Motherhood Comes Naturally (and other vicious lies) is available in stores, and online, NOW. Do you have it yet? Have you told all your friends and family about it?
**Get it, share it, and spread the joy!**
Scary Mommy; A Year in Review Nominations
-
2012 was an incredible year for the website, and our members!
- It was the first full year of the boards
- @ScaryMommy launched her first book
- We saw the birth of Scary Mommy Nation
- We made a ton of new friends, and even more fun memories!
Welcome to the Scary Mommy a year in review thread!This is where YOU, the most awesome Community on the whole internet, get to voice your votes for the content of our Year in Review : 2012Do you have a favorite thread, confession, moment, or photo from ScaryMommy 2012?Post it here!On New Years Eve, we will launch the first official Scary Mommy; Year in Review thread!
-
So far, in the Hall of Fame threads, we've got:^ all threads from 2011, by the way...and a vote for You're a Bad Mom if... from @FatChickonaBike !
-
Totally the Dino in the Butt :P
I vote for the vacuum masturbation thread too =))
http://www.scarymommy.com/message-board/index.php?p=/discussion/20566/confession-257608-masturbating-with-the-vacuum#Item_50More people would learn from their mistakes if they weren't so busy denying them -
It's a tie for the Mashed Potato and Dino Butt threads.
Although this one is very memorable and equally funny....
http://www.scarymommy.com/message-board/index.php?p=/discussion/13672/cruel-and-unusual-punishment/p1I'm as sexy as a burp mid-kiss. Watch out! -
masturbating with a vacuum!!! "in other news, the swifffer has gone into hiding" ooommg i was weakdont mistake my kindness for weakness
-
What was that one we had, people ask after it all the time, Shit I Do to my Husband!I'll find the link for that one, but I'm totally throwing that one in for an honorable mention LOLHere it is:
-
Call me simplistic... but...
The Bitch Board
I'm on my phone so no link... but really... does it require one?
We Are The Music Makers... And We Are The Dreamers Of Dreams... -
Awesome idea! What about the blue waffle thread? That had me busting at the seams....
-
The Anal bleaching one had me in tears! I think that's my all-time favoriteJudgement comes in many forms but never scarce or shy
-
"I believe in being strong when everything seems to be going wrong. I believe that happy girls are the prettiest girls. I believe that tomorrow is another day, and I believe in miracles." ~Audrey Hepburn
-
The anal bleaching one was Def a fav.Nothing left to do but smile, smile, smile.. -Grateful Dead<3
-
MarySunshine said:
It's a tie for the Mashed Potato and Dino Butt threads.
Although this one is very memorable and equally funny....
http://www.scarymommy.com/message-board/index.php?p=/discussion/13672/cruel-and-unusual-punishment/p1
Yeah, that one still bites @FoulMouthedsailor in the ass...I make sure of it. >:)Bite me, cupcake! -
"The" box!!! Bwahahaha >:)
-
I loved cruel and unusual punishment. it was awesome.Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming. What do we do? We swim, swim.
-
Shit I do to my husband was fantastic!dont mistake my kindness for weakness
-
Dinobutt is my all time favourite thread, but isn't it from 2011? Anal bleaching gets my vote if dinobutt doesn't qualify."The truth will set you free. But first, it will piss you off." ~ Gloria Steinem
-
Demanda said:
Dinobutt is my all time favourite thread, but isn't it from 2011? Anal bleaching gets my vote if dinobutt doesn't qualify.
Dino in the Butt is already in the Hall of Fame lol you don't have to vote on it! -
Actually, I think "I'm an Asshole" should be there too. EPIC, and a little lightheartedness was so needed when that was posted.Bite me, cupcake!
-
@bellabefana YES!I'm as sexy as a burp mid-kiss. Watch out!
-
Anal bleaching fo sho!
I was in tears.I shall futterwacken...vigorously* -
What happened to that post about selling your used panties for $$?? I tried to find it to see if it was indeed funny or we just derailed it but couldnt'??
-
(well didn't...because I didn't want to scroll through every post that had the word panties in it :S )
-
Anal bleaching was fucking hilarious! I still love the bitch board too @wickeddunkiejunkie :DStay away from my chocolate and nobody gets hurt!
I think I like who I am becoming... -
I admit... I never read the anal bleaching thread...We Are The Music Makers... And We Are The Dreamers Of Dreams...
-
????? selling your panties for money? i missed that one.
(i vote for anal bleaching, too.)
i'm nekkid. -
Wait, I'm sitting in a training so I can't really check but is the thread about a dirty diaper situation at an airport where TSA had to "check the package" on the bathroom mishaps page ? Cuz I have never laughed harder
-
mommydelirious said:
What happened to that post about selling your used panties for $$?? I tried to find it to see if it was indeed funny or we just derailed it but couldnt'??
@mommydelirious this one?
http://www.scarymommy.com/message-board/index.php?p=/discussion/16646/i-found-another-womans-panties/p1
-
-
FreeToBeMee said:
Wait, I'm sitting in a training so I can't really check but is the thread about a dirty diaper situation at an airport where TSA had to "check the package" on the bathroom mishaps page ? Cuz I have never laughed harder
This one! Wasn't that @MorganD? I apologize if I'm wrong, but OMG, that shit was funny!
Judgement comes in many forms but never scarce or shy -
LOL @katz_meow Yep, that was me!! My son had pooped outside his diaper all over his seat at the airport. It was nasty. When I went to throw it away...well, the poor guy will hope for a bomb next time.
-
hahahaha I thought that was you! That made me laugh my ass off! I can so see that happening to anyone...
Judgement comes in many forms but never scarce or shy -
@katz_meow Yeah, it was pretty great...well, it was great later. The cleaning wasn't all that great.lol
-
I can't decide between Blue Waffle and Anal Bleaching....
(wow - never thought I would say that).
My beach is still Sandy.... -
The turkey bacon thread, if its still aroundYou show the lights that stop me turn to stone, You shine it when I'm alone. And so I tell myself that I'll be strong
And dreaming when they're gone. -
I loved the thread about naming the cat. For the life of me I can't remember what it was called but it basically turned into what crazy names we had name our pets. It was hilarious! Then again, the bathroom disaster thread was pretty hilarious too. As was Shit I do to my husband.
That's it, multiple winners :)
-
@wintermomo208I know EXACTLY what you're talking about. The cat was J'aquevarious or something LOL to offend the snooty neighbors? That WAS a great thread. I think it may have been a Support Confession thread, I'll go look!
-
The cat one gets my vote lmao and then it came up again and i laughed some more.mom of wild children
going to the chapel 7/5/2014 -
Hmm, tough call. I don't know...the anal, panties, bacon & mashed potatoes ones were pretty funny.
Toss up between anal & panties ones! Tie? :D -
I love the If you {insert action here} you're a bad mom thread. I could be a tad bit biased since I started it. But I think it really brought a lot of the community together and seriously allowed us to air our grievances. And it gave us the opportunity to see that we're all bad moms in someone's eyes...but in reality - we are all great moms because we even care.
Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see a shadow. -- Helen Keller
-
I loved the sitting on a bench while your kids play at the park thread. It was so epic it got deleted lol"Allons-y"
-
goodmommy said:
I loved the sitting on a bench while your kids play at the park thread. It was so epic it got deleted lol
LMAO...
It was freezing a few weeks ago & I sat in my car while the kids were in the park... I thought of that t thread that day.We Are The Music Makers... And We Are The Dreamers Of Dreams... -
@wickeddunkiejunkie You are my idol
Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see a shadow. -- Helen Keller -
LesboMom said:
@wickeddunkiejunkie You are my idol
@LesboMom
It was 35 degrees out... who goes to the playground when its that cold? Brrr
I just sat in my van on my phone... on SM lol
We Are The Music Makers... And We Are The Dreamers Of Dreams... -
There was this other thread that I think was pretty epic
It's a review for JINGOS! :P
Just ignore the drunk video at the end.
=))We Are The Music Makers... And We Are The Dreamers Of Dreams... -
If anyone SEES the cat thread, PLEASE post the link! I looked for that thread for hours, and must have overlooked it somewhere!
-
@Sammie is the BOMB and found the cat thread! WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
-
I love the
(Insert ) bad mommy thread!!
the truth has arrived...
Categories
- All Discussions20,955
- Site Events
- ↳ SM Site Events34
- ↳ Calendar of Events2
- ↳ Hall of Fame8
- ↳ Motherhood Comes Naturally (and other vicious lies): Book 219
- ↳ Scary Mommy Day10
- ↳ Confessions: The Book42
- FAQ's
- ↳ Resources2
- General Chat
- ↳ Daily Discussions3,459
- ↳ Support/Prayer/Advice844
- ↳ Support Confessions2,587
- ↳ The Scaries and Best of Confessions88
- ↳ Travel75
- ↳ Home Life900
- ↳ Food and Recipes132
- ↳ Hobbies/Crafts/DIY/Gardening54
- ↳ Health & Beauty162
- ↳ Work/School353
- ↳ General2,435
- Hot Topics/Debates
- ↳ Debate/Hot Topics395
- ↳ Politics & Religion121
- ↳ Abortion/Adoption/Birth Control/IVF32
- ↳ Circumcision5
- ↳ Welfare Reform15
- ↳ Gun Control9
- ↳ Gender/Sexuality/LGBT32
- ↳ Vaccinations8
- ↳ Pediatric Nutrition (The Feeding Wars)17
- ↳ Discipline Techniques18
- ↳ Mompetitions: SAH/WOH/WAH and Parenting Styles7
- ↳ Birthing Options20
- ↳ Health/Hygiene/Smoking/Toking/Drinking29
- ↳ News/Current Events350
- Seasonal/Occasions
- ↳ Birthdays140
- ↳ Valentine's Day18
- ↳ Easter10
- ↳ Mother's/Father's Day39
- ↳ Halloween18
- ↳ Thanksgiving14
- ↳ Winter Holidays215
- ↳ Other Special Events25
- Children
- ↳ All Ages425
- ↳ Babies517
- ↳ Toddlers652
- ↳ School Aged537
- ↳ Teens208
- ↳ Pets217
- Relationships
- ↳ Friends/Family546
- ↳ Romantic1,007
- ↳ Step Relations96
- Just For Fun
- ↳ Games80
- ↳ Book Club62
- ↳ TV/Movies228
- ↳ Music45
- ↳ Social Media113
- ↳ Just for Grins270
- Health
- ↳ Diet/Weight/Fitness149
- ↳ General Health Issues337
- ↳ TTC/Pregnancy/PP639
- ↳ Special Needs127
- Brand Opportunities
- ↳ Pure Matters Wakeup23
- ↳ Jingos! Challenge1
- ↳ LapFit9
- ↳ Ouidad12
- ↳ Pyure Sweetener13
- ↳ InviCible5
- ↳ Bedroom Chemist7
From the Confessional
-
Mental illness runs in my family(a family who doesn't believe in "voodoo" medicine). I think each person could be diagnosed with at least borderline something. I suffer from ocd/anxiety. Im scared to pass anythg to my baby
-
Really really HATE my DF's son. He's 10. I often think of ways to get him away from us. I hate how he is with my dd 7. He's the biggest asshat on the planet. Don't care what his dx is. I hate him.
-
I got fed up with my husband cheating and now I'm cheating on him with ex- who I wish I would have married. He's married too. He is so sexy.
-
I am negotiating a $500 a month allowance from a sugar daddy. I feel no guilt, only excitement. I'll be able to pay tuition and get my kids stuff they need. DF never has to know
Shop Scary Mommy
