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The Daily Snap: Shits and Giggles

mommydelirious November 2012
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Just for Shits and Giggles.
I miss the funny pics threads...every now and then one pops up but Im bored and thought Id start yet another. Its a bit of a slow day on SM so why don't we at least have some laughs!

Show us your funny, stupid, weird, wtf...whatever.
mommydelirious November 2012
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Hide yo kids, hide yo wives....
mommydelirious November 2012
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gramalibby November 2012
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How do I upload?
mommydelirious November 2012
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@gramalibby if you find a pic you want to upload, you can right click on it and choose "Copy Image URL" and then her in SM you choose the lil Picture...second Icon in on the line under Bold Italic Underline etc in the scary mommy box. Then you clear out whats in there and right click and PASTE the image url in there.
If you're on a phone Im not sure!
PDXcoco November 2012
Posts: 530Member

The Samuel Jackson cracked me up!
mommydelirious November 2012
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TOTALLY believable!
gramalibby November 2012
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Thanks
mommydelirious November 2012
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kittykisses80 November 2012
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This picture i took off of an actual budget rental few years ago. It struck me as funny.lol
LiquidPeppermint November 2012
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LiquidPeppermint November 2012
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And last, but not least, my husband at Christmas 2 years ago, on a dare from my father:
BradsCrazyMom November 2012
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AnonUser34 November 2012
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AnonUser34 November 2012
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AnonUser34 November 2012
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AnonUser34 November 2012
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AnonUser34 November 2012
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momofdbb November 2012
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" Wibbly wobbly timey wimey ......." The Doctor
" I'm a leafe on the wind..watch how I soar ." Wash :((
" Oh the wall had it comming.' Sherlock Holmes
yea I am geek !!
mommydelirious November 2012
Posts: 3,202Member

@katotonic whispering is one thing...its when I'm yelling in my panties that it becomes more of a problem.
tothemoonandback November 2012
Posts: 2,124Member

Sorry @irishlass... but this did crack me up!

Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius, and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring. - Marilyn Monroe
WickedDunkieJunkie November 2012
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tothemoonandback said:

Sorry @irishlass... but this did crack me up!

The Irish girl one... it took me a second... because I didn't see the other girl in the sand.
Duh!
And my maiden name is Murphy.

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AnonUser34 November 2012
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AnonUser34 November 2012
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Rahsgirl November 2012
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Oh my gosh these just made my day!!! Thank you ladies!
irishlass November 2012
Posts: 6,757Member

LOL my skin is actually like that...

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Love November 2012
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Love November 2012
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https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10151169353247825
Love November 2012
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I can't get that one to embed, but watch it!
Hairbowsandtraincars November 2012
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Mommy of three littles 3 and under. I need a nap. :)
tothemoonandback November 2012
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Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius, and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring. - Marilyn Monroe
tothemoonandback November 2012
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LOL sorry that might have been better as an Xrated somethingorother..

Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius, and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring. - Marilyn Monroe
tothemoonandback November 2012
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Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius, and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring. - Marilyn Monroe
mommydelirious November 2012
Posts: 3,202Member

Its a long one! But I was loling...
mommydelirious November 2012
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If anyone gets through that without hating me for the longest post ever than thank you!
momofdbb November 2012
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I read most of it ! Lol. I literally can not read those without laughing so hard I end up coughing and snorting ! It's not pretty. =))

" Wibbly wobbly timey wimey ......." The Doctor
" I'm a leafe on the wind..watch how I soar ." Wash :((
" Oh the wall had it comming.' Sherlock Holmes
yea I am geek !!
katz_meow November 2012
Posts: 4,238Member

Omf'g @mommydelirious I'm crying!

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MorganD November 2012
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@mommydelirious OMG I laughed my ass off. I was laughing so hard I almost choked on my pizza.
momofdbb November 2012
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I love this because I can totally see this happening ya know if Thor and Iron Man were real ! Lol

" Wibbly wobbly timey wimey ......." The Doctor
" I'm a leafe on the wind..watch how I soar ." Wash :((
" Oh the wall had it comming.' Sherlock Holmes
yea I am geek !!
JustAConfusedMama November 2012
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@mommydelirious, I was laughing so hard I was crying too. Omg, those were priceless!
mommydelirious November 2012
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kta2012 November 2012
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kta2012 November 2012
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hmmm what did i do wrong...copied url went to little pic box above in post comment..pasted????
mommydelirious November 2012
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@kta2012 next time try coping the Image URL...not sure what happened tho!?
kta2012 November 2012
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Thank you @mommydelirious i dont know either lol, i also cant figure out how you start a discussion ?? usually i am not computer stupid butttttt lol
katz_meow November 2012
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@mommydelerious if I showered with ian I think I'd waste water, not save it! Yummmmmmmmy!

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unforgiven November 2012
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Ashdawn684 November 2012
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OMG I am laughing so hard i am crying!!

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momtomany74 November 2012
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mommydelirious said:
If anyone gets through that without hating me for the longest post ever than thank you!

I was in tears at that one, lol. Even got my baby laughing at me laughing..lol. If that makes sense.

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