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Anybody else's XH only "involved" when he has a girlfriend?
9 comments Started by lawschoolmommy3:36PM| Last by RedTiger6:22PMAll Ages
Toys Your Kids Love
39 comments Started by organicbabyMay 16| Last by Countygrrl81May 18All Ages
Camping issues
20 comments Started by 2callmemommyMay 17| Last by RosamundiMay 17All Ages
Cutting
34 comments Started by PurpleFlowersMay 14| Last by PandraMay 16All Ages
Dilemma. Dd4 and saw two peens at school
40 comments Started by BeachyMay 14| Last by LilypadMomMay 15All Ages
Happiest Toddler on the Block
7 comments Started by SassyMay 14| Last by KatescrazymomMay 14All Ages
so apparently I am a stage mom...wtf?
18 comments Started by awkwardmama6473May 10| Last by missy545May 12All Ages
What's the creepiest thing your kids have said to you?
52 comments Started by DovahkiinApril 29| Last by KatescrazymomMay 9All Ages
What's the last thing your kids did to embarrass you?
32 comments Started by tothemoonandbackApril 19| Last by KatescrazymomMay 9All Ages
Letting your kids play and be kids!!
15 comments Started by MadHatterMumMay 6| Last by SasafrasMay 7All Ages
Mothers of three report highest stress levels
6 comments Started by WickedDunkieJunkieMay 6| Last by GritsMay 7All Ages
What do they want to be?
29 comments Started by MomaFiveMay 5| Last by wonderwomanx3May 7All Ages
Overused baby names?
48 comments Started by TwobuggysmommyMay 5| Last by mommyokieMay 6All Ages
SAHM with $10 in bank: Should I get a (free) Divorce Lawyer or not?
5 comments Started by EiraApril 27| Last by DemandaMay 3All Ages
Not yelling at your kids for 1 YEAR!!!!
17 comments Started by AnnaB2518May 1| Last by Emmasmom04May 3All Ages
can her doctor help with this?
18 comments Started by 2callmemommyApril 30| Last by stinkersmommyMay 3All Ages
Chore ideas? Help!
16 comments Started by WillileeApril 28| Last by undercoverbananaApril 30All Ages
What Do You Love/Hate About Your Kids?
29 comments Started by DemandaApril 19| Last by PurpleMommaApril 24All Ages
For my kids to play sports I need to become a slave?
25 comments Started by mom2girlsnboyApril 22| Last by KatescrazymomApril 23All Ages
Outdated Parenting Advice
10 comments Started by LoveApril 23| Last by BellaBefanaApril 23All Ages
Summer help program 2013?
18 comments Started by Luna523April 18| Last by Luna523April 19All Ages
Today's Woot--ZOOBIES!
3 comments Started by TheHeadacheslayerApril 19| Last by KellynnApril 19All Ages
What is Wrong with People?? (Rude Questions about Paternity)
12 comments Started by oneofakindmommiApril 18| Last by WillileeApril 18All Ages
Parenting memes that make you shake your head....
3 comments Started by CrashApril 17| Last by ABCApril 17All Ages
4 almost 5 year old reading?
30 comments Started by horsehottiApril 15| Last by irishlassApril 17All Ages
Explaining Tragic Events to Children
14 comments Started by sidsmommy3April 15| Last by shate98April 16All Ages
How to explain adult fighting to toddler?
16 comments Started by EiraApril 12| Last by ABCApril 16All Ages
whats the first thing other peoples kids do when they come over?
16 comments Started by meandmy243April 9| Last by SasafrasApril 14All Ages
what age did your lil one started riding a bike
21 comments Started by Nightshift_mommyApril 11| Last by OzziemamaApril 11All Ages
Child support question, court, and the selfish Bastard
6 comments Started by BreakOutQueenApril 3| Last by MomaFiveApril 9All Ages

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found out last night that im a squirter(in bed) super embarrased bc at first i thought i pee'd on my SO! HAHA i didnt have the balls to tell him that tho!
I'm having an emotional affair with my chiropractor. Sometimes I wonder if I am secretly in love with him. I get to see him tomorrow and I am happy. He likes me too, but we are both married :(
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