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Oct. 8, 2025
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The Best Deals From Amazon’s Prime Big Deal Days Sale

Shop til you drop!

For Little Swifties

13 Baby Names Taylor Swift Would Probably Choose For Her Future Kids

It only makes sense that this storyteller’s choices would be as meaningful, poetic, and era-inspired as her music.

Two young brothers are holding hands and looking out the window, one of them holding a teddy bear
stay little

My Oldest Son Thinks He's My Co-Parent Because I'm A Single Mom

He’s a natural caregiver, but this is unnecessary.

different strokes

I Was Raised By ‘The Village.’ I Chose Not To Raise My Sons The Same Way.

Growing up in it was one thing. Turns out, raising four kids in it was another.

A woman stands in a bedroom folding clothes, while another sits on the bed, surrounded by text boxes...
Oh... my.

“I Want My Mouth On My Friend’s Camel Toe” & 34 Other Mom Confessions

We’re out here, airing our absolutely filthy thoughts and feelings.

that mom

Kristen Knutson Loves A Boomer Mom Joke Like The Rest Of Us

@callmekristenmarie loves to poke fun at our parents on her hysterical Instagram account.

Brace Yourself — School’s (Almost) Back In Session

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Tip: Buy An Owala

Which Back-To-School "Essentials" Are This Year's Stanley Tumblers?

The most coveted items on kids’ back-to-school shopping lists, according to tweens and teens.

Get A Grip, Cheryl

For The Love Of God, Communal Back-To-School Supplies Are Necessary

Before you rage in your local mom group about how glue sticks are on your kid’s supply list, read this.

Back to Life, Back to Reality

How To Get Your Kid Ready For Back To School When They've Been A Feral Gremlin All Summer

Expert advice on gently guiding your snack-fueled, screen-obsessed chaos monster toward a functioning routine.

The Wheel Of Feels

Pass Me My Gold Goblet

We’ve Got To Ban Single Parents From Love Is Blind, It’s Too Much

take a look

'Reading Rainbow' Is Coming Back After 20 Years & Mychal Threets Is Hosting

Self-Care

17 TV Shows That Will Unlock A Piece Of Your Childhood You Forgot About

past kids' meals?

Sisters-In-Law Are Sparring Over Whether Their Kids Can Get Adult Meals At Restaurants

brilliant!

A Mom Received A Wild Letter From Her Kid's School And Parents Are *Loving* The Vibe

35 Years Later...

Tom Selleck In Three Men & A Little Lady Is Still The Girl Dad Of Our Dreams

🕯️🔮🌙

F*ck New Year’s Resolutions. Start Preparing For “13 Magical Nights” This Winter Instead.

TOO REAL

Adam Sandler's New Song Should Be Every 40+ Year Old’s Anthem

who wants to unplug?

A Woman On Tik Tok Says We Should Bring Back ‘Hanging Up’ Our Phones

book the trip!

I Checked Out The New Evermore Resort In Orlando And Realized I’d Been Vacationing All Wrong

stay little

My Oldest Son Thinks He's My Co-Parent Because I'm A Single Mom

so true

This Mom Says That Having Three Kids In The '90s Is Having Five Kids Today

Looking Back

Rewatching 'One Tree Hill' As A Parent Is A Mind Trip

Thanks, Mom

10 Bizarre Lies ‘90s Kids Were Told — & Still Low-Key Believe, If We’re Being Honest

Entertainment

All Hail Geri Halliwell-Horner!

Not Proud, But Not Sorry

I Had An Emotional Affair To Save My Marriage

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Men Are Keeping Photos Of Their Wives As Children In Their Wallets So They Remember To Be Nice

*internally screaming*

Stop Blaming Women For “Choosing” Crappy Partners

Scary Mommy Originals

Melanie Lynskey's Radical Normal

TSITP’s Jackie Chung Says Goodbye To Laurel, The Messy Millennial Mom We Needed To See

Anna Connelly Tells It Like It Is

Shanola Hampton Is Nothing Like Her Character On 'Found'

Bethany Joy Lenz Isn’t Afraid To F*ck Up

Kayla Sullivan Is Live On The Scene Of Motherhood & Reporting For Duty

Whitney Cicero Is Here For The Laughs

All Hail Geri Halliwell-Horner!

Yuri Lamasbella Just Goes With The Flow

Meredith Masony Gets It, Because She’s Been There Too

Avery Woods Is Just Happy To Be Here: “That’s My Vibe”

Ceci Kane Can’t Believe How Wild The Mom Groups Get, Either

Taylor Wolfe Is Just Trying To Laugh It Off Like The Rest Of Us

Mary Hendricks Just Wants To Have Some Fun With It

Katie Stevens Is “The Most Hopeless Romantic Of Them All”

Dave Ogleton Talks Dad Jokes, Youth Sports, & Parenting Every Stage From Teens To Toddlers

What Mommy Wants

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Gerber Banana Blueberry Puree Pouch
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Happy Baby Organics Stage 1 Baby Food Pouch

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Little Spoon
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A customizable pack of bestselling smoothie flavors.

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Serenity Kids
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Once Upon A Farm
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Target
Baby Einstein Take Along Tunes

The award-winning Baby Einstein Take Along Tunes Musical Toy is made for little maestros. This handheld musical toy, featuring Cal a beloved Baby Einstein character, has sold over 30 million units worldwide and will quickly become a favorite for hours of entertainment. Babies can use the large button to toggle through 10 recreated classical masterpieces from Chopin to Mozart and more.

$9.99
Pottery Barn
Baby Bjorn Bouncer
$209.99
LOVEVERY
LOVEVERY Play Gym

This award-winning play gym is perfect for your little one. It’s made with safe and durable materials so you can relax while your baby plays and learns at the same time. It includes teething rings, mirror cards, common object cards, a contrast ball, and more — all easily removable so your baby can explore each one on their own.

$140
Mustela
Mustela Welcome Baby Gift Set

This specially curated 4-piece skincare set contains natural and gentle must haves to welcome home a new baby. Each product is formulated with Mustela’s signature, natural patented ingredient, Avocado Perseose® to help protect and strengthen baby’s delicate skin. Crafted with Mustela’s iconic scent for a sensorial experience. The welcome baby gift set makes for the perfect baby shower gift.

$32
Dude, Where's My Spouse?
By Jamie Kenney

Is There A Generational Divide Over Sharing Your Location?

Do you share your location with your partner? How old are you...?

👹👹👹

Why Does Your Cat Act Like A Psycho At Night? Experts Explain How To Stop It

Love you so much but STOP YOWLING.

good to the last drop

11 Recipes To Use Up Jelly & Jam, From Baked Brie To Homemade Sauces

Did you say jargaritas?

fun moms only

Come Inside Scary Mommy's Rowan Ear Piercing Event

Scary Mommy hosted a moms' night out piercing party in June.

Got Milk?

In Florida, Raw Milk Has Sickened 21 People, Here's What You Need To Know

Some claim not pasteurizing dairy has numerous health benefits. Others warn it’s dangerous. Here’s what the experts say.

SOS: Sweating Over Sleep

Hot Sleeper? 13 Products To Help You Keep Your Cool

From cooling sheets to smart fans to breathable pajamas, here are the tools that can help turn your bedroom into a more chill place — literally.

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By Katie McPherson

F*ck New Year’s Resolutions. Start Preparing For “13 Magical Nights” This Winter Instead.

When a Scottish witch tells you to do something, listen.

TOO REAL

Adam Sandler's New Song Should Be Every 40+ Year Old’s Anthem

who wants to unplug?

A Woman On Tik Tok Says We Should Bring Back ‘Hanging Up’ Our Phones

brilliant!

A Mom Received A Wild Letter From Her Kid's School And Parents Are *Loving* The Vibe

surprise!

Parents Are Sharing The Things That Completely Shocked Them About Having Kids

here we go

How The Government Shut Down Is Affecting Kids & Families

girl power

USA Rugby Star Ilona Maher Has Her Own Barbie Doll!

🚩🚩🚩

Men Are Keeping Photos Of Their Wives As Children In Their Wallets So They Remember To Be Nice

m3m3 skool

This Mom Says She Assigns “Book Reports” On Her Kids’ Catchphrases & It’s Genius

take a look

'Reading Rainbow' Is Coming Back After 20 Years & Mychal Threets Is Hosting

trying so many of these

A Woman Asked For Everyone's Best Little Hosting Hacks & We Love All Of Them

more of this, please

Watch This Group Of Dudes Unpack Why They Feel "Embarrassed" To Give Flowers

games only

Do Not Go To Your Kids' Sports Practices — Ever, Says Abby Wambach

data driven

This Woman Printed Out A "What To Expect" Chart To Help Her Partner Understand Her Menstrual Cycle

Every Day Is A fashion show, mom

The Original Laguna Beach Cast Is Reuniting & 2005 Me Is *DUNZO*

what a doll!

Joanna Gaines Has Her Own Barbie Doll *And* Her Very Own Dreamhouse!

CONFESS

SEE MORE

I love my children, but sick days are the GD worst.

Confessional #66123

I slept with a younger guy at my gym while my husband was at work and I want to do it again.

Confessional #3211

Most of the things that drive you crazy about your kids are your fault.

Confessional #7161

Telling the kids about the divorce is a billion times more gut-wrenching that I thought it would be.

Confessional #3342

My students are coming to class sick and it’s disgusting.

Confessional #8198
SEE ALL

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“I Have A Higher Sex Drive Than My Husband” & 27 Other Mom Confessions

“I Want My Mouth On My Friend’s Camel Toe” & 34 Other Mom Confessions

“I Masturbate Every Day; My Husband Doesn’t Know” & 28 Other Mom Confessions

“I Think About Having Sex All Day, Just Not With My Husband” & 30 Other Mom Confessions

“I’m Always Stoned On Family Vacations” & 20 Other Mom Confessions

“Hearing My Kids Laugh Is The Greatest Sound I’ll Ever Know” & 14 Other Wholesome Mom Confessions

“I Love My Kids, But I Hate Being A Mom” & 25 Other Mom Confessions

“Haven’t Had Sex With My Husband In 1.5 Years Because Of ED” & 20 Other Relationship Confessions

“I’m An Alcoholic Mom Who Looks Like I Have It All Together” & 29 Other Mom Confessions

“Contemplating Making My Kids Take A Year Off From Sports” & 12 Other Back-To-School Confessions

“I Don’t Think I’ll Ever Pay Off Credit Card Debt” & 26 Other Relatable Confessions

“Having Two Teen Daughters Is Way More Fun Than I Expected” & 13 Other Wholesome Confessions

“My Kids Have Been Swimming Instead Of Bathing This Summer” & 13 Other Summer Confessions

“I Have A Secret Lover In Prison” & 21 Other Relationship Confessions

“My Teen Is Grounded & I’m Loving It” & 29 Other Mom Confessions

“I’m Scared About Affording The Home I Just Bought” & 30 Other Mom Confessions

Book Club

Romantasy Author Kerri Maniscalco's Love Of Fantasy Came From Her Grandmother

13 Cozy Fall Books If You Love Practical Magic & Pumpkin Spice Everything

7 Cute & Cozy Books To Read With Your Kids In The Fall

Are These The Scariest Books Of All Time? Don’t Read ‘Em Unless You Own A Nightlight

10 Must-Read Dark Academia Books If You Always Wanted To Go To Hogwarts

Your Queer Historical Romance Of The Summer Is You Should Be So Lucky

16 Novels To Slip Into Your Beach Bag This Summer

Obsessed With Fourth Wing? Add These Romantasy Novels to Your TBR Pile ASAP

7 Spicy Romantasy Books Just Like A Court of Thorns And Roses

Dreaming Of Warmer Weather? 10 Spring Books That Will Get You Excited For Sunnier Days Ahead

8 Historical Fiction Novels To Read During Women’s History Month

The Most Anticipated Books By Black Authors Coming In 2024

The Best Books of 2024 You Need To Have On Your Radar

10 Empowering Novels That Center On Badass Single Moms

8 Queer Thrillers That’ll Get Your Heart Racing In More Ways Than One

What Book You Should Read Next Based On Your Favorite Romance Trope

Celebrity Interviews

exclusive
By Julie Sprankles

From Scratch Author Tembi Locke Talks Grief, Growth, & The Next Chapter Of Motherhood

The bestselling author’s new audiobook, Someday, Now, reframes “empty nesting” as a season of reclamation.

Exclusive

Camilla Luddington Matches Our Energy, & We Love Her For It

Exclusive

Catch Of The Day Is The Food-Filled End-Of-Summer Romance We’ve Been Waiting For

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Meghan Trainor Isn’t Afraid To Be Silly

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Jessel Taank Is The Realest Housewife

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Mandy Moore Opens Up About The Pressure To “Get It Right” As A Mom

Exclusive

The Women Of The Chicken Sisters Are Stepping Into Their Power In Season 2

Moms To Watch

Katie Stevens Is “The Most Hopeless Romantic Of Them All”

Exclusive

Ali Larter’s Got A Full Plate & She Wouldn’t Have It Any Other Way

Moms To Watch

TSITP’s Jackie Chung Says Goodbye To Laurel, The Messy Millennial Mom We Needed To See

Moms IRL

Ashley Tisdale Opens Up About The Realities Of Potty Training, Nostalgia & Parenting Advice

who run the world

Allyson Felix Doesn’t Sugarcoat It

Meet her in the middle

Maren Morris On How Sheryl Crow Inspired Her Co-Parenting Style

Exclusive

28% Of Single Mothers Live In Poverty. Jaycina Almond Is On A Mission To Help.

Iconic

Clinton Kelly & Stacy London Are Back — But “A Lot Less Bitchy”

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Angel Carter Conrad Is The Cycle Breaker Her Family Needed — Now She’s Raising One, Too

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It's Not You, It's Me
By Julie Sprankles

I’m Happily Married... So Why Can’t I Stop Watching DivorceTok?

Experts unpack the allure and psychology of marathon-watching breakup content.

good trouble

The World Is Heavy. Here's How I'm Coping.

It’s a lot right now, and it’s a privilege to prioritize yourself. Do it anyway.

worst nightmare

My Queef Confession

And yes, it happened during sex.

good question

Is There A Women's Hobby Equivalent To Men's Golfing?

We're stumped!

taking notes!

This 67-Year-Old Woman Has Three Key Pieces Of Advice For Women In Their 50s

Honestly, these are helpful for any age!

Psst, Lean In Closer

She’s Not “Dramatic.” She’s Just Tired Of Everyone’s Sh*t.

PSA: Women aren’t too much — we’re carrying too much.

Family Life

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For Families Who Rock
By Julie Sprankles

Where To Take Your Music-Loving Kids On Vacation

From New Orleans to Calgary, these destinations hit all the right notes.

happiest place on earth????

This Teacher Says That Some Of The Most "Atrocious Parenting" They've Seen Has Been At Disney World

"It's literally painful sometimes to be near some of these families..."

no time like the present

When Should You Get Your Flu Shot For Maximum Protection?

This is the ideal window of time to book your appointment.

Brace Yourselves

How To Survive Spirit Week Without Losing Your Everloving Mind

Spoiler alert: You’re going to have to do some personal soul searching.

Know Before You Go

We Asked Travel Pros: What Are Your Go-To Hacks For Surviving Long Theme Park Lines With Kids?

Brb, putting together my “queue survival kit.”

The Pack Is Back

Jackbox Party Pack 11 Will Drop Just In Time For Peak Game Night Season

All five games are brand-new — and ready to wreck your friendships and relationships in fresh ways.

Original Videos

The Sex Issue

'Workin' Mom's Catherine Reitman Gets Real About Sex & Marriage Post-Kids

The creator of Workin’ Moms celebrates the comedy and tragedy of modern parenting and relationships.

Parenting

The Shape of You: Raising Girls to Love Their Bodies

Strategies and tips for helping our girls thrive.

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Momsplained

Helping Your Teen Become the Boss of Their Own Money.

They’ve learned the basics from having an allowance, but now that they are a little older they’re asking for more financial independence.

Parenting

Calling All Teens (And Parents Too): How To Insert A Tampon Properly

If you’re new to the tampon game or have been using them for years, here are some tips on how to use a tampon with an applicator and without.

Entertainment

Love ‘Succession’? You must watch ‘Discussion.’

In this parody of HBO’s Succession, you will get a hilarious look at what would happen if the Roys were just like us. The all-American family, living the all-American dream bickering over who will host the holiday meal.

Can you keep a secret?

“I Have A Higher Sex Drive Than My Husband” & 27 Other Mom Confessions

🎵 These are our confessions 🎵

Pregnancy

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Thank You, Now Calm Down
By Jamie Kenney

A New Mom Wants Friends To Stop Complimenting Her Postpartum Body

She doesn’t want to hear that her stretch marks are “awesome.”

Don't Tell Me What To Do

As Government Urges Americans To Have More Babies, Most Just Want Better Care For The Kids They Have Already

A new survey said loud and clear that parents need more support, not more kids.

change of plans

The Romance Novel That Helped Me Escape Postpartum Depression

For most of my career, I’ve had a very specific writing routine. Then I had a baby.

normalize this

This Mom Wants To Normalize Gender Disappointment In Viral Video

Her honesty got mixed reactions from followers.

Snip Snip!

Man Goes In For A Vasectomy & Gets Annoyed With The Pamphlet He's Given

Even when men step up, why do doctors want to give them options to bow out?

Surprise, Surprise

New Report Says President Donald Trump Plans To Walk Back IVF Promises

The ‘Washington Post’ reported that White House officials have privately moved away from the prospect of pushing for IVF legislation.

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🕯️🔮🌙
By Katie McPherson

F*ck New Year’s Resolutions. Start Preparing For “13 Magical Nights” This Winter Instead.

When a Scottish witch tells you to do something, listen.

TOO REAL
By Katie Garrity

Adam Sandler's New Song Should Be Every 40+ Year Old’s Anthem

WE’RE TIRED!

who wants to unplug?
By Katie McPherson

A Woman On Tik Tok Says We Should Bring Back ‘Hanging Up’ Our Phones

As in, stick it on the kitchen wall and disconnect.

Preach sir
By Katie McPherson

This Referee Crashed Out On Parents At A Youth Soccer Game & TBH We’re On His Side

“People are reluctant to volunteer their time so they can be chirped at by people that can’t be bothered to volunteer themselves.”

Boo!
By Samantha Darby

13 Halloween Episodes Of Your Favorite TV Shows

From Buffy the Vampire Slayer to Abbott Elementary, there are some epic choices.

Not Proud, But Not Sorry
By Nadie Bard

I Had An Emotional Affair To Save My Marriage

It wasn’t love. It was a lifeline.

book the trip!
By Katie Garrity

I Checked Out The New Evermore Resort In Orlando And Realized I’d Been Vacationing All Wrong

I was always "go, go, go," and now I'm "chill, chill, chill"!

past kids' meals?
By Sarah Aswell

Sisters-In-Law Are Sparring Over Whether Their Kids Can Get Adult Meals At Restaurants

Are there rules when it comes to when and how kids can order adult-sized meals?

brilliant!
By Katie Garrity

A Mom Received A Wild Letter From Her Kid's School And Parents Are *Loving* The Vibe

All schools should do this!

Pass Me My Gold Goblet
By Samantha Darby

We’ve Got To Ban Single Parents From Love Is Blind, It’s Too Much

Seriously, use a dating app before getting engaged THROUGH A WALL to your child’s STEPPARENT.

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