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268764- The Ninja Turtles?
  • SerendipitySerendipity
    Posts: 628Member
    I constantly fantasize about having a Ninja Turtle screw my brains out.
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    To each their own, but I've got to say if I had to pick a cartoon character....it wouldn't be a Ninja Turtle.  What say you?
  • ProudPalsyMamma
    Posts: 1,261Member
    I would Soooooo screw tinkerbell heck yeah lol Weird right??
  • WhoDatIsWhoDatIs
    Posts: 735Member
    I pick the guy from Mulan. The one that ends up with her, damn my memory i forget his name.
    I can see how ninja turtles can be sexy. They are each strong, funny, clever, ....um green. Hope OC does not take offense. I think different people's sex fantasies are intriguing.
    You and me, we go way back.
  • LLB
    Posts: 3,304Member
    Superman! He is the man of steel after all

    Or Batman...

    Not too fond of reptiles myself... No offense OC
  • SerendipitySerendipity
    Posts: 628Member
    Batman all the way for me.  Think about it.  He's charming, smart, good looking and richer than God.  And in his spare time he kicks the living shit out of evil doers?  Ding, ding, ding....we have a winner!   So he has some commitment issues and some parent issues.  Who doesn't? 

    Besides, Superman is too goody goody.  :D
  • LoveLove
    Posts: 12,964Administrator, Moderator
    Iron Man for me... for all the reasons of Batman, but RDJ's bad-boy portrayal of Tony Stark just flips my switch...Richer than God, adorable, a for-real genius, total smart-ass, AND a connoisseur of liquor and women? Sign me up on his groupie list!

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  • LoveLove
    Posts: 12,964Administrator, Moderator
    I *did* have a crush on Leonardo when I was younger, though... Don't be hatin on my turtles.

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  • DemandaDemanda
    Posts: 4,478Member
    Sorry ladies, Batman is mine. He's actual on my freebie list. My BF feels pretty secure about that one!
    "The truth will set you free. But first, it will piss you off." ~ Gloria SteinemPhotobucket
  • MsAsdy
    Posts: 242Member
    High Five @Love!!!!
  • Sultry
    Posts: 97Member
    Horang.. from tekken

    OR Aladdin.
  • OrchidsAndTulipsOrchidsAndTulips
    Posts: 347Member
    I was totally expecting this to be about kids watching the movies. Thanks for the curve balls SM. Toki Wartooth or Archer
  • kittenkitty00
    Posts: 401Member
    Flynn rider from tangled. Mmmm hmmm or hell even the villian brothers.
  • TottyCake
    Posts: 952Member
    Definitely Gaara from Naruto. I don't know what it is about him...
  • meandmy243meandmy243
    Posts: 6,289Member
    The brother that dies on brother bear.. keni i think....
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  • RedTiger
    Posts: 476Member
    Kevin from Ben 10
    "The meaning of our very existence is created though stories, tales and imagination. They are at the very core of humanity." -Tuomas Holopainen
  • WhoDatIsWhoDatIs
    Posts: 735Member
    Oooh good one @meandmy243! Now I have to go watch that movie again. :p
    You and me, we go way back.
  • GingersnapGingersnap
    Posts: 7,292Member
    I wouldn't mind *dating* Bruce Wayne, because that's when the money counts. If I'm just going to bang some guy, creativity, fitness and sense of humor matter more to me.

    While I'm not really into younger guys, I'd be interested in dirtying up a certain 25yo web slinger. Starting in the suit. Definitely webs involved.
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  • SerendipitySerendipity
    Posts: 628Member
    @Love-  I will join you in the Iron Man love. I dearly love a smart ass

    @OrchidsAndTulips-  Definitely Archer.

    @Gingersnap-  Spiderman is too young for me.  I want to pinch his cheeks and call him a sweetheart, not get down and dirty.  Batman could get down and dirty.  Pretty sure he's creative and fit.  Maybe not so much with a sense of humor, but 2 out of 3.
  • GingersnapGingersnap
    Posts: 7,292Member
    @Serendipity - I would shag Batman, but I've already shagged a few Batmen. BTW it was awesome. I guess I was trying to think of a superhoero/cartoon character that could do something I've not done before, that I'd *want* to do. All I could come up with was the web-slinger at the time, but I think Mystique would be pretty interesting, too. 
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  • shate98shate98
    Posts: 2,751Member
    Wolverine, Inuyasha, Flynn Rider not in any specific order. I do love me some Iron Man but  I would never date him.

    @Love I also *did* have a crush on a turtle waaaay back in the day. but mine was donatello. smart is sexy. :)


    "As you wander through your life, whatever be your goal,
    keep your eye upon the doughnut, not upon the hole."
  • shouldcleanshouldclean
    Posts: 2,355Member
    I never really thought about it. But, I'm sorry, I don't do reptiles. I think I'd have to go with Batman :)
  • GritsGrits
    Posts: 3,749Member
    Um, yeah, @shate98, Donatello? Me, too.

    I think Dr. Manhattan would be pretty fun to do the do with. That omnipresence thing he does would have to work to my advantage...like a three way (or more) but only one guy? I'd definitely try it once.
    "I believe in being strong when everything seems to be going wrong. I believe that happy girls are the prettiest girls. I believe that tomorrow is another day, and I believe in miracles." ~Audrey Hepburn
  • WickedDunkieJunkieWickedDunkieJunkie
    Posts: 5,878Member
    Raphael is the best turtle TYVM!
    I don't want to hide the *pickle* with him though. .

    I'm with @Love.... RD fucking J ... Iron Man



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  • MarySunshineMarySunshine
    Posts: 5,420Member
    Gambit, Wolverine (most def Hugh Jackman's Wolverine if we venture out of cartoon land), Flynn Rider....
    I'm as sexy as a burp mid-kiss. Watch out!

  • shate98shate98
    Posts: 2,751Member
    @MarySunshine why oh why must we fight over the same men? First Hook and now you want my Wolverine??? :P
    "As you wander through your life, whatever be your goal,
    keep your eye upon the doughnut, not upon the hole."
  • MarySunshineMarySunshine
    Posts: 5,420Member
    @shate98 Hahahahahaha! We just have good taste! Wolverine is my second. I'd take Gambit first.
    I'm as sexy as a burp mid-kiss. Watch out!

  • kittykisses80kittykisses80
    Posts: 1,014Member
    Umm. Ichigo from bleach. (Anime) and probably Ariel she has always has been my favorite princess.
  • SerendipitySerendipity
    Posts: 628Member
    @MarySunshine- I forgot about Wolverine and Gambit. Delish.
  • TheMomFactorTheMomFactor
    Posts: 1,890Member
    ...Well...I can honestly say I've never thought about it. Let me get back to you.
    Sassy, classy, and a bit Smart Assy
  • MarySunshineMarySunshine
    Posts: 5,420Member
    @leopardgirlie I was into Michelangelo, too! I loved me some party dude! LOL
    I'm as sexy as a burp mid-kiss. Watch out!

  • TottyCake
    Posts: 952Member
    @leopardgirle I love Mikey! He was always my favorite! However I don't want to do anything remotely sexual.
    There are quite a few anime guys I would do. Oh yeah.
  • MarySunshineMarySunshine
    Posts: 5,420Member
    @leopardgirlie You must love me for my warped mind then... :-*
    I'm as sexy as a burp mid-kiss. Watch out!

  • undercoverbanana
    Posts: 7,703Member
    I vote for ironman, too. Plus he's got a great soundtrack.
    i'm nekkid.
  • WabiSabiLife
    Posts: 128Member
    I can't say I ever thought too much about it either, but your first thought is the correct one, yeah? So guess I get a Thundercat all to myself!
  • HorridWenchHorridWench
    Posts: 712Member
    Prince Eric from The Little Mermaid...and he takes direction well.. :-bd
    "She Dances in a Ring of Fire and Throws Off the Challenge, With a Shrug" - Jim Morrison
  • GingersnapGingersnap
    Posts: 7,292Member
    Turtles have very long penises, proportionally. 
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  • katz_meowkatz_meow
    Posts: 4,241Member
    Gingersnap said:

    Turtles have very long penises, proportionally. 



    I don't even want to know how you know that @Gingersnap
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  • GingersnapGingersnap
    Posts: 7,292Member
    I heard it in a podcast. 
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  • MsAsdy
    Posts: 242Member
    Its true...they totally do. I know this due to a link my friend sent me without warning me about the content first. By the time I knew what I was looking at...it was too late.
  • Newb
    Posts: 264Member
    OrchidsAndTulips said:

    I was totally expecting this to be about kids watching the movies. Thanks for the curve balls SM. Toki Wartooth or Archer



    I loooooove Metalocalypse. Toki is great, but there is just something about Nathan Explosion that makes him cartoon fuckable.
  • MsAsdy
    Posts: 242Member
    Cartoon fuckable is the best term I've ever seen...ever.
  • OrchidsAndTulipsOrchidsAndTulips
    Posts: 347Member
    @Newb I agree but Toki is oddly first on my list
  • MsAsdy
    Posts: 242Member
    I'm adding Hercules. We've been watching it so much lately that I'm surprised I'm not dreaming about him.
  • MsAsdy
    Posts: 242Member
    I'm adding Hercules. We've been watching it so much lately that I'm surprised I'm not dreaming about him.
  • anonymousDH
    Posts: 49Mmember
    I'm surprised that so many people mentioned Batman and Ironman without making any mention of what kind of amazing toys they would have to have laying around...
  • BlessieBlessie
    Posts: 1,500Member
    I was a Raphael girl... he was so misunderstood...
  • MsAsdy
    Posts: 242Member
    @Blessie....I KNOW!!! Poor guy just needed some lovin'.
  • fulgurous2003fulgurous2003
    Posts: 189Member
    ok am I the only one that would say HULK as long as he was mad first ? really X_X
    "Your children are not your children, they come through you, but they are life itself, wanting to express itself." - Wayne Dyer
  • TottyCake
    Posts: 952Member
    Hell yeah @orchidsandtulips! Metalocalypse is amazing. I just got season 4! And I would totally do Toki. I was a bit obsessed with him...so much so that I named my kitty cat Toki Warkitten.
  • jaydensmom09
    Posts: 48Member
    Aladdin. He's hot lol
  • LoveLove
    Posts: 12,964Administrator, Moderator
    jessiburkham said:

    ok am I the only one that would say HULK as long as he was mad first ? really X_X



    LOL nope, he's just not at the top of my cartoon do-list. Definitely do-able though, if he could stay mad long enough LMAO!
    Would we have little radioactive gamma-infected babies?

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