But I think she might be a real princess!”

Robert: “Morgan, honey, just because she has on a funny dress doesn’t mean she’s a princess. She’s a seriously confused woman who’s fallen into our laps.”

10. Giselle: (to a pair of white doves) “Take these flowers to Nancy, please.”

Robert: “What are you, crazy? They’re birds! They don’t know where she lives.”

11. Nathaniel: (after Edward gets hit by bicyclists) “Oh, dear, sire. You’ve fallen on your royal…”

Prince Edward: “I know, I know.”

12. Prince Edward: (talking to a TV) “Magic Mirror, I beg you. Tell me where she is!”

Mary Ilene Caselotti: (on TV) “Reporting from 116th and Broadway.” Prince Edward: “116th and Broadway! (hugs the TV) Thank you, Mirror!” (kisses it and leaves)

13. Robert: “You know what? I don’t know if you’re kidding or you’re being ironic, because chipmunks, they don’t talk.”

Giselle: “Well, not here, they don’t.”

14. Prince Edward: “Have you any last words before I dispatch you?”

Robert: “You have got to be kidding me!” Prince Edward: “Strange words.”

15. “And they all lived happily ever after.” — Narrator

16. (After an old man steals her tiara) “You… are not a very nice old man!” — Giselle

17. “I wish you every happiness.” — Giselle

18. “Nathaniel likes the way I leap?” — Prince Edward

19. “I’m handsome even when I sleep?” — Prince Edward

20. “Are you crazy? Nobody stabs my bus.” — Bus Driver

21. Giselle: “Is this a habit of yours? Falling off of stuff?”

Robert: “Only when you’re around to catch me.”

22. (greeting Robert at the King’s and Queen’s Ball)

Giselle: “I’m surprised. You said you couldn’t dance.” Robert: “I said I didn’t. I never said I couldn’t.”

23. Giselle: (singing) “Well, does he take you out dancing… just so he can hold you close?”

Robert: (speaking) “I don’t dance!” Giselle: “Dedicate a song… with words meant just for you? Ooh ooh.” Robert: (speaking) “And I really don’t sing.”