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The Chicago-based mom of two isn’t afraid to make herself the butt of the joke.
Teachers Predict The Slang You'll Hear This School Year
The children will always be one step ahead of us when it comes to new slang, but we can try to keep up...
Mandy Moore Opens Up About The Pressure To “Get It Right” As A Mom
Amid what has been a deeply challenging year, the mom of three has stumbled into a sweet spot of parenting.
The Emotional Whiplash Of Parenting A Tween
I'm not going to lie, it kind of feels like the toddler years again. In the best and worst ways.
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The most coveted items on kids’ back-to-school shopping lists, according to tweens and teens.
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Love you so much but STOP YOWLING.
11 Recipes To Use Up Jelly & Jam, From Baked Brie To Homemade Sauces
Did you say jargaritas?
Come Inside Scary Mommy's Rowan Ear Piercing Event
Scary Mommy hosted a moms' night out piercing party in June.
Did You Know Dads Can Accidentally Promote People-Pleasing Behavior In Their Kids?
Here's how it happens and how to stop it.
This Mom's Back-To-School Reminder Will Actually Help Your Kid Open Up About Their Day
I hate indulging grandparent’s need to “bond” with the baby. He’s a baby!
Husb & I agreed that both sets of our parents are everything we don’t want to be
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SAHM with a WFH husband driving me insane!!!
My husband yelled at 7yo. Never been more unattracted
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As Government Urges Americans To Have More Babies, Most Just Want Better Care For The Kids They Have Already
A new survey said loud and clear that parents need more support, not more kids.
A Study Found Families With 3 Or More Kids Are More Likely To Have All Boys Or All Girls
New research suggest 50/50 odds for boys and girls aren’t so straightforward.
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At 30 weeks pregnant, I was given a bleak prognosis for the future that sent me into a fear spiral.
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How to find the right balance of extracurriculars and free time, at any age.
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What we’re loving this month, from beauty hits to new tech.
Did You Know Dads Can Accidentally Promote People-Pleasing Behavior In Their Kids?
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Meghan Trainor Isn’t Afraid To Be Silly
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