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What's The Stupidest Thing You've Done Due to Sleep Deprivation?
41 comments Started by HipBabyMamaApril 17| Last by beachmommy8:16AMToddlers
WHY DOES THIS WORK?!
21 comments Started by LiquidPeppermintMay 19| Last by undercoverbanana7:28AMToddlers
Moving to Toddler Bed
19 comments Started by MeredithMay 14| Last by MeredithMay 17Toddlers
toddler allergies
15 comments Started by hippiekinsMay 10| Last by ABCMay 16Toddlers
What Happens While Mama Does the Dishes
21 comments Started by JustAConfusedMamaMay 10| Last by BellaBefanaMay 15Toddlers
Thoughts? 2yo and Pirates...
26 comments Started by shate98May 1| Last by shate98May 15Toddlers
Ringworm
17 comments Started by PenguinsMommaMay 11| Last by shouldcleanMay 11Toddlers
Can a 2 1/2 year old by lying already??
7 comments Started by Olivia_Roses_MomMay 2| Last by jennygoatMay 11Toddlers
Children's books about privacy/private parts?
6 comments Started by lawschoolmommyApril 27| Last by undercoverbananaMay 11Toddlers
my two year old and his speech
47 comments Started by MarionettevieMay 6| Last by BellaBefanaMay 9Toddlers
Outsmarted by my DS2 (potty training) gotta laugh
16 comments Started by mommyokieMay 7| Last by SkyInLineMay 9Toddlers
15 mo old waking screaming in the night
22 comments Started by beachmommyMay 8| Last by goddessisisMay 9Toddlers
Too much sugar in fruit? Really?
13 comments Started by neuroillogicMay 9| Last by neuroillogicMay 9Toddlers
Preschool age development
14 comments Started by eappleMay 8| Last by eappleMay 9Toddlers
Shitty ass mom today...
13 comments Started by Anonymous39April 23| Last by Anonymous39May 8Toddlers
Buying a training potty
13 comments Started by SassyMay 7| Last by LiquidPeppermintMay 7Toddlers
Some kind of sickness
23 comments Started by MomchalantMay 3| Last by LiquidPeppermintMay 7Toddlers
Gah! I feel like a horrible mom (pics)
29 comments Started by 2callmemommyMay 5| Last by shate98May 6Toddlers
How to get DS to eat
17 comments Started by WhitleyApril 30| Last by toadintheholeMay 2Toddlers
bruises on spine
41 comments Started by SaraMommyApril 28| Last by SaraMommyMay 2Toddlers
ALMOST walking
7 comments Started by MomchalantApril 30| Last by BeachyApril 30Toddlers
Early intervention therapy
14 comments Started by AceofSpadesApril 17| Last by Nightshift_mommyApril 30Toddlers
potty training boys
24 comments Started by MarionettevieApril 23| Last by kidsaregreatApril 25Toddlers
How to explain dead bird to a 3 year old?
4 comments Started by mama2boysApril 24| Last by shate98April 24Toddlers
My 1 year old decapitated her stuffed bunny....
13 comments Started by BunnyApril 24| Last by lostinthewindApril 24Toddlers
Weaning OFF the Bottle
42 comments Started by RuralRebellionFebruary 5| Last by novascotiamomApril 23Toddlers
She won't eat ANYTHING
28 comments Started by Olivia_Roses_MomApril 11| Last by shate98April 22Toddlers
This kids hair...
35 comments Started by OUCHFebruary 11| Last by MarionettevieApril 22Toddlers
Crossing Eyes
44 comments Started by RuralRebellionApril 15| Last by RuralRebellionApril 22Toddlers
I have done the impossible!!!
10 comments Started by PenguinsMommaApril 21| Last by PenguinsMommaApril 21Toddlers

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I want to tell my deployed dh that I want a divorce, but seems so wrong to tell him while he is in danger. So I wait and hold it in. I feel like I'm going to burst.
my kids ask me to take them to the park and when the time comes to go..i use an excuse not to go....i really just wanna watch tv
Every morning I have a hot cup of coffee & a nice big bowl of "Weedies" Truly the breakfast of champions, if the neighbors found out, I'd be stoned to death..
My 11 month old just passed out in his high chair while I was ready SM! I am going to leave him there maybe I can clean the kitchen before the Daddy get home!