Are you ready to have kids?
  • MarySunshineMarySunshine
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    "I don't poop. I create magic."- ABC

    I'm as sexy as a burp mid-kiss. Watch out!

    For every loser there's one that has to win. So bite your tongue, grit your teeth and grin...
  • momma2A
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    So funny I was literally Lol'd
  • ChibikoChibiko
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    LOL Thanks for posting!
    "We all cross over to the dark side at one point. We just all have different temptations" ~MarySunshine

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  • Crotchgazer
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    That was good. :))
  • AKimiBAKimiB
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    =))
    I'm stealing this for my FB.
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  • sunnymommasunnymomma
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    lmao that was perfect!!! 
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  • MarySunshineMarySunshine
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    I stole it from a friend's FB. I laughed loudly the whole time I read it.
    "I don't poop. I create magic."- ABC

    I'm as sexy as a burp mid-kiss. Watch out!

    For every loser there's one that has to win. So bite your tongue, grit your teeth and grin...
  • SaraMommySaraMommy
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    Love it!!!
  • Katescrazymom
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    Definately written by someone with kids! The going for a walk part really hits home for me right now.

  • French_momFrench_mom
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    =))
    It is for me to know and you to dot dot dot.
  • rockmomrockmom
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    I really loved the part about the live octupus and a string bag. Thanks for sharing this! =))
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  • Tranquil
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    OMG So funny!
  • missmama5missmama5
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    Too funny lol
  • GritsGrits
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    Laughed hysterically the whole way through. "If you plan to have more than one child, take more than one goat."
    =)) =)) =))
    "I believe in being strong when everything seems to be going wrong. I believe that happy girls are the prettiest girls. I believe that tomorrow is another day, and I believe in miracles." ~Audrey Hepburn
  • RedHeadMamaNCRedHeadMamaNC
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    Oh my jeez, I almost peed myself. They forgot to mention that, though... ;)
  • LOL! That was hilarious....I loved the cream and lemon on outfit. Thanks for sharing.
    "Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save."
    -Will Smith
  • theprincessmommytheprincessmommy
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    hilarious, to late though and I am planning to have another....need to tell DH to rent a goat.
  • BookMum
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    This is absolutely hilarious!
    I loved the Goat and the live octopus analogies....i snorted my coffee.

    They forgot many things though...like rubbing your nipples with sandpaper 12 times a day for 45 minutes. Extra coarse.

    I shared onto my FB...thanks for the laugh this morning!
    I shall futterwacken...vigorously*
  • CrashCrash
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    LOOK CHEERFUL!
    Why be a king when you can be a God?
  • LiquidPeppermintLiquidPeppermint
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    I'm pretty sure a goat would be easier to go to the store with.  At least I'd only get the "You're effing crazy" looks and not the pitying looks I get when DD starts screaming in the store. 
  • laurensmommy
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    Hilarious!  My mommy friends on Facebook are going to love this.  However, for me it's kind of scary.  I'm a first time mom of an 11 month old, so I haven't had to experience a lot of this yet.
  • Quietmom
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    Yep. If I was pregnant, I would've peed myself! This is hilarious!!!!


    LOOK CHEERFUL. And I have two goats.
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  • MarySunshineMarySunshine
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    I have three goats if you don't the Basset hound. He snagged a baby food jar out of the recycling and manage to get the lid off the other day. 8-| And he decided to try a raw potato one day.
    "I don't poop. I create magic."- ABC

    I'm as sexy as a burp mid-kiss. Watch out!

    For every loser there's one that has to win. So bite your tongue, grit your teeth and grin...
  • ZidashaZidasha
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    haha, funny.
    "I have a theory that placenta is brain matter I push out, so with each child I get dumber and dumber." ~ Unknown

  • toadintheholetoadinthehole
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    Omg i have tears down my cheeks!!
    "mummy I love your testicles" - mini-toadinthehole aged 3.5 years