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My mum is a dominatrix. So embarrassing. I dont want to know. I have to make an appt to see her incase she is walking some douche around by a dick leash at her house! Not kidding
Feel like I'm losing my best friend.... But I can't tell anyone because he's a secret.
Whenever DH loses his erection & blames it on work on the brain, I think he's cheating. Doesn't help that the last episode happened right b4 I'm leaving town for a week!!!!
This morning's breakfast was trail mix shoved into my cheeks so I could eat it while doing other shit. Like a fucking squirrel. Every day that I stay home brings me that much closer to a complete animal state!
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