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  • unforgivenunforgiven
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    I couldn't find the funny stuff thread! Can we please keep one of these funny threads alive! 

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    "What looks like torture is a time to rejoice
    What sounds like thunder is a comforting voice
    When what is beautiful looks broken and crushed
    And I say I don't know you
    But you say it's finished"
  • Anonymous
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    oh my god....that looks like my dotta's 1st santa pic.......8months old, this chubby little baby grabbing on to me (thank god i was still skinny or i would have ruptured his liver or something) i was sitting on santa's lap, DD in my lap, grabbing onto a handful of engorged breast in one hand (milk leaking from my "new" shirt i bought at a thrift store for the pic, on one tit only), the other pulling my hair on the back of my neck, so i am looking at the ceiling in the agony of a tortured saint in a medieval painting, all ten fat baby toes grasping at my waist like a terrified little marsupial thing with a look of raw, naked terror on her face.......("he's gonna EAT ME!!!!!!!").

    i saved it for posterity. my family was pissed for ages that i didn't pay for multiple copies to send to them......i waited until my sister wasn't "perfect, wonderful, awesome" (which they have done every time she gets divorced from another jack-ass she had no business marrying) and showed it to them privately......but fuck, no, you don't get a copy! i earned that! i was the "bad mother" then! kiss my ass!

  • unforgivenunforgiven
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    Sooooo does that mean we don't get to see it? LMBO

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    "What looks like torture is a time to rejoice
    What sounds like thunder is a comforting voice
    When what is beautiful looks broken and crushed
    And I say I don't know you
    But you say it's finished"
  • SerendipitySerendipity
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    @unforgiven-  That looks like what happened to my cousin.  They took him to the mall to get a picture with the Easter bunny.  He was adorable in this little suit, blonde hair, blue eyes, big fat apple cheeks.  They waited in line and it was their turn and he freaked out.  All they could get out of him was "Eats kids".  Finally, they realized he could see the person in the bunny suit's head through the mouth, and he thought it was the last person in line.  He's 30 or so now, and we never let him live that down.
  • Give me a minute and I'll get up the pic from santa last year.
  • ChibikoChibiko
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    Classic pic @shitdoesstink! Love it!

    Last year we went to see Santa. DD then 2 and DS then 4 decided they wanted to ride the train first. DD puked on the train pea soup style. Needless to say they didn't get to see Santa.
    "We all cross over to the dark side at one point. We just all have different temptations" ~MarySunshine

    "You were the truth I would rather lose than to have never lain beside at all" ~Death Cab for Cutie
  • unforgivenunforgiven
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    LOL @shitdoesstink. I think I'll put up a funny pic every day I'm here to keep this thread alive. Everyone needs a laugh at least once a day. 

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    "What looks like torture is a time to rejoice
    What sounds like thunder is a comforting voice
    When what is beautiful looks broken and crushed
    And I say I don't know you
    But you say it's finished"
  • ChibikoChibiko
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    Lol @unforgiven I flipping hate spiders!

    I think a funny pic or two or three is a great idea
    "We all cross over to the dark side at one point. We just all have different temptations" ~MarySunshine

    "You were the truth I would rather lose than to have never lain beside at all" ~Death Cab for Cutie
  • SerendipitySerendipity
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    Me too @twitterstalker.  I went up once to use DH's computer and there was a HUGE spider in a ziplock bag on the desk.  I kind of poke at it, and it moved and I screamed.  I asked WTF was there a spider in a bag on his desk.  He said he wanted to know what kind it was and hadn't had time to look it up yet.  WTH?
  • @serendipty, I wanted to scream just reading that. Shit. I still kinda feel the need. 
  • unforgivenunforgiven
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    OMG @candid ME TOO! GAH @serendipity!

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    "What looks like torture is a time to rejoice
    What sounds like thunder is a comforting voice
    When what is beautiful looks broken and crushed
    And I say I don't know you
    But you say it's finished"
  • sanityseekersanityseeker
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    "If the pizza man truly loves this babysitter, why does he keep slapping her rear?" -Castiel
    "Dobby never meant to kill! Dobby only meant to maim or seriously injure.” -Dobby
    Genealogy: Where you confuse the dead and irritate the living.
  • sanityseekersanityseeker
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    That picture makes my skin crawl....but I had to share :D 
    "If the pizza man truly loves this babysitter, why does he keep slapping her rear?" -Castiel
    "Dobby never meant to kill! Dobby only meant to maim or seriously injure.” -Dobby
    Genealogy: Where you confuse the dead and irritate the living.
  • SerendipitySerendipity
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    @unforgiven and @CanDid-  I know, right?  Who cares what kind of spider it is.  It should be a dead one!  That's DH's job in the house is to take care of all wildlife.
  • @sanityseeker, that was uncalled for. LOL.
  • unforgivenunforgiven
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    DAMMIT! @sanityseeker, You scared the SHIT outta me!

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    "What looks like torture is a time to rejoice
    What sounds like thunder is a comforting voice
    When what is beautiful looks broken and crushed
    And I say I don't know you
    But you say it's finished"
  • OnmylastnerveOnmylastnerve
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    I'm going to have nightmares :p totally unfair!!!
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  • unforgivenunforgiven
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    "What looks like torture is a time to rejoice
    What sounds like thunder is a comforting voice
    When what is beautiful looks broken and crushed
    And I say I don't know you
    But you say it's finished"
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  • unforgivenunforgiven
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    "What looks like torture is a time to rejoice
    What sounds like thunder is a comforting voice
    When what is beautiful looks broken and crushed
    And I say I don't know you
    But you say it's finished"
  • sanityseekersanityseeker
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    "If the pizza man truly loves this babysitter, why does he keep slapping her rear?" -Castiel
    "Dobby never meant to kill! Dobby only meant to maim or seriously injure.” -Dobby
    Genealogy: Where you confuse the dead and irritate the living.
  • breezybreezy
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    That's genius! Lol.
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  • sanityseekersanityseeker
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    my luck, dh would grab my boob and pop the damn thing LMAO 
    "If the pizza man truly loves this babysitter, why does he keep slapping her rear?" -Castiel
    "Dobby never meant to kill! Dobby only meant to maim or seriously injure.” -Dobby
    Genealogy: Where you confuse the dead and irritate the living.
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    well behaved women seldom make history
  • sanityseekersanityseeker
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    imageand when you're drained, the Kush Bosom, Sleep Support for your BOOBS 
    "If the pizza man truly loves this babysitter, why does he keep slapping her rear?" -Castiel
    "Dobby never meant to kill! Dobby only meant to maim or seriously injure.” -Dobby
    Genealogy: Where you confuse the dead and irritate the living.
  • sanityseekersanityseeker
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    "If the pizza man truly loves this babysitter, why does he keep slapping her rear?" -Castiel
    "Dobby never meant to kill! Dobby only meant to maim or seriously injure.” -Dobby
    Genealogy: Where you confuse the dead and irritate the living.
  • unforgivenunforgiven
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    oh that is gross. LOL

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    "What looks like torture is a time to rejoice
    What sounds like thunder is a comforting voice
    When what is beautiful looks broken and crushed
    And I say I don't know you
    But you say it's finished"
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    well behaved women seldom make history
  • unforgivenunforgiven
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    "What looks like torture is a time to rejoice
    What sounds like thunder is a comforting voice
    When what is beautiful looks broken and crushed
    And I say I don't know you
    But you say it's finished"
  • sanityseekersanityseeker
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    OMG ROFLMAO!!!!!!!! :)) that is awesome @unforgiven mind if I steal it?
    "If the pizza man truly loves this babysitter, why does he keep slapping her rear?" -Castiel
    "Dobby never meant to kill! Dobby only meant to maim or seriously injure.” -Dobby
    Genealogy: Where you confuse the dead and irritate the living.
  • unforgivenunforgiven
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    This one made me think of @mammatroll

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    "What looks like torture is a time to rejoice
    What sounds like thunder is a comforting voice
    When what is beautiful looks broken and crushed
    And I say I don't know you
    But you say it's finished"
  • unforgivenunforgiven
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    Be my guest @sanityseeker 

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    "What looks like torture is a time to rejoice
    What sounds like thunder is a comforting voice
    When what is beautiful looks broken and crushed
    And I say I don't know you
    But you say it's finished"
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    well behaved women seldom make history
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  • unforgivenunforgiven
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    LOL @mammatroll my cats used to do the same thing.

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    "What looks like torture is a time to rejoice
    What sounds like thunder is a comforting voice
    When what is beautiful looks broken and crushed
    And I say I don't know you
    But you say it's finished"
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  • unforgivenunforgiven
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    LOL

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    "What looks like torture is a time to rejoice
    What sounds like thunder is a comforting voice
    When what is beautiful looks broken and crushed
    And I say I don't know you
    But you say it's finished"
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    Lime kitty is not amused


  • unforgivenunforgiven
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    "What looks like torture is a time to rejoice
    What sounds like thunder is a comforting voice
    When what is beautiful looks broken and crushed
    And I say I don't know you
    But you say it's finished"
  • OnmylastnerveOnmylastnerve
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  • CanadianMamaCanadianMama
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    @lizzwizzy I know I've already told you this but your kids are gorgeous!!!!!!!! And your daughter's reaction totally made my day!

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  • unforgivenunforgiven
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    "What looks like torture is a time to rejoice
    What sounds like thunder is a comforting voice
    When what is beautiful looks broken and crushed
    And I say I don't know you
    But you say it's finished"
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    well behaved women seldom make history
  • OnmylastnerveOnmylastnerve
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    I'm so not computer savy so I tried to post it didn't work. :-q
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  • GingersnapGingersnap
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  • unforgivenunforgiven
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    I could barely read that I kept looking away to look at those eyes. LOL

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    "What looks like torture is a time to rejoice
    What sounds like thunder is a comforting voice
    When what is beautiful looks broken and crushed
    And I say I don't know you
    But you say it's finished"