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  • pistolpackinmommapistolpackinmomma
    Posts: 1,072Member
    ok ,so i know there are a ton of us on here going through some really tough times right now and who can't use a smile every now and then.  post a pic/quote/etc of something funny!!

    thought this one was cute...
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  • MorganD
    Posts: 3,456Member
    OMG that cat looks like it's going to jump out of my computer and try to eat me!!lol
  • momofdbbmomofdbb
    Posts: 9,016Member
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    " Wibbly wobbly timey wimey ......." The Doctor
    " I'm a leafe on the wind..watch how I soar ." Wash :((
    " Oh the wall had it comming.' Sherlock Holmes
    yea I am geek !!
  • pistolpackinmommapistolpackinmomma
    Posts: 1,072Member
    momofdbb said:

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    love it!!
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  • momofdbbmomofdbb
    Posts: 9,016Member
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    " Wibbly wobbly timey wimey ......." The Doctor
    " I'm a leafe on the wind..watch how I soar ." Wash :((
    " Oh the wall had it comming.' Sherlock Holmes
    yea I am geek !!
  • VegantasticVegantastic
    Posts: 3,397Member
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    "Be the change you wish to see in the world"
    "Don't Panic"
  • VegantasticVegantastic
    Posts: 3,397Member

    And because you guys know I can never pick just ONE thing that's funny...

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    "Be the change you wish to see in the world"
    "Don't Panic"
  • VegantasticVegantastic
    Posts: 3,397Member

    Ok one more

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    "Be the change you wish to see in the world"
    "Don't Panic"
  • momofdbbmomofdbb
    Posts: 9,016Member
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    " Wibbly wobbly timey wimey ......." The Doctor
    " I'm a leafe on the wind..watch how I soar ." Wash :((
    " Oh the wall had it comming.' Sherlock Holmes
    yea I am geek !!
  • cheesehead4ever
    Posts: 670Member

    I know I am sick but I just saw this on Pinterest tonight.

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  • GritsGrits
    Posts: 3,749Member
    @cheesehead4ever...OMG! MY EYES!!!!!!!

    @SAHM1020, the Liam Neeson pic is awesome...I am so sharing that on FB! And the 80s one is cracking me up, too!
    "I believe in being strong when everything seems to be going wrong. I believe that happy girls are the prettiest girls. I believe that tomorrow is another day, and I believe in miracles." ~Audrey Hepburn
  • joym30
    Posts: 56Member
    That's what you get for falling asleep at my house  lol

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    Posts: 56Member
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  • pistolpackinmommapistolpackinmomma
    Posts: 1,072Member
    joym30 said:

    That's what you get for falling asleep at my house  lol


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    awesome!!!  lol
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  • BeachyBeachy
    Posts: 3,864Member
    @cheeseheaf4ever there should be an Ewwwwww! Button!
    That dude was fuckin drunk when he made that very poor decision!
    Searching for my lost shaker of salt.
  • momofdbbmomofdbb
    Posts: 9,016Member
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    " Wibbly wobbly timey wimey ......." The Doctor
    " I'm a leafe on the wind..watch how I soar ." Wash :((
    " Oh the wall had it comming.' Sherlock Holmes
    yea I am geek !!
  • LLB
    Posts: 3,293Member
    This just popped up on my FB and literally made me lol

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  • VegantasticVegantastic
    Posts: 3,397Member

    I know this is all over pinterest but it still cracks me up every time

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    "Be the change you wish to see in the world"
    "Don't Panic"
  • justkeepswimmingjustkeepswimming
    Posts: 780Member
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    When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is.
    ~Oscar Wilde
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  • momsaidnomomsaidno
    Posts: 1,813Member
    Seems only fair. Can't cherry-pick which Biblical stipulations to follow and which to discard.

  • momsaidnomomsaidno
    Posts: 1,813Member
    LOL  Sherbert

    LOL    Despicable Me :V   



    Makes me smile!  He ain't got nothin' on Mr. Pinky

    Haha!  

  • momsaidnomomsaidno
    Posts: 1,813Member
    This is quite possibly the cutest thing in the entire world.

  • OUCHOUCH
    Posts: 1,788Member
    AWWWWW! ^puppy love^
    "Promote what you love instead of bashing what you hate." - UNK
    "The amazing thing about life is that you choose what you allow into it, you choose how things affect you, you choose how you react. Happiness is a choice. Make it." - UNK
    "Tattoos don't define the person, the person defines the tattoos." - Me
  • LoveLove
    Posts: 12,965Administrator, Moderator
    momsaidno said:

    This is quite possibly the cutest thing in the entire world.



    I said AWWWWWWWWWWWWW
    Spawn said Woooook Momma! Puppy babies!!! And dat's da Momma puppy, and dat's da Daddy puppy and WOOOOK at all da baby puppeesh!

    community-manager


  • MorganD
    Posts: 3,456Member
    Love said:

    momsaidno said:

    This is quite possibly the cutest thing in the entire world.



    I said AWWWWWWWWWWWWW
    Spawn said Woooook Momma! Puppy babies!!! And dat's da Momma puppy, and dat's da Daddy puppy and WOOOOK at all da baby puppeesh!


    I just "Awwwwed" both of these. AWWWWW!!
  • JustAConfusedMamaJustAConfusedMama
    Posts: 2,588Member
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  • JustAConfusedMamaJustAConfusedMama
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    momofdbb said:

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    @momofdbb, I may have to steal this for my picture.  lol
  • momofdbbmomofdbb
    Posts: 9,016Member
    That will be fine ! @dolphinlover26 I stole it from someone !
    " Wibbly wobbly timey wimey ......." The Doctor
    " I'm a leafe on the wind..watch how I soar ." Wash :((
    " Oh the wall had it comming.' Sherlock Holmes
    yea I am geek !!
  • cheesehead4ever
    Posts: 670Member
    momsaidno said:

    This is quite possibly the cutest thing in the entire world.




    Is that a lesbian couple?  Because I swear the "Daddy" dog is wearing a pink collar.  Not that there is anything wrong with that.
  • momofdbbmomofdbb
    Posts: 9,016Member
    No I saw another post with that ! Babies , mom, grandmom !
    " Wibbly wobbly timey wimey ......." The Doctor
    " I'm a leafe on the wind..watch how I soar ." Wash :((
    " Oh the wall had it comming.' Sherlock Holmes
    yea I am geek !!
  • FoulMouthedSailorFoulMouthedSailor
    Posts: 1,885Member
    My mom, who is from County Donegal, Ireland, talking to Sunshine(7) on speaker phone. "How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?", "how many Mamo?", "none".


    @irishlass
    You show the lights that stop me turn to stone, You shine it when I'm alone. And so I tell myself that I'll be strong
    And dreaming when they're gone.
  • irishlassirishlass
    Posts: 6,757Member
    @foulmouthedsailor ;) I wanna go hang with your mum! Have you any irish brothers btw?

    @sahm1020 liam neeson is also northern irish ;) you gotta watch us n.irish :D
    "Be who you are and say what you feel. Because those who matter don't mind and those who mind don't matter." - Dr. Seuss
  • FoulMouthedSailorFoulMouthedSailor
    Posts: 1,885Member
    @irishlass sadly none, I have shitloads of aunts, bearing women is genetic in this family.
    You show the lights that stop me turn to stone, You shine it when I'm alone. And so I tell myself that I'll be strong
    And dreaming when they're gone.
  • irishlassirishlass
    Posts: 6,757Member
    @foulmouthedsailor are you an only child?
    "Be who you are and say what you feel. Because those who matter don't mind and those who mind don't matter." - Dr. Seuss
  • FoulMouthedSailorFoulMouthedSailor
    Posts: 1,885Member
    @irishlass I read that wrong, no 2 brothers(married), and a useless sister.

    Also how do you piss off an Irishman? Ask him for a river dance lesson, it'll happen on your face
    You show the lights that stop me turn to stone, You shine it when I'm alone. And so I tell myself that I'll be strong
    And dreaming when they're gone.
  • irishlassirishlass
    Posts: 6,757Member
    @foulmouthedsailor I like how you included the 'married' lol! I'm not a man eater!

    The joke is painfully true!! I can't think of any jokes that would like, translate, if you kwim?
    "Be who you are and say what you feel. Because those who matter don't mind and those who mind don't matter." - Dr. Seuss
  • BeachyBeachy
    Posts: 3,864Member
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    Searching for my lost shaker of salt.
  • BeachyBeachy
    Posts: 3,864Member
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    Searching for my lost shaker of salt.
  • momsaidnomomsaidno
    Posts: 1,813Member
    Lmfao!

  • deviantqueendeviantqueen
    Posts: 328Member
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    I apologize for the language!
  • LilbitLilbit
    Posts: 1,403Member
    @deviantqueen no need to apologize you get extra points for it!
  • momofdbbmomofdbb
    Posts: 9,016Member
    A guy comes walking up to us in New Orleans and asks for a few bucks. Not odd. He asks " can you see a way to give me a few bucks ? " now you can tell by the closed eyes , the way he is holding tight to hi friends arm and the blaring obvious cane with a red tip he is blind. Ok Stbxh gives him a little cash , not much. So he tells us a few jokes.
    Why did the blind man go bungie jumping?
    To scare the crap out of his seeing eye dog !
    How do you save George W Bush from drowning ?
    You say " I don't know "
    Good let him drown !

    I liked the seeing eye one best !
    " Wibbly wobbly timey wimey ......." The Doctor
    " I'm a leafe on the wind..watch how I soar ." Wash :((
    " Oh the wall had it comming.' Sherlock Holmes
    yea I am geek !!
  • LiquidPeppermintLiquidPeppermint
    Posts: 548Member
    This is an actual Chinese restaurant in Gallup, NM where I used to live.  I took the picture about 3 years ago.

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  • bombkittybombkitty
    Posts: 306Member
    Funny quote:
    "I feel sorry for people who don't drink.  When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day."
    --Frank Sinatra
  • GritsGrits
    Posts: 3,749Member
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    "I believe in being strong when everything seems to be going wrong. I believe that happy girls are the prettiest girls. I believe that tomorrow is another day, and I believe in miracles." ~Audrey Hepburn
  • Cyny73730
    Posts: 106Member
    I have one buy don't know how to up load lol
  • Cyny73730
    Posts: 106Member
    Can someone help me
  • katz_meowkatz_meow
    Posts: 4,238Member
    @Love @unforgiven.
    Judgement comes in many forms but never scarce or shy
  • momofdbbmomofdbb
    Posts: 9,016Member
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    I am going to eat the camera !!!!!
    " Wibbly wobbly timey wimey ......." The Doctor
    " I'm a leafe on the wind..watch how I soar ." Wash :((
    " Oh the wall had it comming.' Sherlock Holmes
    yea I am geek !!
  • LoveLove
    Posts: 12,965Administrator, Moderator
    @Cyny73730 

    community-manager


  • MorganD
    Posts: 3,456Member
    @momofdbb SO CUTE. I love pictures like this!! Except that it gives me baby fever. :p
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