Scary Mommy

Sep. 26, 2025
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By Kate Auletta

Kristen Knutson Loves A Boomer Mom Joke Like The Rest Of Us

@callmekristenmarie loves to poke fun at our parents on her hysterical Instagram account.

fan of the slow drip

I Don't Love My Partner Anymore. I Have No Intention of Leaving.

I can’t quite believe that I have become the kind of person who would choose to live in a loveless relationship.

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21 Amazon Finds Scary Mommy Editors Are Obsessed With This Month

Affordable jewelry? Check. Kid-approved toys? Check, check.

Not So Fast, Buddy

Is Your Partner Weaponizing Their Incompetence? The Red Flags Experts Say To Look For

Did no one ever teach him how to get stains out of a shirt, or is he making sure he never has to do it again?

Bandit Heeler from 'Bluey' is a top-tier (fictional) dog dad.
Bow Chicka *Bow-Wow*

Confession: Bandit Heeler Is Kind Of A DILF

Proof that emotional intelligence is the sexiest dad trait (even when you’re a cartoon dog).

Young passionate couple kissing with their eyes closed in a bed.
Yes Please

How To Make Your Orgasms Last Longer

Because sometimes you just need an extra few seconds of that pleasure.

Brace Yourself — School’s (Almost) Back In Session

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Tip: Buy An Owala

Which Back-To-School "Essentials" Are This Year's Stanley Tumblers?

The most coveted items on kids’ back-to-school shopping lists, according to tweens and teens.

Get A Grip, Cheryl

For The Love Of God, Communal Back-To-School Supplies Are Necessary

Before you rage in your local mom group about how glue sticks are on your kid’s supply list, read this.

Back to Life, Back to Reality

How To Get Your Kid Ready For Back To School When They've Been A Feral Gremlin All Summer

Expert advice on gently guiding your snack-fueled, screen-obsessed chaos monster toward a functioning routine.

The Wheel Of Feels

Self-Care

17 TV Shows That Will Unlock A Piece Of Your Childhood You Forgot About

Every Day Is A fashion show, mom

The Original Laguna Beach Cast Is Reuniting & 2005 Me Is *DUNZO*

These look good

17 New Family-Friendly Movies & Shows To Watch On Netflix In October

Under Pressure

Can You Stop Your Eldest Daughter From *Being* An Eldest Daughter?

games only

Do Not Go To Your Kids' Sports Practices — Ever, Says Abby Wambach

let's throw it back

Millennial Mom Shares 8 Ways She Parents Her Kids "Like It's 1985"

games only

Do Not Go To Your Kids' Sports Practices — Ever, Says Abby Wambach

data driven

This Woman Printed Out A "What To Expect" Chart To Help Her Partner Understand Her Menstrual Cycle

what a doll!

Joanna Gaines Has Her Own Barbie Doll *And* Her Very Own Dreamhouse!

so true

This Mom Says That Having Three Kids In The '90s Is Having Five Kids Today

let's do lunch

New Study Shows Parents Are Paying More To Pack A Kid’s Lunch Than In 2024

good point

This Mom Says We Need To Call Out Our Kids For Being Annoying More

Looking Back

Rewatching 'One Tree Hill' As A Parent Is A Mind Trip

Thanks, Mom

10 Bizarre Lies ‘90s Kids Were Told — & Still Low-Key Believe, If We’re Being Honest

Entertainment

All Hail Geri Halliwell-Horner!

more of this, please

Watch This Group Of Dudes Unpack Why They Feel "Embarrassed" To Give Flowers

data driven

This Woman Printed Out A "What To Expect" Chart To Help Her Partner Understand Her Menstrual Cycle

Not So Fast, Buddy

Is Your Partner Weaponizing Their Incompetence? The Red Flags Experts Say To Look For

Scary Mommy Originals

Melanie Lynskey's Radical Normal

TSITP’s Jackie Chung Says Goodbye To Laurel, The Messy Millennial Mom We Needed To See

Anna Connelly Tells It Like It Is

Shanola Hampton Is Nothing Like Her Character On 'Found'

Bethany Joy Lenz Isn’t Afraid To F*ck Up

Kayla Sullivan Is Live On The Scene Of Motherhood & Reporting For Duty

Whitney Cicero Is Here For The Laughs

All Hail Geri Halliwell-Horner!

Yuri Lamasbella Just Goes With The Flow

Meredith Masony Gets It, Because She’s Been There Too

Avery Woods Is Just Happy To Be Here: “That’s My Vibe”

Ceci Kane Can’t Believe How Wild The Mom Groups Get, Either

Taylor Wolfe Is Just Trying To Laugh It Off Like The Rest Of Us

Mary Hendricks Just Wants To Have Some Fun With It

Katie Stevens Is “The Most Hopeless Romantic Of Them All”

Dave Ogleton Talks Dad Jokes, Youth Sports, & Parenting Every Stage From Teens To Toddlers

What Mommy Wants

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Once Upon A Farm
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Pampers Swaddlers Baby Diapers
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Target
Baby Einstein Take Along Tunes

The award-winning Baby Einstein Take Along Tunes Musical Toy is made for little maestros. This handheld musical toy, featuring Cal a beloved Baby Einstein character, has sold over 30 million units worldwide and will quickly become a favorite for hours of entertainment. Babies can use the large button to toggle through 10 recreated classical masterpieces from Chopin to Mozart and more.

$9.99
Pottery Barn
Baby Bjorn Bouncer
$209.99
LOVEVERY
LOVEVERY Play Gym

This award-winning play gym is perfect for your little one. It’s made with safe and durable materials so you can relax while your baby plays and learns at the same time. It includes teething rings, mirror cards, common object cards, a contrast ball, and more — all easily removable so your baby can explore each one on their own.

$140
Mustela
Mustela Welcome Baby Gift Set

This specially curated 4-piece skincare set contains natural and gentle must haves to welcome home a new baby. Each product is formulated with Mustela’s signature, natural patented ingredient, Avocado Perseose® to help protect and strengthen baby’s delicate skin. Crafted with Mustela’s iconic scent for a sensorial experience. The welcome baby gift set makes for the perfect baby shower gift.

$32
Dude, Where's My Spouse?
By Jamie Kenney

Is There A Generational Divide Over Sharing Your Location?

Do you share your location with your partner? How old are you...?

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Why Does Your Cat Act Like A Psycho At Night? Experts Explain How To Stop It

Love you so much but STOP YOWLING.

good to the last drop

11 Recipes To Use Up Jelly & Jam, From Baked Brie To Homemade Sauces

Did you say jargaritas?

fun moms only

Come Inside Scary Mommy's Rowan Ear Piercing Event

Scary Mommy hosted a moms' night out piercing party in June.

Got Milk?

In Florida, Raw Milk Has Sickened 21 People, Here's What You Need To Know

Some claim not pasteurizing dairy has numerous health benefits. Others warn it’s dangerous. Here’s what the experts say.

SOS: Sweating Over Sleep

Hot Sleeper? 13 Products To Help You Keep Your Cool

From cooling sheets to smart fans to breathable pajamas, here are the tools that can help turn your bedroom into a more chill place — literally.

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more of this, please
By Katie Garrity

Watch This Group Of Dudes Unpack Why They Feel "Embarrassed" To Give Flowers

More deep conversations like this need to be had by men!

games only

Do Not Go To Your Kids' Sports Practices — Ever, Says Abby Wambach

data driven

This Woman Printed Out A "What To Expect" Chart To Help Her Partner Understand Her Menstrual Cycle

Every Day Is A fashion show, mom

The Original Laguna Beach Cast Is Reuniting & 2005 Me Is *DUNZO*

what a doll!

Joanna Gaines Has Her Own Barbie Doll *And* Her Very Own Dreamhouse!

😏😏😏

This Mom Says If You Want Your Toddler To Listen, Talk To Them Like A Co-Conspirator

let's throw it back

Millennial Mom Shares 8 Ways She Parents Her Kids "Like It's 1985"

love this

This Mom's Adorable Story About Coparenting Is The Small Joy You Need Today

cut her some slack

An Educational Neuroscience Expert Says That "Normal Tween Girl Drama" Is Actually Their Brain On Overload

Lifestyle

A Duke College Professor Shows That Most Kids Cannot Tell Time On Analog Clocks

A New Narrative

This Mom Explained Forehead Wrinkles To Her Daughter In The Sweetest Way

throwback

‘Miss Nelson Is Missing’ Movie In The Works At Netflix With Melissa McCarthy To Star

so true

Reese Witherspoon's Relatable Admission Of Parenting Her Youngest Kid Differently Is So Real

good question!

Ask Scary Mommy: How Do I Get Out Of Hosting My In-laws?

go mom!

This Mom Started "Social Media Prep School" With Her Tween & It's Honestly Brilliant

so important

A Therapist Shares 5 Ways To Prevent Your Sons From Being Radicalized Online

CONFESS

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I love my children, but sick days are the GD worst.

Confessional #66123

I slept with a younger guy at my gym while my husband was at work and I want to do it again.

Confessional #3211

Most of the things that drive you crazy about your kids are your fault.

Confessional #7161

Telling the kids about the divorce is a billion times more gut-wrenching that I thought it would be.

Confessional #3342

My students are coming to class sick and it’s disgusting.

Confessional #8198
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“I’m Dreading School Being Out” & 17 Other Summer Mom Confessions

Book Club

Romantasy Author Kerri Maniscalco's Love Of Fantasy Came From Her Grandmother

13 Cozy Fall Books If You Love Practical Magic & Pumpkin Spice Everything

7 Cute & Cozy Books To Read With Your Kids In The Fall

Are These The Scariest Books Of All Time? Don’t Read ‘Em Unless You Own A Nightlight

10 Must-Read Dark Academia Books If You Always Wanted To Go To Hogwarts

Your Queer Historical Romance Of The Summer Is You Should Be So Lucky

16 Novels To Slip Into Your Beach Bag This Summer

Obsessed With Fourth Wing? Add These Romantasy Novels to Your TBR Pile ASAP

7 Spicy Romantasy Books Just Like A Court of Thorns And Roses

Dreaming Of Warmer Weather? 10 Spring Books That Will Get You Excited For Sunnier Days Ahead

8 Historical Fiction Novels To Read During Women’s History Month

The Most Anticipated Books By Black Authors Coming In 2024

The Best Books of 2024 You Need To Have On Your Radar

10 Empowering Novels That Center On Badass Single Moms

8 Queer Thrillers That’ll Get Your Heart Racing In More Ways Than One

What Book You Should Read Next Based On Your Favorite Romance Trope

Celebrity Interviews

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By Julie Sprankles

From Scratch Author Tembi Locke Talks Grief, Growth, & The Next Chapter Of Motherhood

The bestselling author’s new audiobook, Someday, Now, reframes “empty nesting” as a season of reclamation.

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Camilla Luddington Matches Our Energy, & We Love Her For It

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Catch Of The Day Is The Food-Filled End-Of-Summer Romance We’ve Been Waiting For

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Meghan Trainor Isn’t Afraid To Be Silly

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Jessel Taank Is The Realest Housewife

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Mandy Moore Opens Up About The Pressure To “Get It Right” As A Mom

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The Women Of The Chicken Sisters Are Stepping Into Their Power In Season 2

Moms To Watch

Katie Stevens Is “The Most Hopeless Romantic Of Them All”

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Ali Larter’s Got A Full Plate & She Wouldn’t Have It Any Other Way

Moms To Watch

TSITP’s Jackie Chung Says Goodbye To Laurel, The Messy Millennial Mom We Needed To See

Moms IRL

Ashley Tisdale Opens Up About The Realities Of Potty Training, Nostalgia & Parenting Advice

who run the world

Allyson Felix Doesn’t Sugarcoat It

Meet her in the middle

Maren Morris On How Sheryl Crow Inspired Her Co-Parenting Style

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28% Of Single Mothers Live In Poverty. Jaycina Almond Is On A Mission To Help.

Iconic

Clinton Kelly & Stacy London Are Back — But “A Lot Less Bitchy”

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Angel Carter Conrad Is The Cycle Breaker Her Family Needed — Now She’s Raising One, Too

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He Hasn't Left, But He's Gone
By Julie Sprankles

The Silent Ways Men Check Out Of Their Marriages (& What You Can Do About It)

Is your husband there but not really there? Therapists and attorneys share the quiet signs of emotional withdrawal.

Pass The Blanket

We Need To Rethink The Sunday Reset

Because sometimes a mental reset is way more important than meal prepping three pounds of sweet potatoes.

Red Flag 🚩

Is "Emotional Labor Creep" Happening In Your Relationship?

Or are things actually divided nicely?

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OK, Why Are We *Really* Wearing Weighted Vests?

Is it actually doing anything other than making us feel like we're part of a trend?

A+ For Creativity

One Woman Asked For “Unhinged” Automated Life Hacks & The Internet Delivered

Like, truly, some of these are unhinged. (And obviously, working extremely well.)

just no

If You’re A Friend Who’s Too Busy To Get Together, But Keeps Saying You Want To Hang, Please Stop

This isn’t fair.

Family Life

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Buckle Up
By Julie Sprankles

No One Prepares You For Becoming The Family Chauffeur

Is “Uber parenting” the new helicopter parenting?

Families Belong Together

Researchers Sound Alarm On Immigration Policy's Effect On Kids' Mental Health

“Immigration enforcement becomes a formative, often traumatic, force in children’s lives.”

Houston, We Have A Vacation

19 Out-Of-This-World Astrotourism Trips To Share With Your Space-Obsessed Kid

From rocket launches to dark-sky parks, these destinations will fuel their cosmic curiosity.

We Asked The Experts

9 Money-Saving Tips From Moms Of Multiples

Because if there’s one thing we can all agree on, it’s that kids are expensive.

Family Dinner Fixes

How To Stock A Pantry That Makes Weeknight Dinners Way Easier

Experts share their go-to staples, organizing tips, and more.

Set Your Alarm For Party Time

Maybe Having 8 AM Birthday Parties Is The Way To Go

“Aside from our one friend who ... said an 8 am party was ‘diabolical,’ the feedback was overwhelmingly positive.”

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The creator of Workin’ Moms celebrates the comedy and tragedy of modern parenting and relationships.

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The Shape of You: Raising Girls to Love Their Bodies

Strategies and tips for helping our girls thrive.

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Helping Your Teen Become the Boss of Their Own Money.

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Calling All Teens (And Parents Too): How To Insert A Tampon Properly

If you’re new to the tampon game or have been using them for years, here are some tips on how to use a tampon with an applicator and without.

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Love ‘Succession’? You must watch ‘Discussion.’

In this parody of HBO’s Succession, you will get a hilarious look at what would happen if the Roys were just like us. The all-American family, living the all-American dream bickering over who will host the holiday meal.

Shhhh

“I Masturbate Every Day; My Husband Doesn’t Know” & 28 Other Mom Confessions

It’s only Tuesday, but we’ve got some stuff to say.

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Thank You, Now Calm Down
By Jamie Kenney

A New Mom Wants Friends To Stop Complimenting Her Postpartum Body

She doesn’t want to hear that her stretch marks are “awesome.”

Don't Tell Me What To Do

As Government Urges Americans To Have More Babies, Most Just Want Better Care For The Kids They Have Already

A new survey said loud and clear that parents need more support, not more kids.

change of plans

The Romance Novel That Helped Me Escape Postpartum Depression

For most of my career, I’ve had a very specific writing routine. Then I had a baby.

normalize this

This Mom Wants To Normalize Gender Disappointment In Viral Video

Her honesty got mixed reactions from followers.

Snip Snip!

Man Goes In For A Vasectomy & Gets Annoyed With The Pamphlet He's Given

Even when men step up, why do doctors want to give them options to bow out?

Surprise, Surprise

New Report Says President Donald Trump Plans To Walk Back IVF Promises

The ‘Washington Post’ reported that White House officials have privately moved away from the prospect of pushing for IVF legislation.

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Under Pressure
By Samantha Darby

Can You Stop Your Eldest Daughter From *Being* An Eldest Daughter?

IYKYK.

cue the heebie-jeebies
By Katie McPherson

14 New Scary Books For Fall 2025, From Thrillers To Straight-Up Horror

Sentient droids, a baby born with all her teeth, and a good old-fashioned demonic possession await.

more of this, please
By Katie Garrity

Watch This Group Of Dudes Unpack Why They Feel "Embarrassed" To Give Flowers

More deep conversations like this need to be had by men!

The Pack Is Back
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Jackbox Party Pack 11 Will Drop Just In Time For Peak Game Night Season

All five games are brand-new — and ready to wreck your friendships and relationships in fresh ways.

games only
By Katie Garrity

Do Not Go To Your Kids' Sports Practices — Ever, Says Abby Wambach

“This is their time.”

fierce pierce
By Kate Auletta

Check Out Scary Mommy’s Rowan Ear Piercing Event

Inside Scary Mommy’s second piercing event, this time in Naperville, IL.

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21 Amazon Finds Scary Mommy Editors Are Obsessed With This Month

Affordable jewelry? Check. Kid-approved toys? Check, check.

such a pain
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Everything You Need To Know About Carpal Tunnel, Since We’re About That Age

Women in their 40s and 50s are the most likely group to develop the syndrome.

Self-Care
By Samantha Darby

17 TV Shows That Will Unlock A Piece Of Your Childhood You Forgot About

I think we could all use a trip back to 1997 just for a minute.

data driven
By Katie Garrity

This Woman Printed Out A "What To Expect" Chart To Help Her Partner Understand Her Menstrual Cycle

Brilliant or is the bar for men in hell?

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