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  • neutronstar
    Posts: 145Member
    1. What is your favorite word?
    2. What is your least favorite word?
    3. What turns you on?
    4. What turns you off?
    5. What sound or noise do you love?
    6. What sound or noise do you hate?
    7. What is your favorite curse word?
    8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
    9. What profession would you not like to do?
    10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
    These are the questions from a show called inside the actors studio.
  • emmaoremmyemmaoremmy
    Posts: 1,310Member
    1. What is your favorite word?  This is tough--I really don't know that I have one.
    2. What is your least favorite word?  Moist (it sounds dirty, lol)
    3. What turns you on?  Aside from Jared Padalecki you mean?  It would have to be my DH kissing/touching my neck.
    4. What turns you off?  Morning breath and body odor.  ick
    5. What sound or noise do you love?  A can of Coke opening
    6. What sound or noise do you hate?  Silverware/knives scraping on dinner plates when something's being cut.
    7. What is your favorite curse word?  Shit
    8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?  Professional chef
    9. What profession would you not like to do?  Anything on the show "Dirty Jobs."  The one where they had to clean the "cholesterol" off the sides of the city sewer was NASTY.
    10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?  I love you no matter what you've done.
  • unforgivenunforgiven
    Posts: 12,700Confessional Manager
    What is your favorite word?  Passion
    What is your least favorite word?  The N word, Faggot, Pussy, Cunt 
    What turns you on?  Being caressed or massaged 
    What turns you off?  Morning breath & being treated like I'm cheap
    What sound or noise do you love? My daughter's laugh
    What sound or noise do you hate?  Silverware being screeched against a plate 
    What is your favorite curse word? Crap
    What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?  Psychologist 
    What profession would you not like to do? Any job cleaning up vomit
    If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?  Welcome home, my beloved.

    confessional-manager

    "What looks like torture is a time to rejoice
    What sounds like thunder is a comforting voice
    When what is beautiful looks broken and crushed
    And I say I don't know you
    But you say it's finished"
  • neutronstar
    Posts: 145Member
    1. What is your favorite word? Free
    2. What is your least favorite word? Ugly
    3. What turns you on? Screaming guitars, Puck from Glee  Hellooooo Doctor!
    4. What turns you off? Hateful attitudes
    5. What sound or noise do you love? purring cats
    6. What sound or noise do you hate? paper
    7. What is your favorite curse word? Fuck
    8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?  An explorer, but not underwater. Like I need that kind of pressure.. HA i made a funny!
    9. What profession would you not like to do?  Work with children or their parents.
    10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?  Nothing,  I'd like to be done thinking for eternity.  Peace and freaking quiet inside and out would be perfect.

  • kmetz44kmetz44
    Posts: 2,506Member
    1. What is your favorite word? STRONG
    2. What is your least favorite word? FAIL
    3. What turns you on? Massages and touching
    4. What turns you off? bodily noises
    5. What sound or noise do you love? ocean/kids talking to eachother..not fighting
    6. What sound or noise do you hate? whining kids
    7. What is your favorite curse word? asshat
    8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? anything with NOTHING to do with kids
    9. What profession would you not like to do? teacher
    10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Welcome home and your family is waiting for you in the beach
    Im pretty extraordinary in an ordinary way
  • CanadianMamaCanadianMama
    Posts: 9,612Administrator, Moderator
    What is your favorite word?  PleaseWhat is your least favorite word?  stupidWhat turns you on? intelligence What turns you off? bad grammarWhat sound or noise do you love?  my daughters voiceWhat sound or noise do you hate?  scratching on metal screenWhat is your favorite curse word? hehe, now? twatwaffleWhat profession other than your own would you like to attempt? advertisingWhat profession would you not like to do? bankingIf Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Eat what you want, calories don't exist here. why isn't this formatting properly??????

    community-manager


  • AnonUser23
    Posts: 2,278Guest

    1. What is your favorite word? douchebag
    2. What is your least favorite word? snarky
    3. What turns you on? Real Time with Bill Maher
    4. What turns you off? hairy backs and intolerance
    5. What sound or noise do you love? silence
    6. What sound or noise do you hate? someone chewing ice
    7. What is your favorite curse word? all of them
    8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? detective
    9. What profession would you not like to do? anything to do with children that are not mine....or animals. Basically nothing to do with poop.
    10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to h ear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? N/A
  • [Deleted User]
    Posts: 2,273
    1. What is your favorite word?  Love
    2. What is your least favorite word?  constipated
    3. What turns you on?  Kissing
    4. What turns you off?  Farting during sex
    5. What sound or noise do you love?  sleeping child breathing
    6. What sound or noise do you hate?  fire alarms
    7. What is your favorite curse word? damnit
    8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?  Singer
    9. What profession would you not like to do?  public bathroom cleaner
    10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?  We've been waiting for you.
  • fatchickonabikefatchickonabike
    Posts: 5,496Member
    1. What is your favorite word? Abscond. Seriously, I just love that word!
    2. What is your least favorite word? Verbage. 
    3. What turns you on? Humour. Compassion. Language.
    4. What turns you off? Ignorance. Prejudice. Entitlement. 
    5. What sound or noise do you love? Ocean surf and my daughter's laugh.
    6. What sound or noise do you hate? People chewing loudly. That horrible pounding bass from jerkmobiles.
    7. What is your favorite curse word? Jesus on a hill. I also like British curses like bugger and bloody hell.
    8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Writer.
    9. What profession would you not like to do? Miner.
    10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Welcome, my child. All is forgiven. Please take your seat. You're just in time to watch me shove a pineapple up Hitler's ass.
    "The most essential gift for a good writer is a built-in, shock-proof bullshit detector.” - Ernest Hemingway
  • GingersnapGingersnap
    Posts: 7,305Member
    What is your favorite word? bioluminescence
    What is your least favorite word? cunt
    What turns you on?  confidence
    What turns you off?  selfishness
    What sound or noise do you love?  rain
    What sound or noise do you hate?  digital alarms
    What is your favorite curse word?  fuck
    What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?  baker
    What profession would you not like to do?  CNA (it's a bloody tough job)
    If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?  "That'll do, Pig. That'll do." (I'm kidding.) Um, umumum. . . "I'm sorry, your parents couldn't make it." (I can't be serious about this.) Lemme try again. How about: "Surprise!"
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  • kmetz44kmetz44
    Posts: 2,506Member
    lol @Gingersnap's suprise!
    Im pretty extraordinary in an ordinary way
  • InsanityandChaosInsanityandChaos
    Posts: 1,924Member
    1. What is your favorite word?  Dude. No idea why, but I say it waaay too much!

    2. What is your least favorite word? Facetious, my Dad has used this word (incorrectly) so much I can't stand it.

    3. What turns you on? Simple affection

    4. What turns you off? Bad Breath
    5. What sound or noise do you love? My kids laughter

    6. What sound or noise do you hate?  When people grind their teeth

    7. What is your favorite curse word?  Shit

    8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?  I'd love to own my own children's clothing store

    9. What profession would you not like to do?  Accountant
    10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?  Good Job
  • [Deleted User]
    Posts: 5,232
    UMMMM Why it it telling my post is too long, @nikki, @scarymommy? 
  • [Deleted User]
    Posts: 5,232
    What is your favorite word? Facetious  What is your least favorite word? Anything derogatory What turns you on? My husband naked, with his hair down What turns you off? Bad teeth What sound or noise do you love? My kids and husband horse playing in the house What sound or noise do you hate? Teeth scraping a fork What is your favorite curse word? FUCK What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Teacher What profession would you not like to do? Anything Math related If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?You are so lucky I'm letting you in! <I thought that said "likely" hear him say. I'm keeping that.
  • GingersnapGingersnap
    Posts: 7,305Member
    @rap422 - I had the same problem when I tried to post. I think it may have been a formatting thing. I Ctrl+Ced and Ctrl+Ved @neutronstar's first post into the comment window, typed in my responses and it told me my post was too long. I Ctrl+Ced the whole comment including my responses, refreshed the window and Ctrl+Ved it back in the comment window. Same problem. 

    What finally worked: I Ctrl+Ved the whole thing into a basic text word processor (I'm in linux, but I think the Window's accessory Notepad would do), Ctrl+Ced it in the word processor and Ctrl+Ved it back into the comment window. I edited the comment and formatted the text for bold & colors. 
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  • unforgivenunforgiven
    Posts: 12,700Confessional Manager
    LMAO @gingersnap's #10

    @rap422 it did the same thing to me I just kept shortening it lol

    confessional-manager

    "What looks like torture is a time to rejoice
    What sounds like thunder is a comforting voice
    When what is beautiful looks broken and crushed
    And I say I don't know you
    But you say it's finished"
  • LoveLove
    Posts: 12,783Administrator, Moderator
    What is your favorite word? facetious
    What is your least favorite word? fart
    What turns you on?  abs, eyes, musical ability
    What turns you off?  selfishness and douchbaggery
    What sound or noise do you love?  Spawn laughing, Hinder playing loudly
    What sound or noise do you hate?  the sound my phone makes at any given moment
    What is your favorite curse word?  fuck and any derivative of fuck
    What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?  singer
    What profession would you not like to do?  nursing or anything having to do with blood or poo
    If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?  "I knew you'd find a way in sooner or later. Let's have a drink and talk about some things..."

    community-manager


  • serenitynowserenitynow
    Posts: 2,175Member

    1. favorite word?  mammal

    2. least favorite word? secretion

    3. what turns you on?  a massage by my man and his kisses on my sweet spot

    4. what turns you off?  stupidity

    5. what sound or noise do you love? my kids' happy voices

    6. what sound or noise do you hate? crumpling foil

    7. favorite curse word? fuck, fucking jerk, bitchassness

    8. what profession other than your own would you like to attempt? a pediatric nurse

    9. what profession would you not like to do?  teaching, daycare, janitor

    10. if Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

    welcome! you got here at the right time. there's some people who have been waiting for you

  • neutronstar
    Posts: 145Member
    lol @Gingersnap's that'll do pig 
  • TypoFaeryTypoFaery
    Posts: 1,940Member
    1. What is your favorite word? Dude
    2. What is your least favorite word? Fattie
    3. What turns you on? someone kissing on the back of my neck
    4. What turns you off? stupid people and BO
    5. What sound or noise do you love? baby giggles
    6. What sound or noise do you hate? leaf blower
    7. What is your favorite curse word? All of them, but cockholster and twatwaffle are two of my favs
    8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? It Security
    9. What profession would you not like to do? Janitor
    10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? The Library is on the left the bar is attached on the right. Enjoy!
  • AnonUser23
    Posts: 2,278Guest
    I think it's hilarious that most of us put the profession we would least like to have has something to do with cleaning, kids or poop! Don't we already have it???lmao :)
  • LoveLove
    Posts: 12,783Administrator, Moderator
    Bump

    community-manager


  • LLB
    Posts: 3,295Member
    What is your favorite word? Fuck and all variations of fuck.

    What is your least favorite word? "But why mommy?" (Yes I know, it's 3 words)

    What turns you on? My husband

    What turns you off? BO

    What sound or noise do you love? My children's laughs

    What sound or noise do you hate? Chewing or slurping of food!

    What is your favorite curse word? Already answered that one! It's fuck!

    What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Midwife or pediatric nurse.

    What profession would you not like to do? Ummm... Hooker...

    If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Welcome, your angel baby has been waiting a long time to meet you! He/she is right over there.

  • MegsueMegsue
    Posts: 1,848Member
    Oh nice blast from the past!

    1. What is your favorite word? Phallic...I can't say it with a straight face, and it just sounds awesome ;)

    2. What is your least favorite word? No or the n-word

    3. What turns you on? Dimples and blue eyes

    4. What turns you off? Ignorance

    5. What sound or noise do you love? Wind blowing through the trees or rain on a metal roof.

    6. What sound or noise do you hate? Food smacking

    7. What's you favorite curse word? FUCK!!!

    8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Psychologist

    9. What profession would you not like to do? Plumber

    10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Lets go rock out with your Dad.
  • lostinthewindlostinthewind
    Posts: 1,067Member
    1. What is your favorite word? Fuck
    2. What is your least favorite word? Bill
    3. What turns you on? Massage
    4. What turns you off? Groping
    5. What sound or noise do you love? ocean
    6. What sound or noise do you hate? Kids screaming/crying/fighting
    7. What is your favorite curse word? Fuck
    8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Teacher
    9. What profession would you not like to do? Social worker(I'd want to take all the babies home)
    10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? I'll answer all your questions and explain it all now.
  • GritsGrits
    Posts: 3,749Member
    1. What is your favorite word? Exacerbate
    2. What is your least favorite word? cunt or moist...I cringed just typing that shit.
    3. What turns you on? Appreciation
    4. What turns you off? Groping
    5. What sound or noise do you love? wind chimes, baby laughter
    6. What sound or noise do you hate? Someone chewing with their goddamn mouth open...getting all stabby again...
    7. What is your favorite curse word? Fuck and any variation thereof...also in the running is shit and twatwaffle
    8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Marketing
    9. What profession would you not like to do? Anything to do with cleaning other people's doodoo

    10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you
    arrive at the Pearly Gates? You have some explaining to do, so let's talk about that after you have a few drinks with your loved ones.
    "I believe in being strong when everything seems to be going wrong. I believe that happy girls are the prettiest girls. I believe that tomorrow is another day, and I believe in miracles." ~Audrey Hepburn
  • DemandaDemanda
    Posts: 4,474Member
    @grits, I looooove the word exacerbate too!

    1. My favourite word is Dude.

    2. My least favourite word is snatch when used in the context of a vagina. Also piss to refer to pee, although "piss off/pissed off/etc. doesn't bother me a bit.

    3. What turns me on? An ability to skateboard. Also brains and good taste in music.

    4. Turn offs are ignorance and being into MMA and stuff like that.

    5. I like the sound of rain, and the general sounds you hear at the beach. Also children laughing, singing etc. Even kids yelling an screaming as long as its happy yelling and screaming.

    6. I hate the sound of fire truck sirens and gum chewing. And the alarm clock, of course!

    7. Fuck, I guess. I kinda dig them all.

    8. Well, since I'm a student now and don't have one... I'd like to be a historical consultant for movies and TV.

    9. I hope to God I never have to work retail again. I'm too crusty.

    10. "Your friend is waiting over there for you with a giant spliff."
    "The truth will set you free. But first, it will piss you off." ~ Gloria SteinemPhotobucket
  • momofdbbmomofdbb
    Posts: 9,084Member
    What is your favorite word? Free
    What is your least favorite word? Payment
    What turns you on? I dont know ? Its bren a while
    What turns you off? Pushy people
    What sound or noise do you love?vwom-vehwop or the TARDIS !
    What sound or noise do you hate? Gunshots
    What is your favorite curse word? Shit What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Circus peformer
    What profession would you not like to do? Tax accountant
    If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Here is Brianna ! Sorry God i want to see her first !

    " Wibbly wobbly timey wimey ......." The Doctor
    " I'm a leafe on the wind..watch how I soar ." Wash :((
    " Oh the wall had it comming.' Sherlock Holmes
    yea I am geek !!
  • meandmy243meandmy243
    Posts: 6,343Member
    * What is your favorite word? Redundant
    * What is your least favorite word? passat
    * What turns you on? soft tickling and neck nibbles
    * What turns you off? farts
    * What sound or noise do you love ? the birds at dawn.
    * What sound or noise do you hate? cruching screeching metal and my ds's screeching..
    * What is your favorite curse word? fucker
    * What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? writer
    * What profession would you not like to do? nursing- no offence but vomit and poop i cant handle
    * If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? see i didnt have to smite you...

    mom of wild children
    going to the chapel 7/5/2014
  • TheHeadacheslayer
    Posts: 2,752Member
    1. What is your favorite word? Love
    2. What is your least favorite word? stupid
    3. What turns you on? a person (male or female) who is comfortable with themselves just as they are
    4. What turns you off? vanity for the sake of making others feel bad.
    5. What sound or noise do you love? my kids saying I love you mommy
    6. What sound or noise do you hate? my husband snoring
    7. What is your favorite curse word? fuck
    8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? tattoo artist
    9. What profession would you not like to do? the one who euthanizes animals at the shelter.
    10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Your loved ones are waiting--you are pain free at last, go and rest in their arms.
  • nessamommynessamommy
    Posts: 671Member
    What is your favorite word?    Facetious
    What is your least favorite word?  warsh (I know it isn't really a word, just bugs me)What turns you on? sexy absWhat turns you off?  stalkersWhat sound or noise do you love?  sound of my kids sleeping, or laughing. My dh's I love you's.What sound or noise do you hate? cracking knuckles, markers on paper, styrafoamWhat is your favorite curse word? fuckity fuck fuck.What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? LibrarianWhat profession would you not like to do? garbage collectorIf Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? You were greatly loved, were a good person, and have done a good job. 
    If life gives you lemons, squirt lemon juice in life's eye!
  • nessamommynessamommy
    Posts: 671Member
    Ick, my post is being ridiculous, and won't let me fix it! 
    If life gives you lemons, squirt lemon juice in life's eye!
  • mchemm2010
    Posts: 304Member
    What is your favorite word-sleep

    What is your least favorite word-morning

    What turns you on-freckles but only on dark haired men

    What turns you off-red hair

    What sound or noise do you love-my babies laughing/talking

    What sound or noise do you hate-alarm clocks

    What is your favorite curse word-dumb ass

    What profession other than your own would you like to attempt-stripping.... ;) just kidding...but seriously

    What profession would you not like to do- elephant sperm collector. gross.

    If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates- Oh! We weren't expecting you here...hmm..okay well I think we've got some room...
  • RosamundiRosamundi
    Posts: 1,122Member
    What is your favorite word- diaphanous

    What is your least favorite word-moist

    What turns you on- a wicked smile

    What turns you off- self-absorption

    What sound or noise do you love- coffee percolating, wind in the trees, pages turning

    What sound or noise do you hate- chalk on the board, squeaky styrofoam

    What is your favorite curse word- bastard

    What profession other than your own would you like to attempt- archeologist/ museum curator

    What profession would you not like to
    do- accounting or tax auditing

    If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates- Welcome home.
  • SalllyWingo
    Posts: 1,572Member
    1. What is your favorite word? Please
    2. What is your least favorite word? cunt or moist. Both are equally gross
    3. What turns you on? Appreciation
    4. What turns you off? Stink
    5. What sound or noise do you love?, baby laughter
    6. What sound or noise do you hate? Someone chewing with their mouth open
    7. What is your favorite curse word? Fuck and any variation thereof.
    8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Law
    9. What profession would you not like to do? Anything to do with children or the elderly. Says the librarian lol
    10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Wrong floor!
  • KrabbyKay
    Posts: 2,420Member
    1. What is your favorite word? kerfuffle
    2. What is your least favorite word? basically..or nest egg
    3. What turns you on? Affection
    4. What turns you off? ignoring
    5. What sound or noise do you love? creek water, wind, birdsong
    6. What sound or noise do you hate? ticking clocks, dripping faucets
    7. What is your favorite curse word? sonofaBITCH!!!
    8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Dancer
    9. What profession would you not like to do? Math ones
    10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Wow.....you're covered in grass stains, you have sticky hands, there are leaves in your hair, and you're FILTHY! Come in, wine and cookies to the left.
  • Babymakesthree
    Posts: 496Member

    What is your favorite word?
    My favorite word is mischievous.

    What is your least favorite word?
    Constipated

    What turns you on?
    A little pain, a little pleasure, and a little domination

    What turns you off?
    When dh is extra horny and pushy

    What sound or noise do you love?
    Baby giggles

    What sound or noise do you hate?
    Grinding teeth

    What is your favorite curse word?
    Fuck

    What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
    Psychologist or child social worker in hospital setting.

    What profession would you not like to do?
    Accountant

    If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
    Welcome, a lot of people have been waiting to reconnect with you
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