tiny penis truck
  • theprincessmommytheprincessmommy
    Posts: 701Member

    Confession #304800

    • Saw a truck HUGE Ford truck today with massive wheels and doors four feet off the ground. The vanity plate said THEGR81. The first thing I thought was, ”Man, his penis must be tiiinnnnyyyy.”


      This made me giggle. My mom had a truck like that in the 90s I whenever I see one now and that same thought pops in my head, I suddenly feel bad for my dad because he had to drive it around sometimes lol.
  • deviltwinsmommadeviltwinsmomma
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    LMFAO!
    I live in Texas these trucks are everywhere! I guess we have a small penis problem in Texas! have you seen our governor?
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  • Matt115
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    LMFAO!
    I live in Texas these trucks are everywhere! I guess we have a small penis problem in Texas! have you seen our governor?



    I guess not everything is bigger in Texas.  =))
  • tattooed_mommytattooed_mommy
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    OMG I just seen this and was totally going to copy it too. Made me LOL because I see it everywhere I live too!!
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  • Marionettevie
    Posts: 2,729Member
    dick perry HAS GOT to have the smallest penis in the world..... makes up for it with his personality and ego. thankfully where i live there arent too many giant trucks...
  • katz_meowkatz_meow
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    Matt115 said:

    LMFAO!
    I live in Texas these trucks are everywhere! I guess we have a small penis problem in Texas! have you seen our governor?



    I guess not everything is bigger in Texas.  =))



    I just spit out my sweet tea!! Lmfao
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  • fatchickonabikefatchickonabike
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    Well, as they say around here, Grosse Corvette, petite quéquette. [Big car, small dick].
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  • MollyGrahamMollyGraham
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    Oh man, you should see all the big ass trucks here in Colorado! And the SUVs. I'm constantly afraid of being squished on the road.
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  • HorridWenchHorridWench
    Posts: 702Member
    katz_meow said:

    Matt115 said:

    LMFAO!
    I live in Texas these trucks are everywhere! I guess we have a small penis problem in Texas! have you seen our governor?



    I guess not everything is bigger in Texas.  =))



    I just spit out my sweet tea!! Lmfao


    I just peed a little..lmao!
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  • TheMomFactorTheMomFactor
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    LOL Anytime a guy hit on me when I was a teen (usually leaning against his big badass truck) I always, ALWAYS asked: "Compensating, huh? Don't worry, some chicks like a small dick."
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  • pistolpackingmomma
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    Lmao! I live in texas. in an area where the entire economy is driven by the oil filed business. right now its booming and every other vehicle u see is one of those huge ass trucks.
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  • lostinthewindlostinthewind
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    This statement of big truck small dick always makes me giggle, because I'm the one that decides everything about our truck. I have no penis last I checked and I'm totally happy with dh's. I personally love having a slightly larger truck......and the smaller slower cars get out of my way lol. So I guess I'll be the one to say "big toys aren't just for boys" ;)