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HAPPY BIRTHDAY @BEERWENCH
  • Chocoholic
    Posts: 975Member
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    Birthday Beer To You!!!
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    I love you. I love all you do. We are beer/wine/COFFEE soulmates. HERE'S TO YOU AND HAPPY FREAKING BIRTHDAY WOMAN!!!!!!
    The answer is chocolate. I don't care what the question is.
  • mommydeliriousmommydelirious
    Posts: 3,217Member
    Happy Birthday my love! :D
    Have a great day!
    Lets have a round!
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  • gramalibbygramalibby
    Posts: 2,625Member
    A stein 4 u , have head for ur Bday ......white frothy
  • WickedDunkieJunkieWickedDunkieJunkie
    Posts: 5,831Member
    Happy Day of being pushed out of your mother's vagina...
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    We Are The Music Makers... And We Are The Dreamers Of Dreams...

  • CanadianMamaCanadianMama
    Posts: 9,617Administrator, Moderator
    Happy Birthday!!!!

    community-manager


  • BeerWenchBeerWench
    Posts: 2,820Member
    Thanks! It's already been a hilarious record setter thanks to Alli.
    :¦:-•:*'""*:•.-:¦:-•** She who leaves a trail of glitter is never forgotten**•-:¦:-•:*'""*:• -:¦:-
  • PurpleFlowersPurpleFlowers
    Posts: 5,621Member
    Happy birthday @beerwench! Love and hugs. >:D<
    Stay away from my chocolate and nobody gets hurt!

    I think I like who I am becoming...
  • missmama5missmama5
    Posts: 3,601Member
    Happy bday!
  • sidsmommy3sidsmommy3
    Posts: 2,198Member
    Happy Birthday!!!  >:D<
    Mary :-)

    Life is not about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning to dance in the rain.
  • DreamerDreamer
    Posts: 2,266Member

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    Have a Great day!!

    There are some people who live in a dream world, and there are some who face reality; and then there are those who turn one into the other. Which one are you?
  • BeerWenchBeerWench
    Posts: 2,820Member
    Thank You!!
    :¦:-•:*'""*:•.-:¦:-•** She who leaves a trail of glitter is never forgotten**•-:¦:-•:*'""*:• -:¦:-
  • MegsueMegsue
    Posts: 1,848Member
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  • SammieSammie
    Posts: 7,286Administrator, Moderator
    Happy birthday!! :x

    community-manager


  • SallyWingoSallyWingo
    Posts: 1,571Member
    Happy Birthday.
    “Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.”
    ― Dr. Seuss
  • French_momFrench_mom
    Posts: 1,540Member
    Happy Birthday! <:-P \m/
    It is for me to know and you to dot dot dot.
  • DemandaDemanda
    Posts: 4,452Member
    Happy Birthday fair wench! Love you tons xoxo
    "The truth will set you free. But first, it will piss you off." ~ Gloria SteinemPhotobucket
  • undercoverbanana
    Posts: 7,726Member
    happy birthday! Hope you have a fantastic birthday weekend. Its my boyos birthday, too.
    i'm nekkid.
  • MarySunshineMarySunshine
    Posts: 5,419Member
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    Happy, happy birthday @BeerWench! <:-P
    I'm as sexy as a burp mid-kiss. Watch out!

  • beachmommybeachmommy
    Posts: 2,479Member
    Happy Birthday!!
    My beach is still Sandy....
  • KeepmguessinKeepmguessin
    Posts: 75Member
    Happy birthday to u! May u be blessed with many many more. ;)
  • TottyCake
    Posts: 937Member
    Happy Birthday!!!!
  • GoddessGoddess
    Posts: 1,104Member
    Happy birthday!
  • kittykisses80kittykisses80
    Posts: 1,014Member
    Happy birthday!!
  • PDXcocoPDXcoco
    Posts: 531Member
    Happy birthday!!!
  • BeerWenchBeerWench
    Posts: 2,820Member
    Thanks! I've got my beer on, kicked back on the couch and watching home improvement shows.
    :¦:-•:*'""*:•.-:¦:-•** She who leaves a trail of glitter is never forgotten**•-:¦:-•:*'""*:• -:¦:-
  • WickedBitchoftheEastWickedBitchoftheEast
    Posts: 912Member
    Happy Birthday @BeerWench !!
    <:-P
  • anonymommy
    Posts: 1,401Member
    Happy birthday!!!
  • CalliopemarieCalliopemarie
    Posts: 4,320Member
    happy birthday!!!!
    i am insane!!! mwahahahaha
  • momofeveryonemomofeveryone
    Posts: 1,709Member
    happy birthday!!!!
    we got the house!!!!! i have worked so hard for 5 years to get us in a spot to buy! isnt it cute?!?!?!?
  • BeerWenchBeerWench
    Posts: 2,820Member
    Thanks! Today was great and I appreciate all the birthday wishes.
    :¦:-•:*'""*:•.-:¦:-•** She who leaves a trail of glitter is never forgotten**•-:¦:-•:*'""*:• -:¦:-
  • BeerWenchBeerWench
    Posts: 2,820Member
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    :¦:-•:*'""*:•.-:¦:-•** She who leaves a trail of glitter is never forgotten**•-:¦:-•:*'""*:• -:¦:-
  • PrincessPeach
    Posts: 240Member
    Happy birthday!
  • GingerLynn
    Posts: 243Member
    Happy Birthday!!
  • Peace
    Posts: 2,080Member
    Happy Birthday!! Hope it was a good one!
  • deviltwinsmommadeviltwinsmomma
    Posts: 2,285Member
    Happy belated birthday! Hope you drank way too much! 8->
    my mother used to sing me a song. It went like this: "Life is short, life is shit, and soon it will be over.