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Please, and Thank You
ByCandace Nagy

I Make These 8 “Lazy” Trader Joe’s Dinners On Repeat

They’re cheap, easy, and a hit with the kids (and my wallet).

her way or the highway
ByKatie Garrity

New Mom Shares Detailed PowerPoint Of Rules For Meeting Her Baby

“If they don’t like it, too bad.”

#YOLO
ByKrystal Martinez

14 RV Families To Inspire Your Travel Adventures

“Livin’ in a van, down by the river” has never sounded better, TBH.

Sending To Partner, STAT
ByArielle Tschinkel

A Therapist Shares The Red Flags Your MIL Is Toxic AF

No toxic MILs allowed, only "Toxic" by Britney Spears.

now do pacific cooler
BySarah Aswell

Capri Sun Will Be Available Outside The Pouch For The First Time Ever

You can now buy the juice by the jug.

rude!
ByKatie Garrity

Mom Asks For Advice After Another Mom Uninvited Her Daughter To A Birthday Party

She claims her daughter accidentally gave out "too many" invites.

Prepare Yourself
ByCheryl Maguire

The Season Of Pool Lounge Chair Turf Wars Is Upon Us

After having a run-in with a “chair hog” on a recent trip, I asked experts for the scoop on proper poolside etiquette.

the more things change...
ByDiana Park

Gen Z Parties Totally Different Than We Did

For one thing, going out in pajamas and slippers is the norm.

no no no
ByAnonymous

Let Me Tell You Something About Being A Little League Mom

I’m not here to sugar-coat this.

A Nostalgic Fave
BySabienna Bowman

The Wizards of Waverly Place Sequel Is Coming To The Disney Channel & Yes, Alex Is Back

Selena Gomez is set to guest star in and executive produce the continuation of the Disney Channel classic.

Speak On It, Sis
ByDeirdre Kaye

This Woman Nails Why The Post-Divorce “Glow-Up” Is Real

There are three types of men/husbands, she explains.

i will eat the whole thing right now
BySarah Aswell

Costco Has Unleashed A 3.5 Pound Banana Cream Pie Upon The World

Here are the early reviews.

too far?
ByKatie Garrity

California Bill Targets 'Sephora Tweens' With Skincare Ban For Children Under 13

"Kids don’t need anti-aging products."

where's the red flag guy
ByKatie Garrity

Husband Wonders If He's In The Wrong For Constantly Seeking Parenting Advice From His Mom

He says his wife gets "frequently offended" by his actions.

F*cking Finally
ByJulie Sprankles

Yellowjackets Season 3 Is Officially Filming After What Felt Like 19 Months In The Wilderness

“We know you’re starving...”

The Kids Are Alright
ByMorgan Music

Mom Explains The Concept Of "Coming Out" To Her Gen Alpha Kids

H'oh Boy
ByCandace Nagy

What’s Golden Child Syndrome? If You Have More Than One Kid, It Should Be On Your Radar

Don't worry; it doesn't happen overnight.

Money Matters
ByAlexandra Frost

How Can I Teach My Kids How Expensive Birthdays Feel Without Being A Total Buzzkill?

From $1000 phones to Stanleys and blow-out bashes, big kid birthdays these days come with big price tags.

book to screen
BySabienna Bowman

The Chicken Sisters Is Coming To Hallmark As A TV Series

Reese Witherspoon made the bestselling KJ Dell'Antonia novel one of her book club picks in 2020.

Entertainment
ByAllie Jones

Ilana Glazer Is Late For Toddler Yoga

The comedian and star of Babes thinks parenthood is bliss — until it’s time to get her toddler out of the house.

Breathe & Reboot
ByDeirdre Kaye

A Therapist Has A PSA For Parents Of Kids With Big Feelings: You Cannot “Fix” This

It’s time to talk about coping skills.

party pooper?
BySamm Davidson

I Wanna Have Fun, But I Just Don't Know How

It’s not them. It’s most definitely me.

what i know now
ByAnonymous

I Refuse To Make My Kids Ashamed Of Masturbation

Somehow I felt that I was doing something wrong or at least doing something I couldn’t talk about.

Expert Advice
ByBrianne Hogan

Thinking Of Getting Your IUD Removed? Here’s Your Quick & Painless (Well, Almost) Guide

OB-GYNs share what you can expect.

Let's goooooo
ByCarly Caramanna

11 Tips For First-Time Visitors To Disneyland, From Someone Who’s Been Hundreds Of Times

Don’t let your hard-earned Disney dollars be in vain.

good question
ByKatie Garrity

TikTok Girl Dad Seeks Advice On Which Public Bathroom To Take His Daughter Into

Several moms chimed in with their opinions.

It's Pink... & Scented!
BySabienna Bowman

A Legally Blonde Prequel Series Is Coming To Prime Video & Introducing A Teenage Elle Woods

Elle is set to “bend and snap” viewers back to the '90s.

this guy sucks
ByKatie Garrity

K.C. Chiefs Kicker Spews Hate Against Women At Commencement Speech

Harrison Butker also went after abortion, IVF, and the LGBT+ community.

Parenting
ByKate Auletta

Jessica Biel Talks Raising Her Sons To Understand Periods, Music & More

Plus, she explained the epsom salt thing.

add to cart
ByTeam Scary Mommy

19 Amazon Purchases Scary Mommy Editors Are Loving In May 2024

Things we've bought on Amazon this month, from our shopping carts to yours.

oh, joy
ByJanine Annett

Great, Now My Shoulder Doesn’t Work

Ah, the unparalleled joys of aging.

here for it
ByKate Auletta

Joan Vassos Named First 'Golden Bachelorette'

The 61-year-old former contestant on the "The Golden Bachelor" will now take on a leading role.

Cosign!
ByDeirdre Kaye

This Dad's "Microfeminism" Is Forcing Other Dads To Plan Playdates

You can stay, sir.

take em or leave em?
BySarah Aswell

A Baby On The Floor At Taylor Swift Concert Raises Questions About Kids At Shows

A picture of a baby in the pit of a Taylor Swift Eras concert in Paris has reignited an old debate.

Hindsight Helps
ByCandace Nagy

I Didn't Plan On Divorce — But If I Had, I Would Have Done These 3 Things Differently

Whenever I get asked for divorce advice, I always share these expert tips.

In Flight Earful
ByMorgan Music

Flier Irritated By Noisy Screens “Would Rather Hear A Baby Crying”

What exactly is the headphone etiquette for kids on planes? Irritated passenger asks TikTok, “AITA?”

makes cents
ByKatie Garrity

Money-Saving Mom Says These Five Things Will Save Your Summer Budget

It doesn't have to cost $100 every time you leave the house.

what's yours is mine?
ByKatie Garrity

This Mom Calls For All Toys From Home To Be “Banned” From Playgrounds

She says kids either need to share or leave them at home.

Can't Wait
BySabienna Bowman

Downton Abbey 3 Has Been Confirmed! Find Out Who Is Heading Back To The Manor

Mr. Carson would never spill the tea... but we will.

spicy audiobooks
ByKahmeela Adams-Friedson

The Totally Unexpected Way I Rediscovered My Sexuality

All I needed was a pair of headphones.

Word to the Wise
ByBrianne Hogan

Those TikTok Relationship “Tests” Can Be Fun... & Also Super Toxic

Is the “bird test” for the birds? An expert has thoughts.

I Regret Nothing
ByMorgan Flaherty

My Mom Style Screamed Adam Sandler’s Closet — Until I Found The Viral “Nap Dress”

Consider me influenced.

This Is Fascinating
ByNat Hrvatin

Does Bluey Have Eldest Daughter Syndrome?

A for-real-life eldest daughter looks at the evidence.

times are a changin'
BySarah Aswell

A Mom Shows How Much After-Sports Snack Duty Has Changed Since The '90s

This is so beyond the good old Ziploc bag full of orange slices.

are you ready for it?
ByKate Auletta

Ryan Reynolds Shares Whether Or Not His Kid's Name Is Revealed On Taylor Swift's New Album

The actor and dad got funny and personal on a visit to the Today show on Monday.

Parenting
ByEmma Coburn

'My Husband Had An Affair With A Drop Off Mom'

In this week’s Confessions roundup, 23 parents vent about play dates, overstimulation, Mother’s Day, and more.

Breaking the cycle
ByAnonymous

My Toxic Family Thinks I'm The Sh*t Stirrer

Somehow I’m the difficult one.

WT Actual F
ByDeirdre Kaye

Why Did My Mortgage Go Up?! An Expert Explains Why My Payments (& Maybe Yours) Have Spiked

Something to keep in mind as property valuations approach.

Important Reads
ByDeirdre Kaye and Team Scary Mommy

These Books About Body Safety & Personal Boundaries For Kids Are Must-Haves

Add to cart — and then your little one’s bookshelf.

over it
ByKatie Garrity

This Mom Says She’s “Unsubscribing” From All Holidays, Including Mother's Day

"Name one man who takes care of all of the holiday preparations for their family."

so very wrong
ByKaty Dulong

My State's Cruel Abortion Laws Made Pregnancy Terrifying

I had a much-longed for pregnancy. And then it all went horribly wrong.

get a grip
ByAnonymous

Can We Please Stop Worrying About Winning In Youth Sports?

Back in my day, team sports were a learning experience.

fine or over the top?
ByKatie Garrity

This Mom Is A Self-Proclaimed "Playground Meddler" Who Will Teach Your Kid “Etiquette”

Her hot take divided internet users.

Exclusive
ByEmily Weaver

Paris Hilton Opens Up About Surrogacy Judgment In Never-Before-Read Book Excerpt

Motherhood — now that’s hot.

UGHHHH
ByKatie Garrity

An NBA Star Was Mocked For Missing A Playoff Game For The Birth Of His First Child

Fellow NBA players said he was “crazy” for skipping Game 2.

Exclusive
BySheila Yasmin Marikar

Hillary Swank Had A Feeling She’d Be A Twin Mom

The actor spoke with Scary Mommy about her path to motherhood and her collaboration with Healthy Baby.

Van life
ByMadison Boling

Minivan Moms Are My People

Black SUVs? White SUVs? My people are the minivan moms.

digital age
ByKatie Garrity

This Mom Defends Every Millennial Parent Judged For Always Being On Their Phone

"I'm on my phone [and] my laptop because I have to be."

presents
ByKatie Garrity

TikTok Mom Says Teacher Appreciation Week Brings Out Two Different Types Of Moms

And both are totally acceptable!

Ruh Roh, Shaggy
ByBrianne Hogan

Do I Actually Need To Be Brushing My Dog’s Teeth Every Day?

A vet gives us the real rundown on Fido’s dental hygiene.

horror movie vibes
ByLaura Onstot

I Live In Total Fear Of Lice

Screw rubella and strep throat. The worst notice you can get from the school nurse is about lice in your kid’s class.

Love By AI
ByBrianne Hogan

AI Will “Grade” Your Relationship For You... But Should You Let It?

Why an expert says it all depends on context.

totally rad
ByKatie Garrity

Baby Name Expert Lists Top Girl Names From The '80s That Did Not Age Well

Sorry Lindsay, Heather, and Courtney!

all in good fun?
ByKatie Garrity

Tom Brady Shades Taylor Swift & K.C. Chiefs For Only Having "14-Year-Old Girl" Fans

Brady poked fun at the pop star during his Netflix roast.

leave them alone
ByKatie Garrity

Mom Podcasters Go Viral After Saying It's "Weird" To Go To Disney Without Kids

"Disney adults are the weird ones."

Exclusive
ByJulie Sprankles

Kat Stickler Gets Really Real About Motherhood

The TikToker talks to Scary Mommy about being a mom on the internet, co-parenting, and more.

Parenting
ByEmma Coburn

'My Husband Is Being A Whiney Baby About Lack Of Sex'

In this week's Confessions roundup, 21 parents vent about health, work, divorce, and more

enough!
ByHolly Garcia

If I Have To Make One More Decision I’ll Scream

Please, please do not ask me what’s for dinner.

Necessities
ByKate Auletta

I’m A Sports Mom. Here Are 9 Things I Bring To Every Game.

From blankets to flasks, I don’t leave home without them.

clean up
ByKatie Garrity

Mom Shares Her "Unpopular Opinion" About Picking Up After Messy Kids In Restaurants

Several past and present restaurant servers weighed in with their takes.

boundaries
ByKatie Garrity

This Mom Refuses To Communicate Life Updates To Her In-Laws: "I'm Not His Kin-Keeper"

“I communicate with my side of the family. You communicate with your side of the family.”

Growing up
ByDiana Park

What I Want My Gen-Z Kids To Understand About My ‘Overprotective’ Gen-X Parenting

I think a lot of us are reacting to how they were raised, just like I did.

🎶 In Your Eyes 🎶
ByMatthew Kaplowitz

35 Years Later, This Scene In Say Anything Is Still *Everything* — & It Almost Never Happened

Is it iconic? Yes. Did it nearly end up on the cutting-room floor? Also yes.

check, check, and check
ByKatie Garrity

TikTok Mom Lists Top 4 Signs To Tell If You're A Mom "In The Trenches"

This is so spot on.

Brb, Booking
ByJamie Davis Smith

These Hotel Chains Are Perfect For Tweens & Teens

You might even get through family vacation with minimal eye rolls.

✨ Necessities ✨
ByMorgan Flaherty

What To Wear To Disney World: A Mom’s Guide To Practical (But Cute) Outfits

Because it IS possible to still look good after walking 15 miles.

clapping back
ByKatie Garrity

This Mom Wonders Where All The "Hate" Is Coming From For Older Moms: "We Are Still Moms!"

“You do not just stop being a mom.”

relaxing for all
BySamm Davidson

The Completely Unexpected Way I Got My Kids To Open Up

It started as me time, and morphed into our time.

Get in my belly!
ByDeirdre Kaye

Jif Just Released Its First New Peanut Butter Flavor In A Decade, & It Tastes Like Reese’s Cups

Your kid is going to want to put this on everything.

c'mon mom
ByKatie Garrity

Mom Asks If She’s Wrong For Making Her Daughter Shower At School After P.E

Her daughter repeatedly said how uncomfortable she was.

nice teamwork!
BySarah Aswell

A Mom Shares The "Three Agreements" She And Her Spouse Have About Child Care

OK, these actually make a ton of sense.

plan ahead
ByKatie Garrity

This Mom Doesn't Go Anywhere Alone With Her Kids Until She “Scouts” The Location First With A Second Pair Of Hands

"I bring my husband, I bring my mom, whoever."

hell no
ByAshley Ziegler

Am I Overreacting About My 7-Year-Old's 'Spaghetti Strap' Dress Code?

If I were a cartoon character, there would have been smoke coming out of my ears.

Sharing pics > Unpacking
ByJessica Kasparian

75 New Home Captions To Commemorate Your Move

Look at you, being all grown-up and sh*t!

Work Smarter, Not Harder
ByMorgan Flaherty

How To Do Heatless Curls, AKA The Ultimate Morning Hack For Moms

Perfect hair while you sleep? You're not dreaming.

This Is Encouraging
ByAlexandra Frost

Real Moms Share 5 Surprising Reasons To Look Forward To, Not Dread, The Teen Years

Yes, this season has its silver linings, too.

wtf?
ByKatie Garrity

A U.S. Rep. Blasts Bill That Would License Lactation Consults In Connecticut: “Nobody Needs To Be Taught How To Breastfeed”

Despite her horrific, misguided views, the bill passed.

yaas queen
ByKate Auletta

Emily Blunt Says Taylor Swift Gave Her Kid The ‘Best’ Compliment

"It was the best thing anyone's done for my child," the actor shared with Howard Stern.

beauty norms?
ByKatie Garrity

Mom Says She Shaves Her 11-Year-Old's "Little Unibrow And Little Peach Fuzz" So She Feels "Comfortable"

The internet had mixed reactions to her honest moment.

Parenting
ByEmma Coburn

'My Husband Can’t Get Me Off’

From bedroom problems to endless school sicknesses, here's what 27 parents are talking about this week in the Scary Mommy Confessional.

Growing Pains
ByDiana Park

Let Your Kid Pull Away. They'll Be Back.

I took a step back, but kept a close eye.

faves
ByKelly Faircloth

Alyce Chan Is In The Parenting Sweet Spot

The stand-up and mom behind Instagram’s @momcomnyc chats about savoring every moment she can… within limits.

doing it right
BySarah Aswell

A Doorbell Camera Has Captured The Ideal Mother-In-Law In The Wild

A mom shared footage of why she loves when her MIL visits so much.

Exclusive
ByJulie Sprankles

Rochelle Johnson Didn’t Know Anyone With Autism. Then Her Son Was Diagnosed.

The Instagram influencer opens up about what she’s learned along the way, and how other moms helped.

Nope
ByJamie Davis Smith

I'm A Room Parent Not Your Child's Social Secretary

Don’t even try to delegate your tasks to me.

Here For It
ByAlexandra Frost

We Are Only Surviving Parenting 5 Kids With Our Secret Weapon: A Kick*ss Marriage Therapist

Date nights look a little different now.

the kids are alright
BySarah Aswell

"Gold Award" Girl Scout Claps Back At School Board For Censoring Her Project

Girl Scout Kate Lindley is on a mission to increase access to banned books, and she had something to say when the school board tried to quiet her voice.

'Star Wars' Day!
ByCandace Nagy

11 Star Wars-Themed Foods (& Drinks) To Make For Your “May The 4th” Party

Perfect for Jedis of all ages.

makes sense, nana
BySarah Aswell

This Woman Wants Grandmothers To "Shift The Focus" On Mother's Day

"Instead of expecting the family to gather to honor you, it’s time to make the day about the next generation of mothers."

cringe?!?
ByPenelope

Can I Date My Kid’s Teacher?

I've struck out on dating apps. Is it too close to home if I date my kid's teacher?