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Shit Southern Women Say...
  • LoveLove
    Posts: 12,848Administrator, Moderator
    Somebody shared this video with me, bless her heart, and I WAS COMPELLED to share it with yall.

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  • momofdbbmomofdbb
    Posts: 9,364Member
    Lol !!! I call my kids Goobers all the time ! And Jesus DID drink wine !!! =))
    " Wibbly wobbly timey wimey ......." The Doctor
    " I'm a leafe on the wind..watch how I soar ." Wash :((
    " Oh the wall had it comming.' Sherlock Holmes
    yea I am geek !!
  • LoveLove
    Posts: 12,848Administrator, Moderator
    That last one got me rolling, considering our thread about it.

    "D'you believe that bitch didn't write a thank-you note?!"

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  • BellaBefanaBellaBefana
    Posts: 8,722Member
    Holy Sheeit...I've said damn near all off it, especially the dumb as dirt...just can't do the drawl unless I'm around my mom's family
    Bite me, cupcake!
  • GritsGrits
    Posts: 3,863Member
    =)) =))

    Is it bad that I've said pretty much all of those things?? LMAO! Bless yer heart!
    "I believe in being strong when everything seems to be going wrong. I believe that happy girls are the prettiest girls. I believe that tomorrow is another day, and I believe in miracles." ~Audrey Hepburn
  • AKimiBAKimiB
    Posts: 1,812Member
    Omg! =)) =))
    Yesssss!
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  • GingersnapGingersnap
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    @Grits - Bless yer heart!  =)) 
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  • Ashdawn684Ashdawn684
    Posts: 862Member
    Y'all bless your hearts <3 lol I am guilty of all of them :) dd sounded like Paula deen for a long time with her twang
    ~Live life to the fullest, or die trying~
  • deviltwinsmommadeviltwinsmomma
    Posts: 2,388Member
    Lmfao! Well at least im not the only crazy person to get thongs monogramed tee hee.
    And I have also said "MY DADDY IS GUNNA KILL YOU" more than once!
    my mother used to sing me a song. It went like this: "Life is short, life is shit, and soon it will be over.
  • Marionettevie
    Posts: 2,387Member
    lmfao! sounds like my MIL. hilarious
  • slowlylosingit
    Posts: 57Member
    Too funny! Yes
  • LiquidPeppermintLiquidPeppermint
    Posts: 591Member
    Lol, my DH always referred to his grandmother as "Meemo."
  • WildandFree
    Posts: 1,721Member
    Omg I'm not Southern and I say "Do what?!"
  • bombkittybombkitty
    Posts: 306Member
    Bahahaha!!  Guilty on all counts.  I don't have much of an accent unless I'm mad!
  • LoveLove
    Posts: 12,848Administrator, Moderator
    There's a part 2 y'all !!

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  • KrabbyKay
    Posts: 2,608Member
    OMG that is *hilarious*! I say easily HALF that and I'm not even from the South!!!! 
  • gramalibbygramalibby
    Posts: 2,829Member
    Well , kiss my grits, tears so funny
  • GingerLynn
    Posts: 243Member
    LMAO!! I admit i say most of those,and i'm not even from the south lol.
  • LesboMomLesboMom
    Posts: 2,935Confessional Manager
    *sigh* I say a whole lot of that....especially "quit being ugly"

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    Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see a shadow. -- Helen Keller
  • horsehotti
    Posts: 312Member
    Haha those were hilarious. I say a bunch of those and I'm not from the south.
  • BirdieBirdie
    Posts: 1,823Member
    This is so me!

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  • GritsGrits
    Posts: 3,863Member
    Thank god for Part II! I have definitely said almost all of those, also...

    Jerk a knot in your tail...check. (I also substitute cruisin' for a bruisin' when appropriate.)

    Ugly as homemade sin...check.

    And my favorite..."Eww, this tea's unsweetened." Yes ma'am...i like my tea with sugar and on ice, thankyouverymuch LOL

    And without a doubt...my Grandaddy's favorite "The best way to not get pregnant is to hold an aspirin between your knees."
    "I believe in being strong when everything seems to be going wrong. I believe that happy girls are the prettiest girls. I believe that tomorrow is another day, and I believe in miracles." ~Audrey Hepburn
  • lostinthewindlostinthewind
    Posts: 1,171Member
    Oh wow, I'm from Oregon and am so guilty of most of these!
  • stinkersmommystinkersmommy
    Posts: 1,391Member
    They forgot one.....

    If you don't do blah blah ..I'm gunna snatch u bald-headed!!!
    Glitter Words
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  • KrabbyKay
    Posts: 2,608Member
    What about "Didn't your momma raise you right??" when you do something rude/dumb. Our business mgr is from Georgia and she ALWAYS says that!!
  • LoveLove
    Posts: 12,848Administrator, Moderator
    I love these ladies so hard. I want them to do a video specifically regarding kids, and another specifically regarding husbands/SO's...

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  • LoveLove
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    @essgirl 

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  • essgirl
    Posts: 207Member
    Thanks @love. I just watched this with my youngest daughter who was born in Pensacola. She thought it was very funny and didn't believe me when I said her and her sister used to speak like that :D
  • WickedBitchoftheEastWickedBitchoftheEast
    Posts: 912Member
    @Love
    =))
  • LoveLove
    Posts: 12,848Administrator, Moderator
    They need a Southern Granny version...
    That could go on for days LOL

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  • BeerWenchBeerWench
    Posts: 2,820Member
    Guilty of all except Durn.
    :¦:-•:*'""*:•.-:¦:-•** She who leaves a trail of glitter is never forgotten**•-:¦:-•:*'""*:• -:¦:-
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