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  • irishlassirishlass
    Posts: 6,726Member
    Let's play a game :)

    In each post you answer the question from the previous poster, and ask a new one of your own.

    Would you rather be too hot or too cold?
    "Be who you are and say what you feel. Because those who matter don't mind and those who mind don't matter." - Dr. Seuss
  • irishlassirishlass
    Posts: 6,726Member
    Too hot

    Would you rather eat a kangaroo testicle or a human testicle?
    "Be who you are and say what you feel. Because those who matter don't mind and those who mind don't matter." - Dr. Seuss
  • LilbitLilbit
    Posts: 1,432Member
    Kangaroo

    Would you rather thoroughly lick the inside of a runners shoe after a race or quickly lick their underarm?

    (I know that one is super gross my grandma has a board game like this and I got that one, it obviously stuck in my head lol)
  • LLB
    Posts: 3,276Member
    Ewwww! I'll take the underarm though. Atleast it's over quicker.

    Would you rather listen to a baby cry inconsolably for 2 hours straight or listen to a 3 year old say "but why not mommy" for that same 2 hours?
  • momofdbbmomofdbb
    Posts: 9,049Member
    Three year old. Can't stand a crying baby.

    Would you rather give up Facebook or Scary Mom if you had to choose one only ?
    " Wibbly wobbly timey wimey ......." The Doctor
    " I'm a leafe on the wind..watch how I soar ." Wash :((
    " Oh the wall had it comming.' Sherlock Holmes
    yea I am geek !!
  • SasafrasSasafras
    Posts: 1,141Member
    Facebook

    Would you rather go hungry or thirsty?
  • LilbitLilbit
    Posts: 1,432Member
    Thirsty

    Drink a glass of sea water or a glass of water from the Hudson River
  • WineyHoeWineyHoe
    Posts: 105Member
    Water from the Hudson River.

    Would you rather drink wine or beer
  • SpringSpring
    Posts: 1,415Member
    Wine.

    Would you rather puke in front of a bunch of people or be the one to clean up the puke?
    "Sometimes I question my sanity. Sometimes it replies."
  • SchweddyBallsSchweddyBalls
    Posts: 3,244Member
    Puke-ee.....hands down

    would you rather change a full diaper or clean an ass exploded toilet?
    I'm the nicest person you will ever meet, UNTIL you fuck with me or the betches I love.......
  • katz_meowkatz_meow
    Posts: 4,232Member
    Full diaper!

    Rather eat snot or swallow vomit?
    Judgement comes in many forms but never scarce or shy
  • missmama5missmama5
    Posts: 3,602Member
    Eat snot.

    Would you rather give up your phone or computer?
  • twinmommy2004
    Posts: 252Member
    phone
    would you rather have e sex with no affection or affection with no sex?
    the secret to happiness is not getting what you want, it's wanting what you get
  • RosamundiRosamundi
    Posts: 1,093Member
    Sex. Obvi.

    Would you rather spend six weeks in a submarine or in a space station?
  • eappleeapple
    Posts: 1,373Member
    If it was paid for, space station! How cool!?

    Would you rather have an itch you can't scratch or a pimple that won't pop?

    And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. ~Nietzsche
  • JustAConfusedMamaJustAConfusedMama
    Posts: 2,594Member
    I'd rather have a pimple that won't pop.

    Would you rather stub a toe or get a huge ass splinter?
  • SpringSpring
    Posts: 1,415Member
    Stub a toe.

    Would you rather eat a lemon peel or a leaves off a tree?
    "Sometimes I question my sanity. Sometimes it replies."
  • momofdbbmomofdbb
    Posts: 9,049Member
    Stub a toe. Splinters creep me.

    Give up Internet or tv.
    Oops
    Sorry

    Lemon peel

    Internet or tv ?
    " Wibbly wobbly timey wimey ......." The Doctor
    " I'm a leafe on the wind..watch how I soar ." Wash :((
    " Oh the wall had it comming.' Sherlock Holmes
    yea I am geek !!
  • MorganD
    Posts: 3,451Member
    TV. Love the internet.

    Would you rather change the way you look or be smarter?
  • mommyto2boys0811
    Posts: 142Member

    Change the way I look.

     

    understand baby talk, or deal with the silent treatment for the rest of your life?

  • LLB
    Posts: 3,276Member
    Understand baby talk! That would actually come in pretty handy!

    Clean up another adults puke or another adults poop?
  • gramalibbygramalibby
    Posts: 2,625Member
    Give a speech , I can bullshit with the best of them.

    Live in today or go back 150 years?

  • mommyto2boys0811
    Posts: 142Member

    back 150 years.

     

    be a foot taller or a foot shorter?

     

     

     

  • PurpleFlowersPurpleFlowers
    Posts: 5,622Member
    A foot taller

    Would you rather lose an arm or a leg?
    Stay away from my chocolate and nobody gets hurt!

    I think I like who I am becoming...
  • mommyto2boys0811
    Posts: 142Member

    Arm.

     

    Stop Time or be able to fly?

     

     

     

  • firefighters_wifefirefighters_wife
    Posts: 404Member
    Be able to fly

    Would you rather eat dog shit or dog puke?
    Lilypie Pregnancy tickers
  • LLB
    Posts: 3,276Member
    *chirp* *chirp* *chirp*
  • CrashCrash
    Posts: 8,159Member
    Oh god. @firefighters_wife found an option that no one will touch...lmao.
    See ya in another life, sister!
  • mommyto2boys0811
    Posts: 142Member

    cat.

     

    eat a bar of soap, or drink a bottle of dawn dish soap?

     

     

  • Marley25Marley25
    Posts: 54Member
    Eat a bar of soap.

    Do a weeks worth of dishes or a weeks worth of laundry
  • MorganD
    Posts: 3,451Member
    A weeks worth of laundry.

    Would you rather be a fish or a bird?
  • mommyto2boys0811
    Posts: 142Member

    bird.

     

     give bad advice or take bad advice?

  • Texas
    Posts: 103Member
    Give bad advice.

    Lick a public toilet seat or make out with a random homeless person?
  • meandmy243meandmy243
    Posts: 6,307Member
    Homeless person.... either way its followed by listerine...

    smash your pinky toe or smash your pinky?
    mom of wild children
    going to the chapel 7/5/2014
  • Texas
    Posts: 103Member
    Pinky.

    Ingrown toenail or ingrown hair?
  • meandmy243meandmy243
    Posts: 6,307Member
    Ingrown hair....

    Deal with your inlaws or suffer a bacon grease burn....
    mom of wild children
    going to the chapel 7/5/2014
  • Texas
    Posts: 103Member
    Burn, baby, burn.

    Chew on a cat's coughed up hair ball or shave your head?
  • toadintheholetoadinthehole
    Posts: 1,013Member
    Shave my head (done it before!)

    Sniff a bowl of bumwee or vomit?
  • irishlassirishlass
    Posts: 6,726Member
    Just sniff? Bumwee. I can't stand vomit.

    Eat an unripe blueberry or a totally overripe grape?
    "Be who you are and say what you feel. Because those who matter don't mind and those who mind don't matter." - Dr. Seuss
  • meandmy243meandmy243
    Posts: 6,307Member
    Unripe blueberry

    pluck your pubes or upper lip...
    mom of wild children
    going to the chapel 7/5/2014
  • toadintheholetoadinthehole
    Posts: 1,013Member
    Pluck pubes, brazillian waxes have got me used to them!

    Swim the Atlantic or spend a month in the Sahara?

    ( @irishlass, you could eat it if you'd prefer :-P )
  • firefighters_wifefirefighters_wife
    Posts: 404Member
    Wtf is bumwee?
    Lilypie Pregnancy tickers
  • toadintheholetoadinthehole
    Posts: 1,013Member
    @firefighters_wife its the shits/runs/diarrhea (sp?)
  • GingersnapGingersnap
    Posts: 7,285Member
    @toadinthehole -

    I'd swim the Atlantic if I could take breaks on a boat.

    I'd stay in the Sahara for a month in an air-conditioned RV.

    If none of those comforts were available, I'd rather drown than die of heat exhaustion.

    Week-long camping trip, or week-long cruise?
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  • irishlassirishlass
    Posts: 6,726Member
    LOL @toadinthehole NO!

    I would much prefer a week long cruise. Please. When can I go?

    Would you rather have 20 children or none?
    "Be who you are and say what you feel. Because those who matter don't mind and those who mind don't matter." - Dr. Seuss
  • toadintheholetoadinthehole
    Posts: 1,013Member
    At this actual moment in time none

    sweet or savoury?
  • RuralRebellionRuralRebellion
    Posts: 1,823Member
    Sweet!

    Would you rather change poopy diapers constantly or clean up vomit constantly?  lol
    Image and video hosting by TinyPic Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
  • momofdbbmomofdbb
    Posts: 9,049Member
    Poop as long as its not runny !

    Have a mild headache that lasts for weeks or a short headache that last only. 10 mis but is real strong.
    " Wibbly wobbly timey wimey ......." The Doctor
    " I'm a leafe on the wind..watch how I soar ." Wash :((
    " Oh the wall had it comming.' Sherlock Holmes
    yea I am geek !!
  • mommaOf2RottenBoysmommaOf2RottenBoys
    Posts: 129Member
    Short headache
    Would you rather eat cat poop or wear it?
    Life's like an hourglass glued to the table.........
  • PurpleFlowersPurpleFlowers
    Posts: 5,622Member
    Wear it!
    Would you rather be blind or deaf?
    Stay away from my chocolate and nobody gets hurt!

    I think I like who I am becoming...
  • beachmommybeachmommy
    Posts: 2,481Member

    Deaf.

    Would you rather be drunk or Stoned?

    My beach is still Sandy....
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