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Scary Mommy 2012: Our Year in Review **Happy New Year Scaries!
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2012 was a huge year, here at Scary Mommy!We saw the launch of Jill's very first book--
It was the first full year of our marvelous Community Message Board forum-
We saw the birth of Scary Mommy Nation-
and better than that, we saw SMN flourish and grow-

We made a ton of new friends, and even more treasured memories!

Here are some of the Highlights from the past:











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Yay! Happy New Year!!U R who U think U R
"You were the truth I would rather lose than to have never lain beside at all" -
" Wibbly wobbly timey wimey ......." The Doctor
" I'm a leafe on the wind..watch how I soar ." Wash :((
" Oh the wall had it comming.' Sherlock Holmes
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Happy New Year! All you badass mommas! Love you ladies!
Thank you soooo much @scarymommy for this site!my mother used to sing me a song. It went like this: "Life is short, life is shit, and soon it will be over. -
Happy, happy, happy new year, everyone!!!!!!!!!! Here's to a kick ass 2013! XOXO
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Happy New Year everyone!!!! Stay safe!!
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Even though a bunch of these are from 2011, they will never stop being hilarious lol
Happy New Years!!!! <:-P <br />
Here's to you, and here's to me...The answer is chocolate. I don't care what the question is. -
Lift your glasses!
May 2013 Kick Ass and NOT Suck It.
CHEERS, SCARIES!!!! HAPPY NEW YEAR! -
Chocoholic said:
Even though a bunch of these are from 2011, they will never stop being hilarious lol
Happy New Years!!!! <:-P
Here's to you, and here's to me...
We didn't have a Best of for prior years, so we thought to go ahead and include them this year for posterity LOL -
I LOVE THIS AND I LOVE YOU ALL!!"Be who you are and say what you feel. Because those who matter don't mind and those who mind don't matter." - Dr. Seuss
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@love mashed potatoes and plastic dino anal toys forever!!!!!!The answer is chocolate. I don't care what the question is.
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Forever and ever and ever LOLI confess that I was challenged trying to find a suitable pic/meme to create for anal bleaching and masturbating with a vacuum LOL I need more alcohol!
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I need to be drunk to want to see your creations.... How does one appropriately depict anal bleaching?The answer is chocolate. I don't care what the question is.
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Eeeew I don't know LOL I was going for more of a shocked face meme, instead of an actual depiction of events!
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That was awesome!!!! I can't even imagine how kick-ass next year is going to be!!Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius, and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring. - Marilyn Monroe
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HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! I'm thinking of going back to my natural hair color... :)
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@Love for anal bleaching... perhaps a bottle of Clorox & this adorable chocolate starfish I found? LMAO

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I'm as sexy as a burp mid-kiss. Watch out!
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Happy New Year to all my Scaries!! Thank you for all the laughs & even the tears. I love you all <3
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Happy new years!!!mom of wild children
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Happy New Year Scaries! We will rock it this year!
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Happy New Year to all SMs !!!
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Feliz año nuevo!!! (happy new year) from Spain
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Happy New Year!!
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Happy New Year to my lovely Scary Mommies!!! Thanks for being my "home" on the internet ;)

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Happy New Year and hoping you all get what you want and need from life in 2013!! Much love to my scaries!!
"I believe in being strong when everything seems to be going wrong. I believe that happy girls are the prettiest girls. I believe that tomorrow is another day, and I believe in miracles." ~Audrey Hepburn -
Happy New Year everyone!Mary :-)
Life is not about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning to dance in the rain. -
Happy new year Mommies and Daddies!“There are two basic motivating forces: fear and love. When we are afraid, we pull back from life. When we are in love, we open to all that life has to offer with passion, excitement, and acceptance. We need to learn to love ourselves first, in all our glory and our imperfections. If we cannot love ourselves, we cannot fully open to our ability to love others or our potential to create. Evolution and all hopes for a better world rest in the fearlessness and open-hearted vision of people who embrace life.”
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Happy New Year to the best virtual friends a mommy could have! 2012 was a shitty year and y'all have made it bearable with a lot of much needed laughter.
Thank you all for keeping me from going batshit crazy and teaching me all kinds of new, colorful swear words! :-DBite me, cupcake! -
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!
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Happy New Year to you all!
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Happy New Year my dear peeps
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Now starfish have a whole new meaning; I giggle when I see them now.
Happy new year everyone. I hope 2013 goes well for all of us.

































