Scary Mommy

Jan. 27, 2026
It's *So* Easy
By Samantha Darby

This Nail Polish System Gives Me The Longest-Lasting Manicures Ever

I’ve got three kids and a lot of dishes to wash, but this kit stands up to my life.

A woman wearing overalls smiles as she interacts with a child in a kitchen. Several positive affirma...
Glimmers

“My Teen Has Some Solid Friends Finally” & 45 Other Happy Mom Confessions

Because we all need to find a glimmer of joy right now.

MINNEAPOLIS, MN. - JANUARY 2026: A protester sits on the street with his arms up in front of a gaggl...
hate this timeline

Something Has Shifted In The Air. We All Feel It.

After the murder of Alex Pretti by federal agents, I struggled to name the sense of déjà vu I was experiencing. Then I recognized it: it’s like when the second plane hit.

ask a mwltf

My Kid’s Best Friend’s Mom Is Having An Affair

And I can’t stop thinking about it.

that mom

Cameron Oaks Rogers Is Living For The Moment

The mom of two is busy being a podcast host, content creator, and — oh yeah — a massive fan of Heated Rivalry.

A woman hugs her dog.
Year of Whimsy

The World Feels Like It’s Ending, But We Still Need Some F*cking Whimsy

In fact, search data shows we’re craving it more than ever.

The Wheel Of Feels

Busy & Giggling

13 Shows To Watch If You Want To Pay 0 Attention & Still Laugh

OK, We're Listening

Wait, Our Girl Anne Hathaway Is Bringing Us A True-Crime Series?!

:)

'Pluribus' Fans, Breathe: Season 2 Is Coming

Let It Fly, Kid

I'd Rather My Child Say Ass Than Be An Asshole

good point

This Woman Thinks Parents Have Ruined The Whole Point Of Girl Scouts Selling Cookies

Glimmers

“My Teen Has Some Solid Friends Finally” & 45 Other Happy Mom Confessions

good point

This Woman Thinks Parents Have Ruined The Whole Point Of Girl Scouts Selling Cookies

Minneapolis

ICE Detains Four Minneapolis Minors, Including A 5-Year-Old Boy They Used As “Bait”

is laid back better?

This Young Adult Shared How She Turned Out From Her Parents' Laid-Back Parenting Style

good point

This Woman Thinks Parents Have Ruined The Whole Point Of Girl Scouts Selling Cookies

honestly, good for her

This Mom Has Zero Regrets About Throwing Her Daughter's iPad Out The Car Window

tricky sitch

Would You Make Your Kid Go To A Birthday Party Of A Child With No Friends, Even If They Didn't Want To Go?

Looking Back

Rewatching 'One Tree Hill' As A Parent Is A Mind Trip

Thanks, Mom

10 Bizarre Lies ‘90s Kids Were Told — & Still Low-Key Believe, If We’re Being Honest

Entertainment

All Hail Geri Halliwell-Horner!

Glimmers

“My Teen Has Some Solid Friends Finally” & 45 Other Happy Mom Confessions

something to think about

Up For Debate: If You’re In A Happy Marriage, Should You Warn Your Kids About Bad Ones?

The Squirm Is Real

What Heated Rivalry Taught Me About How Unwilling We Are To Be Honest About Sex & Desire

Scary Mommy Originals

Cameron Oaks Rogers Is Living For The Moment

Payal Desai Takes On The Patriarchy, One Funny Video At A Time

Shawn Johnson East Really, Truly Is That Fun Mom

Meet Soliana Sapp, Your Pink-Robe-Insta-Fave & New Mom Bestie

Haley Pepper Knows You Need A Giggle, Too

Kristen Knutson Loves A Boomer Mom Joke Like The Rest Of Us

Kim Quindlen’s Got The Goofy Mom Part Down

Anna Connelly Tells It Like It Is

Kayla Sullivan Is Live On The Scene Of Motherhood & Reporting For Duty

Whitney Cicero Is Here For The Laughs

Yuri Lamasbella Just Goes With The Flow

Meredith Masony Gets It, Because She’s Been There Too

Avery Woods Is Just Happy To Be Here: “That’s My Vibe”

Ceci Kane Can’t Believe How Wild The Mom Groups Get, Either

Taylor Wolfe Is Just Trying To Laugh It Off Like The Rest Of Us

Mary Hendricks Just Wants To Have Some Fun With It

What Mommy Wants

Walmart
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Target
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Little Spoon
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A customizable pack of bestselling smoothie flavors.

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Serenity Kids
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Once Upon A Farm
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$76.80
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Nest Booster Seat with Removable Cushion
$69.99
Target
Baby Einstein Take Along Tunes

The award-winning Baby Einstein Take Along Tunes Musical Toy is made for little maestros. This handheld musical toy, featuring Cal a beloved Baby Einstein character, has sold over 30 million units worldwide and will quickly become a favorite for hours of entertainment. Babies can use the large button to toggle through 10 recreated classical masterpieces from Chopin to Mozart and more.

$9.99
Pottery Barn
Baby Bjorn Bouncer
$209.99
LOVEVERY
LOVEVERY Play Gym

This award-winning play gym is perfect for your little one. It’s made with safe and durable materials so you can relax while your baby plays and learns at the same time. It includes teething rings, mirror cards, common object cards, a contrast ball, and more — all easily removable so your baby can explore each one on their own.

$140
Mustela
Mustela Welcome Baby Gift Set

This specially curated 4-piece skincare set contains natural and gentle must haves to welcome home a new baby. Each product is formulated with Mustela’s signature, natural patented ingredient, Avocado Perseose® to help protect and strengthen baby’s delicate skin. Crafted with Mustela’s iconic scent for a sensorial experience. The welcome baby gift set makes for the perfect baby shower gift.

$32
We don't know how to shut up
By Samantha Darby

"Organized Gang Of Wine Moms" Is The New "She Persisted"

Male politicians keep trying to insult us, but we nasty women aren't bothered.

things were different then... or were they??

People Are Sharing Their Parents’ Best "Gramnesia" Incidents & It's So Laughable

They're either remembering parenting with rose-colored glasses or gaslighting you...

Exclusive Interview

Michelle Buteau Is Here To Normalize Doing Sh*t On Your Own Timeline

The comedian and twin mom gets real about January pressure, staying grounded, and why she genuinely loves the chaos of being a mother.

Year of Whimsy

The World Feels Like It’s Ending, But We Still Need Some F*cking Whimsy

In fact, search data shows we’re craving it more than ever.

It's the little things

17 Small Things Moms Do To Turn Their Day Around

Because it really doesn’t take much.

Goodbye, Huxley

These Baby Names Could Go Extinct In 2026

As trends move to more traditional baby names, some of the more uniquely spelled monikers are on their way out.

Trending

good point
By Katie Garrity

This Woman Thinks Parents Have Ruined The Whole Point Of Girl Scouts Selling Cookies

First of all, she doesn’t think kids should use their parents’ social media accounts to sell cookies.

something to think about

Up For Debate: If You’re In A Happy Marriage, Should You Warn Your Kids About Bad Ones?

she has a point

This Creator Says “Carmen Sandiego Meal Planning” Is Why We’re All Stressed About Dinner

jedi mind trick

This Mom Says That The Women With The Happiest Relationships Are "Useless"

is laid back better?

This Young Adult Shared How She Turned Out From Her Parents' Laid-Back Parenting Style

honestly, good for her

This Mom Has Zero Regrets About Throwing Her Daughter's iPad Out The Car Window

Minneapolis

ICE Deployed Tear Gas On Family Car With Six Children Inside, Their Parents Say

disgusting

Leaked New Hampshire GOP Group Chat Discusses Segregating Schools

green flag!

A Dad Showed The "Bare Minimum" He Does Before His Wife Gets Home From Work & Men Should Take Notes

we want them all

Scary Mommy's 30 Most Anticipated Books Of 2026

Parenting

This Mom Shared Some "Nuggets Of Advice" From Her Parents, Including "Run From A Moody Man"

so refreshing to hear

This Popular Booktok Creator Encourages Straight Men To Look Beyond The Sex In 'Heated Rivalry'

go ky!

Matt Damon Gushing Over Kylie Kelce's Mom Skills Is A Major Green Flag

so smart

People Are Sharing Their "Magic Words" & You All Need To Be Taking Notes

wholesome masculinity

Ask Scary Mommy: How Do I Keep My 10-Year-Old Son From Swallowing The Red Pill?

plane debate

All Hell Is Breaking Loose On Threads After Parents Allegedly Let Their Kid Put Stickers On An Airplane Wall

CONFESS

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I’m happy I found true love after divorce. 3 years of pure happiness. I hope it never ends.

Confessional #33872

I’m just so tired of everything. When do I get a break?

Confessional #8891

I feel like I am ruining my kids life for no particular reason

Confessional #9101

My baby turns 7 years old this week. She was born at 30 weeks.

Confessional #5155

I started anxiety meds and it’s the best thing I’ve done for myself in a long time

Confessional #88717
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More Confessions

“My Teen Has Some Solid Friends Finally” & 45 Other Happy Mom Confessions

“I Would Like To Throw My Husband’s Phone Out The Window” & 34 Other Mom Confessions

“Hoping 2026 Will Bring Back My Motivation” & 19 Other New Year Mom Confessions

“Holiday Burnout Has Hit Hard” & 26 Other Holiday Mom Confessions

“I Can Tell My Husband Wants Sex & I Dread It All Day” & 31 Other Mom Confessions

“I’m Having An Abortion & Feel Bad For Not Feeling Bad About It” & 38 Other Mom Confessions

“I Wish My Husband Took More Pictures Of Me” & 23 Other Mom Confessions

“I’m Thrifting Everyone’s Gifts This Year” & 36 Other Holiday Confessions

“I’m Pregnant & Can Not Stand How My Husband Smells” & 35 Other Mom Confessions

“I Wish I Had A ‘Ho’ Phase” & 28 Other Mom Confessions

“I Want More Alone Time With My Husband” & 26 Other Mom Confessions

“I Have A Higher Sex Drive Than My Husband” & 27 Other Mom Confessions

“I Want My Mouth On My Friend’s Camel Toe” & 34 Other Mom Confessions

“I Masturbate Every Day; My Husband Doesn’t Know” & 28 Other Mom Confessions

“I Think About Having Sex All Day, Just Not With My Husband” & 30 Other Mom Confessions

“I’m Always Stoned On Family Vacations” & 20 Other Mom Confessions

Book Club

Romantasy Author Kerri Maniscalco's Love Of Fantasy Came From Her Grandmother

13 Cozy Fall Books If You Love Practical Magic & Pumpkin Spice Everything

7 Cute & Cozy Books To Read With Your Kids In The Fall

Are These The Scariest Books Of All Time? Don’t Read ‘Em Unless You Own A Nightlight

10 Must-Read Dark Academia Books If You Always Wanted To Go To Hogwarts

Your Queer Historical Romance Of The Summer Is You Should Be So Lucky

16 Novels To Slip Into Your Beach Bag This Summer

Obsessed With Fourth Wing? Add These Romantasy Novels to Your TBR Pile ASAP

7 Spicy Romantasy Books Just Like A Court of Thorns And Roses

Dreaming Of Warmer Weather? 10 Spring Books That Will Get You Excited For Sunnier Days Ahead

8 Historical Fiction Novels To Read During Women’s History Month

The Most Anticipated Books By Black Authors Coming In 2024

The Best Books of 2024 You Need To Have On Your Radar

10 Empowering Novels That Center On Badass Single Moms

8 Queer Thrillers That’ll Get Your Heart Racing In More Ways Than One

What Book You Should Read Next Based On Your Favorite Romance Trope

Celebrity Interviews

Exclusive Interview
By Julie Sprankles

Michelle Buteau Is Here To Normalize Doing Sh*t On Your Own Timeline

The comedian and twin mom gets real about January pressure, staying grounded, and why she genuinely loves the chaos of being a mother.

Moms to Watch

Erin Krakow Has Her Sights Set On A Hopeful New Season — Onscreen & Off

Exclusive Interview

Al Roker On Turning His Lifelong Love Of Weather Into A Kids’ Show

Exclusive Interview

Christina Milian & Daughter Violet’s European Holiday Traditions Feel Straight Out Of A Christmas Movie

Interview

Brenda Song Shares The Everyday Way Macaulay Culkin Makes Her Swoon

Moms To Watch

Mae Whitman Reflects On Her Hallmark Holiday Series, Chosen Family, & New Motherhood

Moms To Watch

Stranger Things’ Cara Buono Talks About *That* Season 5 Karen Wheeler Scene

That Mom

Shawn Johnson East Really, Truly Is That Fun Mom

Real Nice, Clark 👌

Beverly D'Angelo Is 100% Ellen Griswold

exclusive

From Scratch Author Tembi Locke Talks Grief, Growth, & The Next Chapter Of Motherhood

Exclusive

Camilla Luddington Matches Our Energy, & We Love Her For It

Exclusive

Catch Of The Day Is The Food-Filled End-Of-Summer Romance We’ve Been Waiting For

Exclusive

Meghan Trainor Isn’t Afraid To Be Silly

Exclusive

Jessel Taank Is The Realest Housewife

Exclusive

Mandy Moore Opens Up About The Pressure To “Get It Right” As A Mom

Exclusive

The Women Of The Chicken Sisters Are Stepping Into Their Power In Season 2

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The best part of the game
By Katie McPherson

12 Easy Super Bowl Appetizer Recipes For The Perfect Party Spread

The snacks are the main event, TBH.

More Markers, Yes

OK, What Are We Putting In Our Analog Bags?

Remember packing bags to keep your toddler entertained at a restaurant? Let's pack one for ourselves.

she has a point

This Creator Says “Carmen Sandiego Meal Planning” Is Why We’re All Stressed About Dinner

Help, I’ve been called out.

more for your money

How Real Chefs Shop To Save Money & Reduce Waste

Because cutting coupons ain’t cutting it.

Planned Change Girlies, Unite

You’ve Heard Of Love Languages, But What’s Your Apology Language?

Is it OK if I require all five...?

Something To Think About

I Love My GLP-1. Does That Make Me a Bad Feminist?

Losing weight, but adding guilt.

Family Life

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Mall Madness Is Back
By Samantha Darby

Malls Are Still A Perfect Hangout Spot For Teens

Independence comes in many forms, and an Orange Julius might be the best.

honestly, good for her

This Mom Has Zero Regrets About Throwing Her Daughter's iPad Out The Car Window

And she'd do it again!

It's the little things

17 Small Things Moms Do To Turn Their Day Around

Because it really doesn’t take much.

i want to go to there

Traveling With Kids In Switzerland: What To Know

Switzerland is incredibly beautiful with tons of culture — and on top of that, it's easy to take the kids.

Back Off, Barbara

Can Everyone STFU & Stop Asking Me When We Will Cut My Son's Hair?

I’m so tired of everyone projecting their timelines onto us.

nom nom nom

10 Frozen Foods Moms Swear Actually Taste Like Takeout

For when you can’t muster the energy to cook another meal, but ordering in is too damn pricey.

Original Videos

The Sex Issue

'Workin' Mom's Catherine Reitman Gets Real About Sex & Marriage Post-Kids

The creator of Workin’ Moms celebrates the comedy and tragedy of modern parenting and relationships.

Parenting

The Shape of You: Raising Girls to Love Their Bodies

Strategies and tips for helping our girls thrive.

Sponsored
Momsplained

Helping Your Teen Become the Boss of Their Own Money.

They’ve learned the basics from having an allowance, but now that they are a little older they’re asking for more financial independence.

Parenting

Calling All Teens (And Parents Too): How To Insert A Tampon Properly

If you’re new to the tampon game or have been using them for years, here are some tips on how to use a tampon with an applicator and without.

Entertainment

Love ‘Succession’? You must watch ‘Discussion.’

In this parody of HBO’s Succession, you will get a hilarious look at what would happen if the Roys were just like us. The all-American family, living the all-American dream bickering over who will host the holiday meal.

Glimmers

“My Teen Has Some Solid Friends Finally” & 45 Other Happy Mom Confessions

Because we all need to find a glimmer of joy right now.

Pregnancy

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A New Kind of Push Present
By Brianne Hogan

The Rise Of “Orgasmic Birth”: The Science Behind Pairing Labor Pain With Pleasure

If the idea makes you raise an eyebrow… you’re not alone. But here’s what the research actually says.

take your time

A New Mom Is Wondering How Long To Wait To Have Sex After Having Her Baby

Is six weeks *really* the right time?

Reproductive Exodus

Why A Growing Number Of Women Are Choosing Fertility Treatments & Pregnancy Abroad

Between rising maternal mortality rates, abortion restrictions, and staggering costs, some Americans are opting to leave the U.S. to have babies.

so true

Kylie Kelce Admits She Hates The Phrase: "We're Pregnant!"

"Who the f**l is we?" she asked.

these are all so valid

Parents Are Sharing The Weirdest S**t That Happened To Them After Pregnancy

Did you know your belly button could move?

Oh sweet girl

A Pregnant Woman Asked What Hobbies She Should Do During Her Maternity Leave & The Comments Were F**king Hilarious

"I need ideas of what to do when I'm home all day with them."

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Let It Fly, Kid
By Sara Rowe Mount

I'd Rather My Child Say Ass Than Be An Asshole

There are bigger things to worry about than the occasional “bad” word.

Pass The Shakespeare
By Samantha Darby

Josie Grossie In Never Been Kissed Would Be The Cool Girl In 2026

Imagine the cross-stitch TikToks she would do today.

hate this timeline
By Meg St-Esprit

Something Has Shifted In The Air. We All Feel It.

After the murder of Alex Pretti by federal agents, I struggled to name the sense of déjà vu I was experiencing. Then I recognized it: it’s like when the second plane hit.

The best part of the game
By Katie McPherson

12 Easy Super Bowl Appetizer Recipes For The Perfect Party Spread

The snacks are the main event, TBH.

Busy & Giggling
By Samantha Darby

13 Shows To Watch If You Want To Pay 0 Attention & Still Laugh

We don’t want to always multitask while we watch TV, but sometimes, it’s inevitable.

Year of Whimsy
By Julie Sprankles

The World Feels Like It’s Ending, But We Still Need Some F*cking Whimsy

In fact, search data shows we’re craving it more than ever.

good point
By Katie Garrity

This Woman Thinks Parents Have Ruined The Whole Point Of Girl Scouts Selling Cookies

First of all, she doesn’t think kids should use their parents’ social media accounts to sell cookies.

something to think about
By Katie McPherson

Up For Debate: If You’re In A Happy Marriage, Should You Warn Your Kids About Bad Ones?

“It is easier for people who do not come from broken homes to be broken.”

Minneapolis
By Katie McPherson

ICE Detains Four Minneapolis Minors, Including A 5-Year-Old Boy They Used As “Bait”

Liam Conejo Ramos, 5, was detained along with his father when they arrived home from preschool pickup.

meet me in the dark place
By Anonymous

I’m So Over My Partner’s Toxic Positivity

His endless positivity feels like I’m letting him down daily.