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HAPPY BIRTHDAY @BEERWENCH
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I love you. I love all you do. We are beer/wine/COFFEE soulmates. HERE'S TO YOU AND HAPPY FREAKING BIRTHDAY WOMAN!!!!!!The answer is chocolate. I don't care what the question is. -
Happy Birthday my love! :DHave a great day!Lets have a round!

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A stein 4 u , have head for ur Bday ......white frothy
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Happy Day of being pushed out of your mother's vagina...
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Thanks! It's already been a hilarious record setter thanks to Alli.:¦:-•:*'""*:•.-:¦:-•** She who leaves a trail of glitter is never forgotten**•-:¦:-•:*'""*:• -:¦:-
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Happy birthday @beerwench! Love and hugs. >:D<Stay away from my chocolate and nobody gets hurt!
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Happy bday!
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Happy Birthday!!! >:D<Mary :-)
Life is not about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning to dance in the rain. -
Have a Great day!!
There are some people who live in a dream world, and there are some who face reality; and then there are those who turn one into the other. Which one are you? -
Thank You!!:¦:-•:*'""*:•.-:¦:-•** She who leaves a trail of glitter is never forgotten**•-:¦:-•:*'""*:• -:¦:-
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Happy Birthday.“Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.”
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Happy Birthday! <:-P \m/It is for me to know and you to dot dot dot.
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Happy Birthday fair wench! Love you tons xoxo
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happy birthday! Hope you have a fantastic birthday weekend. Its my boyos birthday, too.i'm nekkid.
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I'm as sexy as a burp mid-kiss. Watch out!
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Happy birthday to u! May u be blessed with many many more. ;)
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Happy Birthday!!!!
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Happy birthday!
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Happy birthday!!
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Happy birthday!!!
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Thanks! I've got my beer on, kicked back on the couch and watching home improvement shows.:¦:-•:*'""*:•.-:¦:-•** She who leaves a trail of glitter is never forgotten**•-:¦:-•:*'""*:• -:¦:-
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Happy birthday!!!
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happy birthday!!!!we got the house!!!!! i have worked so hard for 5 years to get us in a spot to buy! isnt it cute?!?!?!?
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Thanks! Today was great and I appreciate all the birthday wishes.:¦:-•:*'""*:•.-:¦:-•** She who leaves a trail of glitter is never forgotten**•-:¦:-•:*'""*:• -:¦:-
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.:¦:-•:*'""*:•.-:¦:-•** She who leaves a trail of glitter is never forgotten**•-:¦:-•:*'""*:• -:¦:-
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Happy birthday!
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Happy Birthday!!
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Happy Birthday!! Hope it was a good one!
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Happy belated birthday! Hope you drank way too much! 8->my mother used to sing me a song. It went like this: "Life is short, life is shit, and soon it will be over.






























