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Dear Secret Santa:
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With just a few short days before we reveal the Secret Santa match-ups, it's time to let us know what you like and a little about yourself.
Do you want a Penguin Salt n' Pepper shaker?Are you allergic to gifts that have been dipped in embalming fluid?Will naked pictures frighten the children and lead to a messy divorce?Are you currently a member of Columbia House or BMG?Share with the group!Dear Secret Santa!Hi! I just wanted to let you know that I have been extremely ______________ this year, and I feel ______________________ about that...I'm so glad you decided to take the time to pick out a gift for lil ole me! I decided to write and let you know a little bit about myself, in order to help you out a little bit :DMy favorite color:My favorite scent:My favorite drink:My favorite store:My favorite hobby:I collect/These are a few of my favorite miscellaneous things :I really enjoy gifts that are:And not to be a party pooper, but I'd really prefer not to get:Thanks so much, Secret Santa!
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Are you allergic to gifts that have been dipped in embalming fluid?
Will naked pictures frighten the children and lead to a messy divorce?
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embalming fluid? Ohhh i know just the place....
And the naked pics....well those are the best kinds to get, no?"There are many things in life that will catch your eye, but only a few will catch your heart.. .pursue those" -
LLB said:
Are you allergic to gifts that have been dipped in embalming fluid?
Will naked pictures frighten the children and lead to a messy divorce?
=)) =)) =)) =))
Hahaha!! ^^^
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My favorite color: Purple...duh! lol
My favorite scent:Light floral or a clean scent
My favorite drink: flavored vodka or coffee with International Delight Southern butter pecan creamer.
My favorite store: Target
My favorite hobby: what's a hobby?? ;)
I collect/These are a few of my favorite miscellaneous things :
Chocolate!! Milk or dark...Not white.
My black lab
I love football, specifically Detroit Lions and the Broncos Peyton Manning
I really enjoy gifts that are:
Gifts that come from the heart
And not to be a party pooper, but I'd really prefer not to get:
Im game for anything except white chocolate or anything vanilla. Yuck!Stay away from my chocolate and nobody gets hurt!
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Dear Secret Santa , I have been naughty and nice this year depending on the day and the person . Heres a bit of info on me.... my color is the rainbow , I am all inclusive , my scent has been since the 60's patchouli oil then and now , my drink of choice is two fold , a Route 44 diet cherry limeade which I purchase between 2 and 4 pm for at half price , Gin and tonic double lime ....see the thread , if some one is buying . My fav store is any place where i can buy local , I collect things Native American. My hobby is cooking , baking cookies. I love Jimmy John's subs , I love my K cups any flavored kind , dark chocolate , snoozie slippers size XL peace signsor java joe ,the grateful dead or marley I would prefer not to get , nothing really comes to mind I am just so very thankful to be able to participate this year. Namaste
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Dear Secret Santa!
Hi! I just wanted to let you know that I have been extremely good this year, and I feel accomplished about that...
I'm so glad you decided to take the time to pick out a gift for lil ole me! I decided to write and let you know a little bit about myself, in order to help you out a little bit
My favorite color: turquoise
My favorite scent: sweet pea
My favorite drink: coffee
My favorite store: hobby lobby
My favorite hobby: crafting
I collect/These are a few of my favorite miscellaneous things :
Minnie Mouse
I really enjoy gifts that are: heartfelt
And not to be a party pooper, but I'd really prefer not to get:
any gift is a good gift!
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Dear Secret Santa!Hi! I just wanted to let you know that I have been extremely __naughty__ this year, and I feel ____pretty good____ about that...I'm so glad you decided to take the time to pick out a gift for lil ole me! I decided to write and let you know a little bit about myself, in order to help you out a little bitMy favorite color: Purple. Any and every shade.My favorite scent: Clean scents and light florals.My favorite drink: Coffee!! And Diet Pepsi.My favorite store: Barnes and NobleMy favorite hobby: ReadingI collect/These are a few of my favorite miscellaneous things : Caffeine, scary movies, and candlesI really enjoy gifts that are: Thoughtful and/or homemadeAnd not to be a party pooper, but I'd really prefer not to get: Anything vanilla. Just turns me right off.Thanks so much, Secret Santa!"I believe in being strong when everything seems to be going wrong. I believe that happy girls are the prettiest girls. I believe that tomorrow is another day, and I believe in miracles." ~Audrey Hepburn
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Dear Secret Santa!
Hi! I just wanted to let you know that I have been extremely good this year, and I feel OK about that...
I'm so glad you decided to take the time to pick out a gift for lil ole me! I decided to write and let you know a little bit about myself, in order to help you out a little bit
My favorite color: purple, first and foremost, then black, blue, green, brown...
My favorite scent: Aqualina Pink Sugar, Pink: Fresh & Clean
My favorite drink: Diet Dr. Pepper, Guinness
My favorite store: JoAnns, Barnes & Noble, Lane Bryant or Torrid...and Sephora. LOL
My favorite hobby: crafting or reading
I collect/These are a few of my favorite miscellaneous things : I don't collect much of anything anymore...kids. Misc. things I like- Funky yarn, glitter, make up,
I really enjoy gifts that are: are home/hand made...I love to make gifts for people, so I appreciate the time and love that go into hand made gifts
And not to be a party pooper, but I'd really prefer not to get: Anything pine/mistletoe/evergreen scented. Makes my sinuses rebel. Nothing seafood related, I'm allergic to that shit, too. And nothing country chic...if that makes sense.
Thanks so much, Secret Santa!
If you need more ideas you can always make a throw away account and hit me up! :-DI'm as sexy as a burp mid-kiss. Watch out! -
Dear Secret Santa!Hi! I just wanted to let you know that I have been extremely __boring____________ this year, and I feel _____kind of emo_________________ about that...I'm so glad you decided to take the time to pick out a gift for lil ole me! I decided to write and let you know a little bit about myself, in order to help you out a little bitMy favorite color: Pink, red, glitter. (yes, it's a colour)My favorite scent: CoconutMy favorite drink:Wine but I doubt you can send that in the mail.My favorite store: local ones that you've no doubt never heard of.My favorite hobby: What's a hobby? Sleeping.I collect/These are a few of my favorite miscellaneous things : I collect plaid Christmas decorations, magnets, scarves, and books.I really enjoy gifts that are: Diamonds. Oops, I mean thoughtful.And not to be a party pooper, but I'd really prefer not to get: Gift cards. Also - I hate coffee, white chocolate and anything flowery scented.Thanks so much, Secret Santa!"The truth will set you free. But first, it will piss you off." ~ Gloria Steinem
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Dear Secret Santa;I have been industrious this year and I feel great about that!I'm so glad you decided to take the time to pick out a gift for lil ole me! I decided to write and let you know a little bit about myself, in order to help you out a little bit.My favourite colours: fuscia and turquoise
My favourite scent: I'm allergic to florals, so anything vanilla, cinnamon, brown sugary :D
My favourite drink: COFFEE, COFFEE, COFFEE
My favourite store: Macy's, Chapters (Canadian version of Barnes and Nobles :D) and Amazon (does that count?)
My favourite hobby: I don't have much time for hobbies these days, but in my very rare down time I enjoy playing video games and reading.
I collect/these are a few of my favourite miscellaneous things: I collect records and will be putting up my first Christmas tree this year and am hoping to start an ornament collection (raised Jewish but always celebrated Christmas with my mom's family and then my husband's)
I really enjoy gifts that are: from the heart
And not to be a party pooper, but I'd really prefer not to get: anything religious or kitschy things, and super breakable things are a no go (not because of my 2 year old, but because of me, lol)
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I'm as sexy as a burp mid-kiss. Watch out!
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@MarySunshine I need my superfluous u's! It just doesn't look right without them :D
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Dear Secret Santa!Hi! I just wanted to let you know that I have been extremely naughty ;) this year, and I feel mostly ok but slightly guilty about that...I'm so glad you decided to take the time to pick out a gift for lil ole me! I decided to write and let you know a little bit about myself, in order to help you out a little bit :DMy favorite color: PurpleMy favorite scent: VanillaMy favorite drink: White Hot ChocolateMy favorite store: Anywhere that sells movies, games, books etcMy favorite hobby: Well fuck... ummm... Maybe video games, or reading, or watching movies... Is SM an official hobby yet?!I collect/These are a few of my favorite miscellaneous things : Elephants are awesome, and Skyrim (video game), photos, family, chocolate, ummm... earrings? dainty girly ones lol This is hard!I really enjoy gifts that are: personalAnd not to be a party pooper, but I'd really prefer not to get: anything flower scented (lavendar, rose etc)Thanks so much, Secret Santa!More people would learn from their mistakes if they weren't so busy denying them
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Dear Secret Santa;I have been amazing this year, all 4 kids are still alive (and the dog too!), and that makes me feel like maybe I'm not as much as a failure at being a mom as I thought I would be... other than the drinking... and a good amount... and swearing... but that's another thread. I was still good (especially if you ask my husband...I'm
so glad you decided to take the time to pick out a gift for lil ole me!
I decided to write and let you know a little bit about myself, in order
to help you out a little bit.My favorite colors: Pink, any shade; Bubble gum, to fushia)
My favourite scent: I don't like sweet smells, tend to be into the clean linen, fresh waters type scents.
My favorite drink: I like Monsters, Rock Stars, Red Bulls, Coffee, Wine, Beer, and a new found love of Vodka
My favorite store: Target. Love the retro mid century style.
My
favorite hobby: My hobbies are playing with the 4 month old puppy, drinking (bad, but as I said another thread, and it in no way impedes on me being good. It is simply a mood and child-dealing-with-enhancer), and cooking.
I
collect/these are a few of my favorite miscellaneous things: I like flamingos, I once lived in a trailer park and was dubbed "Trailer Park Martha Stewart", I like Tiki items and Buddhas and super kitschy stuff.
I really enjoy gifts that are: manufactured or made just for me.
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not to be a party pooper, but I'd really prefer not to get: I'm down for anything... I'm easy!!!!
Thanks so much Secret Santa!
"Please don't talk mom... It makes my brain work..." -
I totally "copied" @canadianmama 's post (literally copied and pasted) and now my words are funky (for the US). I was trying to figure out what was going on because I knew @Love was in the US of A. I might need to edit it.
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Dear Secret Santa,
I have been extremely productive this year, and I feel really proud of that.
I'm so glad you decided to take the time to pick out a gift for lil ole me. I decided to write a little about myself to help you out a bit.
Favorite color: deep purple, deep pink, black.
Favorite scent: I lean heavily toward fresh scents, light florals, and homey scents like apple pie.
Favorite drink: Starbucks, coffee, yuengling, sleepy time teach.
Favorite store: I try to stick with local shops, but I love barnes & noble. And old navy.
Favorite hobby: reading, shopping, cooking, baking.
I collect/favorite things: I love candles, and candle holders, I have a TON. I also love dark chocolate, and I have a collection of little christmas houses.
I really enjoy gifts that are thoughtful. (Dh always gets me what he thinks I want, instead of actually paying attention when I say something like "I'd love to have that" smdh)
And not to be a party pooper, but I'd really prefer not to get garbage chocolate, kitschy knick knacks, and vanila or cookie scented stuff. Yuk!
Thank you so much Secret Santa!! :-)
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Dear Secret Santa!Hi! I just wanted to let you know that I have been extremely stressed out this year, and I feel a bit guilty about that...I'm so glad you decided to take the time to pick out a gift for lil ole me! I decided to write and let you know a little bit about myself, in order to help you out a little bitMy favorite color: BlueMy favorite scent: Strawberry or Cinnamon apple if we are talking candlesMy favorite drink: PepsiMy favorite store: Barnes And NobleMy favorite hobby: reading, watching tvI collect/These are a few of my favorite miscellaneous things : Dolphin statues, Angel Statues, and booksI really enjoy gifts that are: thoughtful/and or handmadeAnd not to be a party pooper, but I'd really prefer not to get: I'm honestly not picky. Can't think of anything, just not sunglasses or anything, because I can't use them, I have glasses.
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Dear Secret Santa!Hi! I just wanted to let you know that I have been extremely _TIRED and good of course__ this year, and I feel ____eh.._____ about that...I'm so glad you decided to take the time to pick out a gift for lil ole me! I decided to write and let you know a little bit about myself, in order to help you out a little bitMy favorite color: Red, purpleMy favorite scent: anything woodsy.. vanilla, sandlewood, pineMy favorite drink: Coffee!!My favorite store: Victoria's Secret (for their smell good lotions!)My favorite hobby: CookingI collect/These are a few of my favorite miscellaneous things : I collect cookbooks. I don't follow recipes but I adore reading through them. I am in love with anything elephant or owl related. My birthstone is amethyst..wink wink. lol.I really enjoy gifts that are: Things I wouldn't think to get for myself. I really get nothing for me though so that would be anything!!And not to be a party pooper, but I'd really prefer not to get: alcohol or anything alcohol related, I retired from that part of my life years ago :)Thanks so much, Secret SantaImperfection is beauty, madness is genius, and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring. - Marilyn Monroe
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Dear Secret Santa!
Hi! I just wanted to let you know that I have been extremely odd this year, and I feel odd about that... Plan on making next year better.
I'm so glad you decided to take the time to pick out a gift for lil ole me! I decided to write and let you know a little bit about myself, in order to help you out a little bit
My favorite color:Green , blue, red, black and pink (a litle pink )
My favorite scent: I really don't have one , apple or light floral ?
My favorite drink: Mountain Dew I rarely drink
My favorite store: thinkgeek.com , Michales
My favorite hobby: flower arranging
I collect/These are a few of my favorite miscellaneous things :
Angels ( not the weeping kind ! Ahhhhh) anything Dr Who related !
I really enjoy gifts that are:
Well I'm not picky any gift that show thought. I don't care if it's a postcard with a smiley face on it just that you thought of me.
And not to be a party pooper, but I'd really prefer not to get: food. I am not a big fan of food in the mail. I don't need to gain anymore weight !!!
Thanks so much, Secret Santa!" Wibbly wobbly timey wimey ......." The Doctor
" I'm a leafe on the wind..watch how I soar ." Wash :((
" Oh the wall had it comming.' Sherlock Holmes
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Ohk here goes.
Dear Secret Santa,
I have been extemely blessed this past year and I feel very lucky for that.
I am so glad you have decided to pick out a gift for lil ol me soI decided to write and let you know a little about myself, in order to help you out a bit.
My favorite color is shades of blue and green. Colors of the ocean.
My favorite scent is lavender.
My favorite drink is ice water with lemon
My favorite store is Barnes and Noble of course!
My favorite hobby is reading and writing
I collect rocks, stones, crystals and dragons. I love the moon and the outdoors in general. I love fairies
I really enjoy gifts that are small. When I look back on items I have received that have meant a lot to me - they are all tiny. A million year old fossil from my husband, a Native American arrowhead from my dad and mom, rocks and beads and baubles from my children, a tiny fairy figurine from my friend. I make hemp jewelry and so i LOVE homemade items...they mean so much no matter how small or at what level of skill.
I would prefer not to get anything porno-y. NOT saying anything about my fellow Scary Mommies, its just that I am NEVER alone, whether I have a kid around or family or someone. Anyway I dont want someone to grab this gift by mistake and rip it open on christmas and find a vibrating cock ring. Know what I mean? Can you say traumatic? ;)
OH, and
Cake, cookie or vanilla-y scented stuff makes me sneeze and snot everywhere...not a good idea.
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I'm as sexy as a burp mid-kiss. Watch out!
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" Wibbly wobbly timey wimey ......." The Doctor
" I'm a leafe on the wind..watch how I soar ." Wash :((
" Oh the wall had it comming.' Sherlock Holmes
yea I am geek !! -
@momofdbb
Oh heeeeeeeeell no! They now rank up their with my fear of zombies! Bastards stole my Ponds.I'm as sexy as a burp mid-kiss. Watch out! -
=)) I loved this !!!
" Wibbly wobbly timey wimey ......." The Doctor
" I'm a leafe on the wind..watch how I soar ." Wash :((
" Oh the wall had it comming.' Sherlock Holmes
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Dear Secret Santa!I'm so glad you decided to take the time to pick out a gift for lil ole me! I decided to write and let you know a little bit about myself, in order to help you out a little bitMy favorite color: black and blood redMy favorite scent: ck1, rosesMy favorite drink: midori sour/sweet tMy favorite store: Hot Topic or MichaelsMy favorite hobby: paintingI collect/These are a few of my favorite miscellaneous things : Twilight Saga stuff, The Crow, skullsI really enjoy gifts that are: unique, dark, have a story or reason behind itAnd not to be a party pooper, but I'd really prefer not to get: anything pink or glitteryThanks so much, Secret Santa!
"What looks like torture is a time to rejoice
What sounds like thunder is a comforting voice
When what is beautiful looks broken and crushed
And I say I don't know you
But you say it's finished" -
I'm going to glitter bomb the hell out of you. You better hope I don't get your name LMFAO
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Color: black, red
Scent: amber
Drink: sweet tea
Store: Barnes and Noble
Hobby: reading
I collect: nutcrackers, sake sets, oriental tea sets, pitbulls and children
Misc fav things: almond roca, fuzzy slippers, old fashion advertisement coffee mugs
I really enjoy gifts that reflect twisted senses of humor.
Not to be a party pooper, but id really prefer not to get anything glittery, girly, pink and flowery......blech
Thanks so much secret santa.....
*KNUCKLEFUCKINBUMP*
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@love I can't help it! I've never been a pink or glitter girl! I'm sorryyyyyyy! Please don't glitter bomb me! :o3
"What looks like torture is a time to rejoice
What sounds like thunder is a comforting voice
When what is beautiful looks broken and crushed
And I say I don't know you
But you say it's finished" -
Ooh I want @unforgiven or @schweddyballs just so I can send you the most glittery pink girly things I can find! :-p
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Dear Secret Santa!Hi!
I just wanted to let you know that I have been extremely nice and some naughty
this year, and I feel pretty good about that...I'm
so glad you decided to take the time to pick out a gift for lil ole me!
I decided to write and let you know a little bit about myself, in order
to help you out a little bitMy favorite color: pinkMy favorite scent: curveMy favorite drink: mt. dew (so unhealthy ) lolMy favorite store: aeropostaleMy favorite hobby: helping othersI collect/These are a few of my favorite miscellaneous things : i cont really collect anything i love the saying live laugh loveI really enjoy gifts that are: inexpensive but nice... i love going out to eat or getting my hair done or clothesAnd not to be a party pooper, but I'd really prefer not to get: socks and underwear lmaoThanks so much, Secret Santa! -
Dear Secret Santa!
Hi! I just wanted to let you know that I have been extremely heartbroken this year, and I feel shitty about that...
I'm so glad you decided to take the time to pick out a gift for lil ole me! I decided to write and let you know a little bit about myself, in order to help you out a little bit
My favorite color: purple
My favorite scent: cherry
My favorite drink: Triple Filtered Vodka.... Or sweet tea lol
My favorite store: Walmart cuz I'm lame
My favorite hobby: Reading
I collect/These are a few of my favorite miscellaneous things : Angels and seashells
I really enjoy gifts that are: Able to get me drunk.. that's ok right : ) or anything heartfelt
And not to be a party pooper, but I'd really prefer not to get: I got nothing for this lol
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Dear Secret Santa!
Hi! I just wanted to let you know that I have been extremely pregnant and moody this year, and I feel happy about the pregnant part but guilty about the moody part...
I'm so glad you decided to take the time to pick out a gift for lil ole me! I decided to write and let you know a little bit about myself, in order to help you out a little bit
My favorite color: purple and black
My favorite scent: apple cinnamon if we're talking candles and such. Fruity scents for perfumes, lotion or body spray type things.
My favorite drink: Coffee! Blueberry is my favorite but I usually just drink regular. I love my keurig!
My favorite store: hmm... I like second hand stores better than any regular retail stores. Feel free to send something that is gently used as long as its not like a pair of used thongs or something like that. Lol
My favorite hobby: who has time for hobbies? But I do enjoy doing crafty things with my kids.
I collect/These are a few of my favorite miscellaneous things : nothing in particular. I like cute holiday decorations. Not knick knacky type things that collect dust though more in the realm of pretties for the Christmas tree or cute wall decor.
I really enjoy gifts that are: practical but fun. Hand/homemade gifts from the heart are always great! Cash is always good too ( I kid, I kid but if you wanna send me a few Benjamin's I wouldn't decline them ;-))
And not to be a party pooper, but I'd really prefer not to get: cheap chocolates, pine scented stuff, knick knacks that i'll have to dust or anything sexual.
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***Not that it is an extremely huge deal, because I think this thread is super fun, regardless, and we welcome ALL participation... but I would like to take the time to point out to anyone who may not be clear,this thread is not a "sign up" thread for our Secret Santa event.It's just a fun gift idea thread for those who are participating in our Secret Santa, and a getting-to-know-you thread for those who aren't participating, but want to play with us here anyway!If you want to sign up for Secret Santa, please see this thread for more information :***
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Dear Secret Santa! Hi! I just wanted to let you know that I have been extremely _______annoying _______ this year, and I feel ________________regretful______ about that...
I'm so glad you decided to take the time to pick out a gift for lil ole me! I decided to write and let you know a little bit about myself, in order to help you out a little bit
My favorite color: black brown green
My favorite scent: lucky you
My favorite drink: Pepsi or a milkyway mocha
My favorite store: Maurice's and Walmart
My favorite hobby: reading
I collect/These are a few of my favorite miscellaneous things : Browning Buck and doe emblems Debbie macomber books pink mossy oak stuff
I really enjoy gifts that are: fun and laid back
And not to be a party pooper, but I'd really prefer not to get: food or religious stuff...
Thanks so much, Secret Santa!mom of wild children
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Dear Secret Santa!
Hi! I just wanted to let you know that I have been extremely meh this year, and I feel even more meh about that...
I'm so glad you decided to take the time to pick out a gift for lil ole me! I decided to write and let you know a little bit about myself, in order to help you out a little bit
My favorite color: Black, Red, Bold
My favorite scent: Spicy
My favorite drink: coffee and vodka, with a side of rockstar
My favorite store: amazon and bookstores of all kinds
My favorite hobby: reading
I would love any of the following: drink holders (mugs, glasses,), socks, slippers (I know it's lame but I haven't got any and my toes are always cold!), sweaters, scarves (I'm in Canada, ok, we're cold), mittens/gloves (what am I....2? Seriously), cute adult hair stuff (growing my hair out...I'm always borrowing my girls' clips and ponytails), chunky cheap jewelry (I'd die for a clunky or noisy bracelet), kitchen gadgets (vinyl spatulas in neato colors? I'd think of you every time I cook!)
And not to be a party pooper, but I'd really prefer not to get: x-rated stuff. :P I know that might break someone's heart...lol. I'm not very girly either, pink and glitter are out. If you glitter bomb me...I WILL get you! :)
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I almost wasn't going to sign up....things are a little tight. But. but but it's SCARY MOMMY!!! So I just have to :) And I signed up so I could go international if needed :D My creative brain is working already ;) Time to haul out my crafty stuff :DDear Secret Santa!Hi! I just wanted to let you know that I have been extremely silly, flirtatious, naughty AND nice this year, and I feel pretty awesome about that...I'm so glad you decided to take the time to pick out a gift for lil ole me! I decided to write and let you know a little bit about myself, in order to help you out a little bitMy favorite color: Hot Pink, purple, turquoise, silver, gold and GLITTER!!!My favorite scent: Food based scentsMy favorite drink: Herbal tea (non-caffeine)My favorite store: Sephora, AmazonMy favorite hobby: Reading, quilting, blogging, watching TV/movies at home, photography, musicI collect/These are a few of my favorite miscellaneous things : anything Gone with the Wind, HouseMD, Buffy, Big Bang Theory, Tokidoki, nailpolish, animals (domestic/wild), musicals, books (have a Nook), hockey, candles, ornaments from different locations (maybe one from where you live!)I really enjoy gifts that are: creative, handmade, come from the heart--more important than any $$ amount! Something that reflects your personality as well!And not to be a party pooper, but I'd really prefer not to get: coffee, anything w/ artificial sweeteners (splenda, etc), heavy perfume scentThanks so much, Secret Santa!
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Dear Secret Santa!
Hi! I just wanted to let you know that I have been extremely ________good and bad______ this year, and I feel ____________ok__________ about that...
I'm so glad you decided to take the time to pick out a gift for lil ole me! I decided to write and let you know a little bit about myself, in order to help you out a little bit
My favorite color: purple and hunter green
My favorite scent:vanilla or lavender vanilla
My favorite drink: wild cherry pepsi
My favorite store: don't really have one.
My favorite hobby:sleep lol
I collect/These are a few of my favorite miscellaneous things : I guess you could say I collect blankets. soft fuzzy blankets. used to collect decorative ceramic masks
I really enjoy gifts that are: personal or soft and fuzzy lol
And not to be a party pooper, but I'd really prefer not to get: rose scented things. yuck!
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Dear Secret Santa!
Hi! I just wanted to let you know that I have been extremely awesome and productive this year, and I feel pretty damn fantastic about that...
I'm so glad you decided to take the time to pick out a gift for lil ole me! I decided to write and let you know a little bit about myself, in order to help you out a little bit
My favorite color:black and silver, red and black, turquoise
My favorite scent:Jasmine anything, or if you're feeling super splurgey, Amber Romance from VS is divine, and so is the VS Dream Angels 'Heavenly'
My favorite drink:Sweet tea, coffee, Jager
My favorite store:We don't have much in the way of chain stores here, I shop online a lot, but our local stores are mom and pop joints.
My favorite hobby:I paint. I write. I read. and I talk to you all for about 27.6 hours a day :D
I collect/These are a few of my favorite miscellaneous things :I like clunky costume jewelry (black, silver, turquoise)... Seriously, the clunkier, the better!I LOVE handmade stuff, pottery, scarves, bonnets/caps etc..I'm a huge fan of coffee LOL and books (the trashier, the better!)I like artsy/crafty things that hang on the wall too!I'm weird, I guess, the only thing I collect is fat on my butt LOL and knives. I like knives. Pocket knives, boot knives, those cheap-ass little flea market knives.
I really enjoy gifts that are:Thoughtful.I don't like for people to get things because they felt like they HAD to, but because they actually WANTED to, and thought I'd like it!I especially like quirky stuff, like off-beat, maybe nabbed it at the thrift store or craft stall or handmade that just screams "Love would LOVE this little widget!" LOL(We grew up really, really dirt-floor poor, and things that seem expensive make me kind of uncomfortable.)
And not to be a party pooper, but I'd really prefer not to get:
I'm drawing a total blank here... I guess maybe food items? I'd prefer something that I can look at down the road, and smile, and think of who got me it, you know?
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Judgement comes in many forms but never scarce or shy
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Dear Secret Santa!I'm so glad you decided to take the time to pick out a gift for lil ole me! I decided to write and let you know a little bit about myself, in order to help you out a little bitMy favorite color: pink!My favorite scent: flowery things, lavender, sweet things.My favorite drink: White chocolate hot chocolate!My favorite store: I love markets.My favorite hobby: i like crafting with my boy and days out :)I collect/These are a few of my favorite miscellaneous things : I like baking and umm nice things! I dunno!I really enjoy gifts that are: tasty ;) or funny or beautiful.And not to be a party pooper, but I'd really prefer not to get: cherry flavoured things, or anything boozy! Oh, and I got the most GORGEOUS apron from Jill last year, so I dont need another one cause its brilliant :)Thanks so much, Secret Santa!"Be who you are and say what you feel. Because those who matter don't mind and those who mind don't matter." - Dr. Seuss
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Dear Secret Santa!Hi! I just wanted to let you know that I have been extremely ______angelic________ this year, and I feel __________devious____________ about that...I'm so glad you decided to take the time to pick out a gift for lil ole me! I decided to write and let you know a little bit about myself, in order to help you out a little bitMy favorite color: Purple and BlackMy favorite scent: lavender, cucumberMy favorite drink: Coffee... Coffee... did I mention coffee? I also like liquor, as well as Coffee, and Dr. Pepper, occasionally Mt. Dew... but that's not a main favorite... and Coffee :DMy favorite store: I have to say the dollar store. Next to that would be Walmart. I never really have been one of those oogly types that like to go to the mall and such.My favorite hobby: Sleeping and spending time right on my couch, with Scary Mommy on my comp :DI collect/These are a few of my favorite miscellaneous things : Dragons, Shot glasses (I have one of each state now, as well as some abroad!) I love to read, write, daydreamingI really enjoy gifts that are: practical. Things that I will use in everyday lifeAnd not to be a party pooper, but I'd really prefer not to get: bath stuff, Irish Creme flavoring makes me gag, religious things, glittery things... and anything that may be perceived by my kids as "theirs" LOLThanks so much, Secret Santa!
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Dear Secret Santa,
I have been extremely productive this year, and I feel really proud of that.
I'm so glad you decided to take the time to pick out a gift for lil ole me. I decided to write a little about myself to help you out a bit.
Favorite color: deep red, midnight blue, purple
Favorite scent: I LOVE vanilla, lilac, orange, pomegrenade, lavender
Favorite drink: Tim Horton coffee, coke (so I can pour some rhum in it :P) Tia Maria
Favorite store: Indigo, Renault Bray (Québec's barnes and Nobles) Retmans. Little local artisanal shop.
Favorite hobby: Reading, reading and reading. If not take a walk ALONE to enjoy the fresh air
I collect/favorite things: Enscence. And holder. Candles and quirky candle holder. And I collect keychain.
I love anything crafted. I am really not picky. Just to get something will get me excited like a lil girl.
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Dear Secret Santa!
Hi! I just wanted to let you know that I have been extremely good and bad this year, and I feel ok about that...
I'm so glad you decided to take the time to pick out a gift for lil ole me! I decided to write and let you know a little bit about myself, in order to help you out a little bit
My favorite color: aqua (because blue is too mainstream) idk what that even means but whatever
My favorite scent:anything soft smelling if they made a tide or downy body spray I would use the shit out of it
My favorite drink: so many drinks so little time!
My favorite store: I like hobby lobby and michaels
My favorite hobby: I like crafty stuff Pinterest is my BFF I love photography it is my passion yet I don't share my pics with everyone (don't want to look like just another fauxyographer)
I collect/These are a few of my favorite miscellaneous things : I don't really collect anything I love stuff with meaningful sayings does that count?
I really enjoy gifts that are: personal or alcoholic lol
And not to be a party pooper, but I'd really prefer not to get: super strong smelly stuff but other than that I'm pretty easy going!
Thanks so much, Secret Santa!
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Dear Secret Santa!Hi! I just wanted to let you know that I have been extremely Patient this year, and I feel Triumphant about that...I'm so glad you decided to take the time to pick out a gift for lil ole me! I decided to write and let you know a little bit about myself, in order to help you out a little bitMy favorite color: Green and BlueMy favorite scent: Lavender and VanillaMy favorite drink: Coffee, Rootbeer, and thinks with a little alcohol ;)My favorite store: MichaelsMy favorite hobby: Reading, and cookingI collect/These are a few of my favorite miscellaneous things : I collect turtles and photo printsI really enjoy gifts that are: Thoughtful and reflect who I amAnd not to be a party pooper, but I'd really prefer not to get: Things with heavy scents and please no lotions or soaps because I have terrible skin allergies and you never know what will make me reactThanks so much, Secret Santa!
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My favorite color: black and royal blue
My favorite scent: tropical anything
My favorite drink: coffee
My favorite store:starbucks
My favorite hobby: reading
I collect/These are a few of my favorite miscellaneous things : snowglobes, books.
I really enjoy gifts that are: lotions, coffee, books, anything.
And not to be a party pooper, but I'd really prefer not to get: bacon (yes it's happened). Lol
Thanks so much, Secret Santa!
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Dear Secret Santa!Hi! I just wanted to let you know that I have been extremely ___good (at least I think I have)____ this year, and I feel ___happy___ about that...I'm so glad you decided to take the time to pick out a gift for lil ole me! I decided to write and let you know a little bit about myself, in order to help you out a little bitMy favorite color: black, red, purple, blueMy favorite scent: Would have to be between sweet pea and something sweet (imagine grandmas house during holiday baking)My favorite drink: Cocoa! I'm addicted to cocoa!My favorite store: Hobby LobbyMy favorite hobby: I can't pick just one :( Drawing, crafting with random things (duct tape, paint, felt, etc.), painting, crocheting, etc.I collect/These are a few of my favorite miscellaneous things :I love anything that has to do with Tinkerbell, Tim Burton, Jim Henson (think Labyrinth ;) ), Halloween and other holiday items, anime, and classic Disney.I really enjoy gifts that are:I enjoy handcrafted gifts just a bit more than store bought gifts because in my opinion there is more effort put into making something rather than just buying it, but adore baked goods since it is winter time right now ;)And not to be a party pooper, but I'd really prefer not to get:Anything PINK! I am slowly getting over my aversion to pink, but I'm still not a big fan of it. My mom used to have me dress in pink all the time and now that I have a choice I try to avoid it for the most part (I do still wear it for breast cancer awareness, but that's about it).Thanks so much, Secret Santa!
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Dear Secret Santa!
Hi! I just wanted to let you know that I have been extremely slacking this year, and I feel lazy about that...
I'm so glad you decided to take the time to pick out a gift for lil ole me! I decided to write and let you know a little bit about myself, in order to help you out a little bit
My favorite colour: deep purple
My favorite scent: hazelnut, coconut, or chocolate
My favorite drink: coke
My favorite store: Walmart whore right here!
My favorite hobby: I love to craft! Glitters and paints and glue oh my!
I collect/These are a few of my favorite miscellaneous things : I don't collect much but I have an absurd amount of photographs of my family.
I really enjoy gifts that are: I love something home made. Even if it's a collection of store bought things. For example a bath set that someone took the time to put together rather than just buy pre made. however if you're not crafty that's ok too! My aunt sent me a small package of little things like pretty fridge magnets, a candle and candle holder, etc and I LOVED it. It was like a bunch of presents all jammed into one! She got them at the dollar store so it would have made our price limit :D
And not to be a party pooper, but I'd really prefer not to get, hmmm I guess I wouldn't want nic nacs, like angels or little Santa houses and shit like that.
Thanks so much, Secret Santa!
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If you're on your phone do NOT quote @love! I quoted @ashdawn684 and it worked nicely.And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. ~Nietzsche
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Dear Secret Santa!Hi! I just wanted to let you know that I have been extremely _____good, I guess_________ this year, and I feel ____solid__________________ about that...I'm so glad you decided to take the time to pick out a gift for lil ole me! I decided to write and let you know a little bit about myself, in order to help you out a little bitMy favorite color: purpleMy favorite scent: flowers of any kindMy favorite drink: Diet Coke or margaritasMy favorite store: Macys probablyMy favorite hobby: keeping up with my kids and farmI collect/These are a few of my favorite miscellaneous things : magnets for my desk at school from places I've been or have friends visit.I really enjoy gifts that are: edible!And not to be a party pooper, but I'd really prefer not to get: Im good with whateverThanks so much, Secret Santa!
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