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  • fatchickonabikefatchickonabike
    Posts: 5,496Member
    When the fairy tale ends
    "The most essential gift for a good writer is a built-in, shock-proof bullshit detector.” - Ernest Hemingway
  • beachmommybeachmommy
    Posts: 2,522Member
    LOL
    My beach is still Sandy....
  • just_kimjust_kim
    Posts: 394Member
    You'd think Cinderella would at least have loaned Snow White a pair of shoes....
    LOL.
    Love the look on her face!
  • undercoverbanana
    Posts: 7,734Member
    Should have been 7 kids!
    i'm nekkid.
  • WickedDunkieJunkieWickedDunkieJunkie
    Posts: 5,859Member
    undercoverbanana said:

    Should have been 7 kids!



    The other 3 are in the kitchen...
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    We Are The Music Makers... And We Are The Dreamers Of Dreams...

  • TheMomFactorTheMomFactor
    Posts: 1,906Member
    Sassy, classy, and a bit Smart Assy
  • Ashdawn684Ashdawn684
    Posts: 850Member
    Lol
    ~Live life to the fullest, or die trying~
  • kittykisses80kittykisses80
    Posts: 1,014Member
    Funny! Love how mom's stuck with all the kids. Minus one crawling away. While dad's vegged out on chair watching tv.lol
  • Katescrazymom
    Posts: 1,849Member
    LOL  Prince Charming my butt!
  • fatchickonabikefatchickonabike
    Posts: 5,496Member
    This is why the fairy tales all end with the wedding, you know.
    "The most essential gift for a good writer is a built-in, shock-proof bullshit detector.” - Ernest Hemingway
  • fatchickonabikefatchickonabike
    Posts: 5,496Member

    I just stumbled across the Canadian Pork Producers' Web site. The URL? putporkonyourfork.com


    For some reason, that is just cracking me up.

    "The most essential gift for a good writer is a built-in, shock-proof bullshit detector.” - Ernest Hemingway
  • katz_meowkatz_meow
    Posts: 4,244Member
    fatchickonabike said:

    I just stumbled across the Canadian Pork Producers' Web site. The URL? putporkonyourfork.com


    For some reason, that is just cracking me up.



    Is there also a putpoononyourspoon.com?
    Judgement comes in many forms but never scarce or shy
  • fatchickonabikefatchickonabike
    Posts: 5,496Member
    @katz_meow, if there isn't, there should be!
    "The most essential gift for a good writer is a built-in, shock-proof bullshit detector.” - Ernest Hemingway
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