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  • MarySunshineMarySunshine
    Posts: 5,421Member
    I think you all will enjoy this. :D

    http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/parenting/are-you-ready-to-have-kids-after-you-read-this-maybe-not/story-fnet085v-1226500918083
    I'm as sexy as a burp mid-kiss. Watch out!

  • momma2Amomma2A
    Posts: 770Member
    So funny I was literally Lol'd
  • ChibikoChibiko
    Posts: 2,687Member
    LOL Thanks for posting!
    U R who U think U R

    "You were the truth I would rather lose than to have never lain beside at all"
  • Crotchgazer
    Posts: 175Guest
    That was good. :))
  • AKimiBAKimiB
    Posts: 1,820Member
    =))
    I'm stealing this for my FB.
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  • sunnymommasunnymomma
    Posts: 2,263Member
    lmao that was perfect!!! 
    “There are two basic motivating forces: fear and love. When we are afraid, we pull back from life. When we are in love, we open to all that life has to offer with passion, excitement, and acceptance. We need to learn to love ourselves first, in all our glory and our imperfections. If we cannot love ourselves, we cannot fully open to our ability to love others or our potential to create. Evolution and all hopes for a better world rest in the fearlessness and open-hearted vision of people who embrace life.”
    ― John Lennon
  • MarySunshineMarySunshine
    Posts: 5,421Member
    I stole it from a friend's FB. I laughed loudly the whole time I read it.
    I'm as sexy as a burp mid-kiss. Watch out!

  • SaraMommySaraMommy
    Posts: 862Member
    Love it!!!
  • Katescrazymom
    Posts: 1,848Member

    Definately written by someone with kids! The going for a walk part really hits home for me right now.

  • French_momFrench_mom
    Posts: 1,548Member
    =))
    It is for me to know and you to dot dot dot.
  • rockmomrockmom
    Posts: 286Member
    I really loved the part about the live octupus and a string bag. Thanks for sharing this! =))
    tripp175a
  • TranquilTranquil
    Posts: 450Member
    OMG So funny!
  • missmama5missmama5
    Posts: 3,580Member
    Too funny lol
  • GritsGrits
    Posts: 3,749Member
    Laughed hysterically the whole way through. "If you plan to have more than one child, take more than one goat."
    =)) =)) =))
    "I believe in being strong when everything seems to be going wrong. I believe that happy girls are the prettiest girls. I believe that tomorrow is another day, and I believe in miracles." ~Audrey Hepburn
  • RedHeadMamaNCRedHeadMamaNC
    Posts: 165Member
    Oh my jeez, I almost peed myself. They forgot to mention that, though... ;)
  • LukeandLoreleiMommyLukeandLoreleiMommy
    Posts: 264Member
    LOL! That was hilarious....I loved the cream and lemon on outfit. Thanks for sharing.
    "Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save."
    -Will Smith
  • theprincessmommytheprincessmommy
    Posts: 673Member
    hilarious, to late though and I am planning to have another....need to tell DH to rent a goat.
  • BookMum
    Posts: 717Member
    This is absolutely hilarious!
    I loved the Goat and the live octopus analogies....i snorted my coffee.

    They forgot many things though...like rubbing your nipples with sandpaper 12 times a day for 45 minutes. Extra coarse.

    I shared onto my FB...thanks for the laugh this morning!
    I shall futterwacken...vigorously*
  • CrashCrash
    Posts: 8,186Member
    LOOK CHEERFUL!
    See ya in another life, sister!
  • LiquidPeppermintLiquidPeppermint
    Posts: 548Member
    I'm pretty sure a goat would be easier to go to the store with.  At least I'd only get the "You're effing crazy" looks and not the pitying looks I get when DD starts screaming in the store. 
  • laurensmommy
    Posts: 9Member
    Hilarious!  My mommy friends on Facebook are going to love this.  However, for me it's kind of scary.  I'm a first time mom of an 11 month old, so I haven't had to experience a lot of this yet.
  • WildandFree
    Posts: 1,580Member
    Yep. If I was pregnant, I would've peed myself! This is hilarious!!!!


    LOOK CHEERFUL. And I have two goats.
  • MarySunshineMarySunshine
    Posts: 5,421Member
    I have three goats if you don't the Basset hound. He snagged a baby food jar out of the recycling and manage to get the lid off the other day. 8-| And he decided to try a raw potato one day.
    I'm as sexy as a burp mid-kiss. Watch out!

  • ZidashaZidasha
    Posts: 830Member
    haha, funny.
    "I have a theory that placenta is brain matter I push out, so with each child I get dumber and dumber." ~ Unknown

  • toadintheholetoadinthehole
    Posts: 1,009Member
    Omg i have tears down my cheeks!!
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