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By Katie McPherson

41 Cool Boy Baby Names That’ll Fit Right In At The Skate Park One Day

You think you have a better kick flip than Kai? Yeah, OK Timmy.

A Mom's Lament

Please Consider This My Formal Petition To Bring Back The House Phone

Communication as a tween in the ‘80s was so much simpler.

Yowza

A Split Tongue Wasn’t On My Sexual Fantasy List. It Should Have Been.

File this under sexual encounters I’ll never forget.

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Enough With The Judgment

Yes, The First Thing I Do After Dropping My Kid Off At School Is Take A F*cking Nap

And no, that does not make me a “lazy mom.”

scheduled sexy time

The Time We Rented A Hotel Room For An Hour To Spice Things Up

Sometimes you have to get a little creative.

A Mid-Life Coming-of-Age Movie

'City Slickers' Hits Really Different When You Watch It In Your 40s

Be so for real: This movie is the reason all millennial women want a baby cow.

Scary Mommy Originals

Kayla Sullivan Is Live On The Scene Of Motherhood & Reporting For Duty

Bethany Joy Lenz Isn’t Afraid To F*ck Up

Melanie Lynskey's Radical Normal

Whitney Cicero Is Here For The Laughs

All Hail Geri Halliwell-Horner!

Yuri Lamasbella Just Goes With The Flow

Meredith Masony Gets It, Because She’s Been There Too

Avery Woods Is Just Happy To Be Here: “That’s My Vibe”

Ceci Kane Can’t Believe How Wild The Mom Groups Get, Either

Taylor Wolfe Is Just Trying To Laugh It Off Like The Rest Of Us

Mary Hendricks Just Wants To Have Some Fun With It

Dave Ogleton Talks Dad Jokes, Youth Sports, & Parenting Every Stage From Teens To Toddlers

Ilana Glazer Is Late For Toddler Yoga

Alyce Chan Is In The Parenting Sweet Spot

Nicki Maher Is Just Here To Have A Good Time

Nicole Story Dent Can’t Believe Y2K Style Is Back, Either

gimme all the stuff

By Kate Auletta

22 Things To Buy For Your Home (& Self!) For A Spring Reset

It’s very nearly spring, so it’s time to do a little shopping.

The magic number

When Should You Let Your Kid Get The Puppy They’ve Been Begging For?

And is a puppy really what they need for their first go-round?

A Proper Swiftie TBR Pile

13 Books Recommended By Taylor Swift Herself

Your next read is on the pop star’s shelf.

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Feels A Little Unfair

My Husband Has ADHD. Should That Make Me the Default Parent?

When carrying the mental load comes by default.

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Sniff, Sniff

Why Does My Perfume Smell So Weird On Me Now? Is It Perimenopause?

You’re not imagining it, say experts.

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Pass Me A Pillow, Please

Let’s Talk Movie Night At Home Ideas, Because The Theater Is Hella Expensive

I legit saw someone sneak their Stanley tumbler in to save money on drinks recently.

CONFESS

Our obligatory family dinner didn’t happen this week & I’m thrilled

Confessional #3312

My daughter’s emotional decline has me feeling like a failure of a mom

Confessional #1878

I don’t know how we’re going to mentally survive this year

Confessional #5167

My husband’s breath is disgusting and I can’t handle it anymore

Confessional #1991

I want to leave my husband but I don’t want to split time with the kids so I can’t leave...

Confessional #889

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More Confessions

Confessions from moms that feel relatable *and* a little shocking.

We’re Tired, We’re Cranky — We’re Moms & We’ve got Some Confessions

Let It Out, Moms — These Are Your Confessions

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The Confessions Are In & The Moms Have Had *Enough*

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The February Confessions Are In & The Moms Are Feeling *A Lot*

The January Confessions Are In & The Moms Are Fed Up

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“I Took A More In-Depth Look At My Screen Time Stats. Yikes.”

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“Why Did I Buy An Elf 11 Years Ago?”

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“I’m Not Into The Holidays This Year At All”

“I Don’t Like My Baby’s Name”

Businessman and businesswoman drinking coffee in the office. Colleagues on a coffee break.

“I’m Married But Wading Into Emotional Affair Territory With A Coworker & Don’t Want To Stop.”

From The Confessional: 'I Gave My Husband A Year Off'

‘I’m A Much Better Mom Now That My Kid Spends Every Other Week At Her Dad’s’

‘My Husband & I Lowkey Hate Each Other’

‘I Wish I Married Rich. I’m So Over Working So Hard & Struggling Still.’

‘Is There Such A Thing As Pre-Holiday Anxiety? ‘Cause I Got It’

‘My Husband Had An Online Affair With A Scam Artist & Gave Her Over $6k In Gift Cards’

Book Club

Romantasy Author Kerri Maniscalco's Love Of Fantasy Came From Her Grandmother

13 Cozy Fall Books If You Love Practical Magic & Pumpkin Spice Everything

7 Cute & Cozy Books To Read With Your Kids In The Fall

Are These The Scariest Books Of All Time? Don’t Read ‘Em Unless You Own A Nightlight

10 Must-Read Dark Academia Books If You Always Wanted To Go To Hogwarts

Your Queer Historical Romance Of The Summer Is You Should Be So Lucky

16 Novels To Slip Into Your Beach Bag This Summer

Obsessed With Fourth Wing? Add These Romantasy Novels to Your TBR Pile ASAP

7 Spicy Romantasy Books Just Like A Court of Thorns And Roses

Dreaming Of Warmer Weather? 10 Spring Books That Will Get You Excited For Sunnier Days Ahead

8 Historical Fiction Novels To Read During Women’s History Month

The Most Anticipated Books By Black Authors Coming In 2024

The Best Books of 2024 You Need To Have On Your Radar

10 Empowering Novels That Center On Badass Single Moms

8 Queer Thrillers That’ll Get Your Heart Racing In More Ways Than One

What Book You Should Read Next Based On Your Favorite Romance Trope

Celebrity Interviews

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By Julie Sprankles

Kaley Cuoco Reveals Her Favorite Family Flight Hacks (& Relatably, A Stiff Drink Is One)

The actor and mom also tells Scary Mommy where she stands on window vs. aisle, plane snacks, and what’s in her carry-on.

Moms To Watch

The Pitt Star Amielynn Abellera’s Mom Was Just As Obsessed With ER As Yours

The Grand Parenting Slam

Chelsea Freeman Feels The Pressure Of It All, Too

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Bethany Joy Lenz Isn’t Afraid To F*ck Up

Shanola Hampton stars in and produces the hit NBC show 'Found.'

Moms To Watch

Shanola Hampton Is Nothing Like Her Character On 'Found'

Exclusive

Ernie Hudson Would Like To Star In A Romantic Comedy Next, Please & Thank You

Quality Time

Everyone’s Internet Grandma, Babs Costello, On Family Traditions, Food, & The Holidays

mom we love

Yes, Marla Sokoloff Is As Cool As You Want Her To Be

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Ian Harding Reveals The Classic Holiday Movie That Scarred Him For Life

Moms To Watch

Maahra Hill Reveals How Taking A 12-Year Acting Break To Be A Mom Opened Doors

Exclusive

Matthew Lillard Reveals The Horror Role He *Really* Wants To Reprise (Hint: It’s Not Stu)

Exclusive

Avery Woods Is Just Happy To Be Here: “That’s My Vibe”

Topanga Needs A Minute Of Your Time

Danielle Fishel Opens Up About Talking To Her Kids About Cancer

Julie Bowen and Bruce Campbell star in Peacock's new horror-thriller series, 'Hysteria.'

What To Watch

Peacock’s New Horror-Thriller Hysteria Is The Perfect Pre-Halloween Binge-Watch

Mortals See, Mortals Do

Halloweentown’s Kimberly J. Brown Is So Happy We All Wanted To Be Marnie

Anna Camp stars as Tracy Whitehead in Peacock's new horror-thriller 'Hysteria.'

Aca-Excuse Me?

One Of Your Favorite Pitch Perfect Stars Is About To Become The TV Mom You Love To Hate

Your Life

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My One & Only

By Katie McPherson

I’ve Used This Moisturizer For 10 Years Because Nothing Compares

The Kiehl's Ultra Facial Cream has been my ride or die for the last decade, despite me constantly trying to find a cheaper alternative.

it happened to me

I Moonlighted As A Small Town Matchmaker. Here's What I Learned.

I started to really believe I was good at this even though my own dating life had ground to a complete halt.

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let's reset

How To Refresh Your Skin After Winter, According To A Dermatologist

No more dry skin doldrums, thank you very much.

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Beast Mode

How To Get That Old Sweat Smell Out Of Your Workout Clothes

It’s a specific, hard-earned stank.

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Better Sleep Loading...

Sleepmaxxing Is A Viral Trend, But Not All Its Hot Tips Actually Work

Skip the supplements; stick to a routine.

Sniff, Sniff

Why Does My Perfume Smell So Weird On Me Now? Is It Perimenopause?

You’re not imagining it, say experts.

Family Life

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Winner Winner Salmon Dinner

By Katie McPherson

12 Salmon Recipes That Work With Fresh, Frozen, Or Canned Fish

They’re delicious, nutritious, and quick to make.

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Norovirus, plz go away

How To Handle It When Your Kid’s Afraid Of Throwing Up

Because there’s no running from vomit, friend.

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✨ Girl Magic ✨

8 Girl Power Movies That Still Hold Up

Show these to your daughter for a dose of nostalgia mixed with feel-good girl energy.

paws off

How To Keep Your Dog Off The Damn Furniture Once & For All

They just wanna be cozy, OK?

The 1965 film 'The Sound of Music' remains one of the best historical movies for kids.

Watch List

40 Historical Movies Your Kids Will Actually Enjoy

Entertain and educate your little ones with these smart flicks.

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Pass The Mickey Waffles

Disney World Character Dining 101

As a mom of three, a Disney character dining experience really has to be *worth it.* Here's how to plan your own.

Pregnancy

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Emotional Asian Couple Expressing Frustration and Upset in Bedroom Argument

more of this, please

By Katie Garrity

Hospitals Around The Country Are Adding Special Rooms For Grieving Families & Couples

The private space gives parents a moment to breathe.

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What do I do now?

I Froze My Eggs & I Don't Know How Or When To Use Them

With 16 frozen eggs sitting on ice, I’ve been wondering... how are they?

Dad-core baby names are a new trend for naming baby girls.

Big Dad Energy

Dad-Core Baby Names Are The Newest Gender-Neutral Naming Trend For Girls

And they are seriously cute.

What We're Buying

The Baby Gifts To Give Again & Again (& Again)

These are the gifts we give to our new mom friends as — shall we say — the real parenting favorites.

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Hush Little Baby

Pregnancy Tired vs. New Mom Tired Is Real & Incomparable

They love to scare us, don’t they?

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41 Cool Boy Baby Names That’ll Fit Right In At The Skate Park One Day

You think you have a better kick flip than Kai? Yeah, OK Timmy.

Photo of a smiling woman holding a crate in her hands, full of fresh, home-grown vegetables

Ma Ingalls Would Be Proud Of Ya

By Samantha Darby

How To Lean Into Your Granny Era With Some New Hobbies

Because 2025 is the year we stop doomscrolling.

How the tables have turned

By Megan LaCreta

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Yoink!

By Jamie Kenney

Department Of Education Takes Back Billions In Funds Recently Promised To State School Systems

All states are affected, leaving school systems with bills up to $254,000,000.

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By Katie McPherson

41 Cool Boy Baby Names That’ll Fit Right In At The Skate Park One Day

You think you have a better kick flip than Kai? Yeah, OK Timmy.

Joe-Joes for everyone!

By Katie McPherson

Does Trader Joe’s Accept EBT?

A quick list of eligible items to keep handy while you shop.

Say Hello To Mario Kart World

By Julie Sprankles

Mario Kart 9 Has An Official Release Date & So Many More Exciting Updates

Yes, I would like to race as the Moo Moo Meadows Cow and free roam, please and thank you.

Epidural, please and thanks!

By Megan LaCreta

Kylie Kelce Shared Her Birth Plan For Baby #4

On her podcast "Not Gonna Lie," Kelce shared her birth plan -- and how it most definitely includes an epidural.

Side by side images of Rep. Anna Paulina Luna (R, FL) and Rep. Brittany Pettersen (D, CO)

"Don't F*ck With Moms"

By Jamie Kenney

Two Moms Crossed The Aisle To Push Forward New Parents’ Right To Vote Remotely

“It is unfathomable that in 2025 we have not modernized Congress to address these very unique challenges that members face.”

A Mid-Life Coming-of-Age Movie

By Julie Sprankles

'City Slickers' Hits Really Different When You Watch It In Your 40s

Be so for real: This movie is the reason all millennial women want a baby cow.

An array of Girl Scouts Cookies on a pink background.

On My Honor...

By Jamie Kenney

No, Really, You Don’t Have To Worry About “Toxic” Girl Scout Cookies

A mom health group warns consumers against contaminants in the treats, but omits important context.

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