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  • WickedDunkieJunkieWickedDunkieJunkie
    Posts: 5,861Member
    Just tonight....... my phone hates me... I swear...

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    What about you... I can't be the only one that has these DYAC/SWYPO bits of hilariousness...
    I know @MegSue must have more to embarrass me with. LoL

    Share yours...
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    We Are The Music Makers... And We Are The Dreamers Of Dreams...

  • MegsueMegsue
    Posts: 1,848Member
    I was just contemplating starting this thread @WickedDunkieJunkie!
  • CanadianMamaCanadianMama
    Posts: 9,614Administrator, Moderator
    LMAO!!!!!!!!! I LOVE DYAC, but I love this more. I am crying I'm laughing so hard.

    community-manager


  • WickedDunkieJunkieWickedDunkieJunkie
    Posts: 5,861Member
    Megsue said:

    I was just contemplating starting this thread @WickedDunkieJunkie!



    LMAO
    This conversation was too horrible not to share.
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    We Are The Music Makers... And We Are The Dreamers Of Dreams...

  • MegsueMegsue
    Posts: 1,848Member
    It's like this every day with her @CanadianMama. I'm gonna get rock hard abs from all the laughing I do!
  • CanadianMamaCanadianMama
    Posts: 9,614Administrator, Moderator
    I am so jealous @MegSue!!! The only bad ones I ever get is @Sammie accidentally calling me ladyfingers or some other random thing :D 

    I'm still laughing btw! And I read them to my husband, they're so funny!!!!

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  • Dragonbabyx3Dragonbabyx3
    Posts: 1,137Member
    Omg... Lmfao @PurpleFlowers and I have had some silly ones... Ok- I have handsome silly ones... Friggen @Purpleflowers is just damn perfect... And her phone doesn't hate her!
  • MegsueMegsue
    Posts: 1,848Member
    Photobucket Pictures, Images and Photos
  • MegsueMegsue
    Posts: 1,848Member
    Photobucket Pictures, Images and Photos
  • MegsueMegsue
    Posts: 1,848Member
    Photobucket Pictures, Images and Photos
  • MegsueMegsue
    Posts: 1,848Member
    These are my faves :x ^^^
  • WickedDunkieJunkieWickedDunkieJunkie
    Posts: 5,861Member
    The knitted tomatoes... I love that one
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    We Are The Music Makers... And We Are The Dreamers Of Dreams...

  • kittykisses80kittykisses80
    Posts: 1,014Member
    Lol. Too funny!
  • CanadianMamaCanadianMama
    Posts: 9,614Administrator, Moderator
    @MegSue I LOVE that you have favs!!!

    @WickedDunkieJunkie I don't know what's up with your phone, but I LOVE it!!! 

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  • FoulMouthedSailorFoulMouthedSailor
    Posts: 1,902Member
    "13milliongrams of mellons" is like 14 tons =))
    You show the lights that stop me turn to stone, You shine it when I'm alone. And so I tell myself that I'll be strong
    And dreaming when they're gone.
  • LoveLove
    Posts: 12,789Administrator, Moderator
    This is my new favorite thread.

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  • CanadianMamaCanadianMama
    Posts: 9,614Administrator, Moderator
    FoulMouthedSailor said:

    "13milliongrams of mellons" is like 14 tons =))



    That just set me off again!!! My husband is looking at me like I've lost it!
    Love said:

    This is my new favorite thread.



    YES!!!! Bookmarked!

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  • WickedDunkieJunkieWickedDunkieJunkie
    Posts: 5,861Member
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    We Are The Music Makers... And We Are The Dreamers Of Dreams...

  • WickedDunkieJunkieWickedDunkieJunkie
    Posts: 5,861Member
    @FoulMouthedSailor it was SUPPOSED to say 13mg of Melatonin.
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  • MegsueMegsue
    Posts: 1,848Member
    Omg!!! I can't believe I forgot about the zombie glasses!!! =))
  • FoulMouthedSailorFoulMouthedSailor
    Posts: 1,902Member
    @wickeddunkiejunkie you should crop @megsues name out, for persec, because now I can stalk her
    You show the lights that stop me turn to stone, You shine it when I'm alone. And so I tell myself that I'll be strong
    And dreaming when they're gone.
  • VegantasticVegantastic
    Posts: 3,467Member
    =)) =)) Wtf is wrong with your phone @wickeddunkiejunkie?!?!
    "Be the change you wish to see in the world"
    "Don't Panic"
  • FoulMouthedSailorFoulMouthedSailor
    Posts: 1,902Member
    Not that I'm going to stalk her, she has mad coastie skills, I've seen her with a m60 echo 4
    You show the lights that stop me turn to stone, You shine it when I'm alone. And so I tell myself that I'll be strong
    And dreaming when they're gone.
  • MegsueMegsue
    Posts: 1,848Member
    Pfft...good luck with that @FoulMothedSailor, there's two more within 50 miles of me ;)
  • WickedDunkieJunkieWickedDunkieJunkie
    Posts: 5,861Member
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    My Daniel swypos also......
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    We Are The Music Makers... And We Are The Dreamers Of Dreams...

  • FoulMouthedSailorFoulMouthedSailor
    Posts: 1,902Member
    @wickeddunkiejunkie well if you had 28k lbs of melons you could be rich, to be its not so

    @megsue stalking people takes time and energy, and I'm to damn lazy
    You show the lights that stop me turn to stone, You shine it when I'm alone. And so I tell myself that I'll be strong
    And dreaming when they're gone.
  • deviantqueendeviantqueen
    Posts: 328Member
    Lmao at least I'm not the only one whose phone hates her. =))
  • Thefinder
    Posts: 1,635Member
    Sooooo @wickeddunkiejunkie what did you want from Daniel?? :P ;)
  • LoveLove
    Posts: 12,789Administrator, Moderator
    @Thefinder  RIGHT?????

    Can we make WHAT happen, exactly? Upon receipt of tacos, I mean...

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  • MegsueMegsue
    Posts: 1,848Member
    I think the 13 million grams of melons finally kicked in...guess we'll find out in the morning
  • FoulMouthedSailorFoulMouthedSailor
    Posts: 1,902Member
    Damn, I guess I'm back to packing, this has definitely enhanced my calm though
    You show the lights that stop me turn to stone, You shine it when I'm alone. And so I tell myself that I'll be strong
    And dreaming when they're gone.
  • OUCHOUCH
    Posts: 1,887Member
    Thefinder said:

    Sooooo @wickeddunkiejunkie what did you want from Daniel?? :P ;)




    No shit, right!!! And... Why the fuck would one black it out in the first place? This is scarymommy after all! I'm sure MUCH worse has been on here in the past!
    "Promote what you love instead of bashing what you hate." - UNK
    "The amazing thing about life is that you choose what you allow into it, you choose how things affect you, you choose how you react. Happiness is a choice. Make it." - UNK
    "Tattoos don't define the person, the person defines the tattoos." - Me
  • Thefinder
    Posts: 1,635Member
    Exactly @Ouch!  I mean c'mon!
  • Matt115
    Posts: 805Member
    These are hilarious. Lmao
  • meandmy243meandmy243
    Posts: 6,356Member
    Lol im glad my phone is nice but thats because i turned autocorrect off..
    mom of wild children
    going to the chapel 7/5/2014
  • DovahkiinDovahkiin
    Posts: 799Member
    =)) Also good to know I'm not the only one who has a lot of SM screen names added to my phones dictionary :P
    More people would learn from their mistakes if they weren't so busy denying them
  • PurpleFlowersPurpleFlowers
    Posts: 5,650Member
    This one isnt as funny as yours, but it cracked me up. I was picturing little school busses driving up my legs. (Me and @Dragonbabyx3 last night.) There are definitely more but I dont have time to look now.
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    Stay away from my chocolate and nobody gets hurt!

    I think I like who I am becoming...
  • WickedDunkieJunkieWickedDunkieJunkie
    Posts: 5,861Member

    That picture is originally on FB & I wanted "some sexual activity"

    That's why it's blacked out... it's from a year ago. Dec 2011 & Daniel was weird about me showing those things because his grandmothers being on my FB.
    He knows now with SM... It's all fair game...
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  • WickedDunkieJunkieWickedDunkieJunkie
    Posts: 5,861Member
    Wow! @MegSue that conversation is way funnier today. I was so damn tired last night..... I just noticed, that I didn't correct my phone calling Daniel, Damnit..... again. I think my phone has just decided that is his name.
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  • MegsueMegsue
    Posts: 1,848Member
    I thought it was @WickedDunkieJunkie! Who is this Daniel you speak of?
  • WickedDunkieJunkieWickedDunkieJunkie
    Posts: 5,861Member
    I may as well just start calling him Damnit....
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    We Are The Music Makers... And We Are The Dreamers Of Dreams...

  • WickedDunkieJunkieWickedDunkieJunkie
    Posts: 5,861Member
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    Like he told me right after...

    "At least it's not a diseased egg"

    And meanie @MegSue being on the phone's side...
    " Well, that's what you said isn't it! It's not the phones fault it's not an expert in coffee makers ;) "
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  • StarsStars
    Posts: 1,054Member
    Lmao this is awesome! I laughed so hard!
    apsycho

  • WickedDunkieJunkieWickedDunkieJunkie
    Posts: 5,861Member
    I guess we are fucking going to Chili's...

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  • GingersnapGingersnap
    Posts: 7,331Member
    =))
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  • WickedDunkieJunkieWickedDunkieJunkie
    Posts: 5,861Member
    What?....... huh?

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  • katz_meowkatz_meow
    Posts: 4,252Member
    And this is why I disabled swype. Lol
    Judgement comes in many forms but never scarce or shy
  • kittykisses80kittykisses80
    Posts: 1,014Member
    Hehe. :-) these made my day. I never have auto correct on. I mess up all on my own.
  • sidsmommy3sidsmommy3
    Posts: 2,204Member
    This was awesome!!
    Mary :-)

    Life is not about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning to dance in the rain.
  • WickedDunkieJunkieWickedDunkieJunkie
    Posts: 5,861Member
    What do asteroids taste like?

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  • 123123
    Posts: 1,096Member
    yesterday i told someone that that was just "the tip of the iceburger" no autocorrect or swype or liquor involved though, just meat on the braini guess
    dont mistake my kindness for weakness
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