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Which SM thread was your favorite?
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So I love @Chocoholic's thread this morning, and it got me thinking about another that was a favorite of mine. It was "What are you an expert on?" or something like that.
I thought it might be fun to list our favorite threads here. I've seen some old ones thst have been resurrected also, so if you have a favorite, put it here, for maybe bump it?
Oh, and if someone would bump the expert one? Id be grateful. I'm on my phone, can't find it. Thanks!Judgement comes in many forms but never scarce or shy -
The dinosaurs in the butt. Or the banana thread....but i am a sick and twisted sort.
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Anal bleaching was pretty fucking funny. Dino butt was goid tooJudgement comes in many forms but never scarce or shy
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The mashed potatoes thread was hilarious
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Dino in the butt kinda ruled, but the mashed potato thread was epic, and the turkey vs regular bacon was damn good too.
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The first one I thought of was the mashed potato thread, but the dino in the butt was really funny, too. I'm enjoying the Daily Snap threads.
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the shit I do to my husband one. hmmm let me find it“There are two basic motivating forces: fear and love. When we are afraid, we pull back from life. When we are in love, we open to all that life has to offer with passion, excitement, and acceptance. We need to learn to love ourselves first, in all our glory and our imperfections. If we cannot love ourselves, we cannot fully open to our ability to love others or our potential to create. Evolution and all hopes for a better world rest in the fearlessness and open-hearted vision of people who embrace life.”
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http://www.scarymommy.com/message-board/index.php?p=/discussion/7445/sht-i-do-to-my-husband#Item_259“There are two basic motivating forces: fear and love. When we are afraid, we pull back from life. When we are in love, we open to all that life has to offer with passion, excitement, and acceptance. We need to learn to love ourselves first, in all our glory and our imperfections. If we cannot love ourselves, we cannot fully open to our ability to love others or our potential to create. Evolution and all hopes for a better world rest in the fearlessness and open-hearted vision of people who embrace life.”
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Great minds think alike @katz_meow
This is from last week: http://www.scarymommy.com/message-board/index.php?p=/discussion/18095/wednesday-sm-spirit-day-number-5-bring-it#Item_20The answer is chocolate. I don't care what the question is. -
I like the original Veet one. I really think most of us, myself included, did not know about it. Who introduced us? I think it was nightnightbaby.
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Mashed potatos http://www.scarymommy.com/message-board/index.php?p=/discussion/2574/the-mashed-potatoes-thread-76519-omg#Item_219
Butthole poll http://www.scarymommy.com/message-board/index.php?p=/discussion/comment/432638#Comment_432638Anal bleaching http://www.scarymommy.com/message-board/index.php?p=/discussion/17447/238107-anal-bleaching/p1what can I say, I love a good laugh :D -
@pdxmama that turkey vs regular bacon one was pretty great! I love all of these! Keep em coming ladies!Judgement comes in many forms but never scarce or shy
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Team Dino Butt!"The truth will set you free. But first, it will piss you off." ~ Gloria Steinem
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Where is that Dino butt thread anyway? I know someone's gotta have that fucker bookmarked!
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All of the ones mentioned are great. Im also loving the bitch board lately ;)Stay away from my chocolate and nobody gets hurt!
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Any of the now famous Asshole kitty. In fact any recollection of events made by our one and only @undercoverbanana That lady as a way with words... the real bacon vs fake bacon. Shit I do to my husband had me in tears of laughter. and some chat room convo late at nightIt is for me to know and you to dot dot dot.
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mine was" SM's unite". I did write it and thought it was funny
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asshole kitty... :D@unforgiven those stories of your DH and his work mate. Those are hilarious. The stories of...
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Is this the dino butt thread? http://www.scarymommy.com/message-board/index.php?p=/discussion/comment/101148I had not read it before. Now I am rolling in tears :)
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Omg the pictures of our messes one around this time last year! And the pics of the inside of our fridges too! I also had a ball with the shit I do to my husband.
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I don't remember the name but the thread with the husband and the Guy working together.mom of wild children
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@meandmy243 those are the ones I was talking about. I wish I could find the thread
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You guys are making me very excited to be a part of this community!
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And the one about things nobody would guess about you http://www.scarymommy.com/message-board/index.php?p=/discussion/18306/something-no-one-would-guess-about-you
I used to stalk the old one too
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