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The Daily Snap: Randomator Generator
  • mommydeliriousmommydelirious
    Posts: 3,222Member
    Random Snap. 
    Go.
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  • mommydeliriousmommydelirious
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    This Snowman is Frosty

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  • mommydeliriousmommydelirious
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    A wreath I made for DD's room...

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  • mommydeliriousmommydelirious
    Posts: 3,222Member
    ShotsShotsShotsShotsShots

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  • mommydeliriousmommydelirious
    Posts: 3,222Member
    Lol @unforgiven! SO random!


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  • unforgivenunforgiven
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    "What looks like torture is a time to rejoice
    What sounds like thunder is a comforting voice
    When what is beautiful looks broken and crushed
    And I say I don't know you
    But you say it's finished"
  • mommydeliriousmommydelirious
    Posts: 3,222Member
    Annnnnnnnnnd in another random note...how did my comment end up BEFORE your gif. @unforgiven O_O
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  • unforgivenunforgiven
    Posts: 12,699Confessional Manager
    I had to edit it.. maybe you slipped in at just the right time :)

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    "What looks like torture is a time to rejoice
    What sounds like thunder is a comforting voice
    When what is beautiful looks broken and crushed
    And I say I don't know you
    But you say it's finished"
  • theprincessmommytheprincessmommy
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    DS10 feeding a 5 week old lion for his Birthday in August
  • mommydeliriousmommydelirious
    Posts: 3,222Member
    @unforgiven better than slipping it in at a bad time,right?  :>
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  • SaraMommySaraMommy
    Posts: 862Member
    @theprincessmommy that is sooooo neat!!!!!
  • unforgivenunforgiven
    Posts: 12,699Confessional Manager
    Lol @mommydelirious absolutely!

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    "What looks like torture is a time to rejoice
    What sounds like thunder is a comforting voice
    When what is beautiful looks broken and crushed
    And I say I don't know you
    But you say it's finished"
  • theprincessmommytheprincessmommy
    Posts: 672Member
    SaraMommy said:

    @theprincessmommy that is sooooo neat!!!!!



    Yeah there is this small nature park that does a wildlife experience for a few hundred buck...which i can't afford but my DH mentioned it to his mom and they got it for all of us to go and my Sister inlaw 

    It was an hour with a baby zebra, baby kangeroo, young wolf, baby lion (he got to pick baby lion, toddler lion, or toddler tiger) they also let him feed a baby hedgehog because it was his birthday it was a surprise.
  • CrashCrash
    Posts: 8,173Member
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    This is our Hebrew speaking dog that we're baby sitting. 
    See ya in another life, sister!
  • mommydeliriousmommydelirious
    Posts: 3,222Member
    @curious Hebrew speaking? Like you have to talk to him in Hebrew?? Or? 
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  • CrashCrash
    Posts: 8,173Member
    @Mommydelirious Yeah, apparently she was trained in Hebrew. She looks at us when we talk to her....but with a totally clueless look like...."Huh? What's that you say?" Lmao.
    See ya in another life, sister!
  • missmama5missmama5
    Posts: 3,623Member
    @curious my cousins chihuahua is French. He looks at you like, dafuq you say? If you speak to him in English.
  • missmama5missmama5
    Posts: 3,623Member
    My random.
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    Brogan playing in the snow lol. Big puppy.
  • momofdbbmomofdbb
    Posts: 9,066Member
    Ok maybe not random because she is on my mind but , here is a cheese girl !!!!
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    " Wibbly wobbly timey wimey ......." The Doctor
    " I'm a leafe on the wind..watch how I soar ." Wash :((
    " Oh the wall had it comming.' Sherlock Holmes
    yea I am geek !!
  • FoulMouthedSailorFoulMouthedSailor
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    @unforgiven I see your hot dog face, and raise you a high speed dong
    You show the lights that stop me turn to stone, You shine it when I'm alone. And so I tell myself that I'll be strong
    And dreaming when they're gone.
  • theprincessmommytheprincessmommy
    Posts: 672Member
    PENIS PILLOW

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    I found this the other day when that penis thread was up and for some reason i couldn't get imgur to work so here you go.
  • mamafinmamafin
    Posts: 424Member
    The reason why DS won't go to sleep.

    I know, I know. Epic mommy fail.

    Butt worms made me do it.

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    Finally figured out what's wrong with my brain:
    On the left side there's nothing right & on the right side there's nothing left.
  • FoulMouthedSailorFoulMouthedSailor
    Posts: 1,893Member

    imageBecause no ones dog is as suave as mine
    You show the lights that stop me turn to stone, You shine it when I'm alone. And so I tell myself that I'll be strong
    And dreaming when they're gone.
  • FoulMouthedSailorFoulMouthedSailor
    Posts: 1,893Member
    You show the lights that stop me turn to stone, You shine it when I'm alone. And so I tell myself that I'll be strong
    And dreaming when they're gone.
  • MarySunshineMarySunshine
    Posts: 5,434Member
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    Well, that was random.





    =))
    I'm as sexy as a burp mid-kiss. Watch out!

  • shate98shate98
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    "As you wander through your life, whatever be your goal,
    keep your eye upon the doughnut, not upon the hole."
  • shate98shate98
    Posts: 2,804Member
    ^^^ drying gummies for a shoot
    "As you wander through your life, whatever be your goal,
    keep your eye upon the doughnut, not upon the hole."
  • FoulMouthedSailorFoulMouthedSailor
    Posts: 1,893Member
    @marysunshine Taking things literally are yah? Those generators suck...
    You show the lights that stop me turn to stone, You shine it when I'm alone. And so I tell myself that I'll be strong
    And dreaming when they're gone.
  • MarySunshineMarySunshine
    Posts: 5,434Member
    @foulmouthedsailor Yup. It's been quite the week already and it's only Wednesday, so my brain is mush and I'm finding "obvious" jokes hysterical.
    I'm as sexy as a burp mid-kiss. Watch out!

  • GritsGrits
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    "I believe in being strong when everything seems to be going wrong. I believe that happy girls are the prettiest girls. I believe that tomorrow is another day, and I believe in miracles." ~Audrey Hepburn
  • mommydeliriousmommydelirious
    Posts: 3,222Member
    @marysunshine You want hilarious... I didn't get it at ALL until after your last reply.  #-o

    And I wrote the damn title!
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  • OUCHOUCH
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    One of the Golden Knights a few years ago at an air show.
    "Promote what you love instead of bashing what you hate." - UNK
    "The amazing thing about life is that you choose what you allow into it, you choose how things affect you, you choose how you react. Happiness is a choice. Make it." - UNK
    "Tattoos don't define the person, the person defines the tattoos." - Me
  • MarySunshineMarySunshine
    Posts: 5,434Member
    @mommydelirious LOL I think we're ready for happy hour so start, no?
    I'm as sexy as a burp mid-kiss. Watch out!

  • OUCHOUCH
    Posts: 1,878Member
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    This one is for @FoulMouthedSailor
    "Promote what you love instead of bashing what you hate." - UNK
    "The amazing thing about life is that you choose what you allow into it, you choose how things affect you, you choose how you react. Happiness is a choice. Make it." - UNK
    "Tattoos don't define the person, the person defines the tattoos." - Me
  • mommydeliriousmommydelirious
    Posts: 3,222Member
    MarySunshine said:

    @mommydelirious LOL I think we're ready for happy hour so start, no?



    If only...alas my drink tonight will be cough/flu drink....Neocitron!
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  • FoulMouthedSailorFoulMouthedSailor
    Posts: 1,893Member
    @Marysunshine I found it hilarious, I'm pretty burned out too

    @Ouch Done the Marine and Army one. The Navy one nope... only been on an LHD and we swam off the well deck. Air Force one, Thats all the services, uniforms make panties drop
    You show the lights that stop me turn to stone, You shine it when I'm alone. And so I tell myself that I'll be strong
    And dreaming when they're gone.
  • FoulMouthedSailorFoulMouthedSailor
    Posts: 1,893Member
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    Fuck being on a ship for 6 months
    You show the lights that stop me turn to stone, You shine it when I'm alone. And so I tell myself that I'll be strong
    And dreaming when they're gone.
  • MarySunshineMarySunshine
    Posts: 5,434Member
    @foulmouthedsailor :-)
    I would gladly take your test for you over the nonsense my MIL has stirred up in just three shirt days. That BS glopped on top of the usual holiday crunch to get things done. Yep, burnt out is the best way to describe today.
    I'm as sexy as a burp mid-kiss. Watch out!

  • MarySunshineMarySunshine
    Posts: 5,434Member
    @mommydelirious Yeah...nothing fun for me to drink really. Or at least nothing I feel like drinking.
    I'm as sexy as a burp mid-kiss. Watch out!

  • MarySunshineMarySunshine
    Posts: 5,434Member
    @foulmouthedsailor my sister's 6'2" exbf joined the Navy and went for Sub duty. :O
    Fuck that shit...if I'm going to be cramped at least give me the option of seeing the sun and blue sky daily,
    I'm as sexy as a burp mid-kiss. Watch out!

  • FoulMouthedSailorFoulMouthedSailor
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    @Marysunshine I passed all three finals today, so I don't have to fuck around with that shit till January
    B-) Still have 40 hours to complete for my Masters, and take the FP-C test which is ridiculously stupid hard.

    And my brothers a Machinist Mate First Class on a Ballistic Missile sub, they have more room than a Fast Attack and aren't bad to be. We got to see his boat a few times, they have a lot of room, where a a Fast attack your heads about 8 inches to a foot and half from the ceiling  
    You show the lights that stop me turn to stone, You shine it when I'm alone. And so I tell myself that I'll be strong
    And dreaming when they're gone.
  • AnonUser34
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    Packed DS up today!!
  • tothemoonandbacktothemoonandback
    Posts: 2,126Member
    One of Jameson's favorite toys for his bday, the "Roller Coaster":

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    Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius, and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring. - Marilyn Monroe
  • momofdbbmomofdbb
    Posts: 9,066Member
    @tothemoonandback my DS wants that ! I know him though he wants to put it at the top of the driveway and ride it all the way down the hill ! It's not that steep of a hill but still I don't know about it. Lol
    " Wibbly wobbly timey wimey ......." The Doctor
    " I'm a leafe on the wind..watch how I soar ." Wash :((
    " Oh the wall had it comming.' Sherlock Holmes
    yea I am geek !!
  • mommydeliriousmommydelirious
    Posts: 3,222Member
    Uhhhh if this was the wedding Im gonna need to review the bachlorette party pics asap.

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  • undercoverbanana
    Posts: 7,722Member
    that just looks like the best man's wet dream.
    i'm nekkid.
  • mommydeliriousmommydelirious
    Posts: 3,222Member
    In other random news...

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  • KrabbyKay
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  • KrabbyKay
    Posts: 2,417Member
    WHAT THE EFF??? What I said was, @theprincessmommy wtf are you wearing the in the background of that pic???  I'm...in awe  ^:)^
  • FoulMouthedSailorFoulMouthedSailor
    Posts: 1,893Member
    mommydelirious said:

    Uhhhh if this was the wedding Im gonna need to review the bachlorette party pics asap.


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    :x @-)
    You show the lights that stop me turn to stone, You shine it when I'm alone. And so I tell myself that I'll be strong
    And dreaming when they're gone.
  • FoulMouthedSailorFoulMouthedSailor
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    You show the lights that stop me turn to stone, You shine it when I'm alone. And so I tell myself that I'll be strong
    And dreaming when they're gone.
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