A Split Tongue Wasn’t On My Sexual Fantasy List. It Should Have Been.
File this under sexual encounters I’ll never forget.
Yes, The First Thing I Do After Dropping My Kid Off At School Is Take A F*cking Nap
And no, that does not make me a “lazy mom.”
29 Amazon Finds Scary Mommy Editors Are Loving This Month, From Fun & Funky To Practical
You definitely need a golden monkey dish.
Please Consider This My Formal Petition To Bring Back The House Phone
Communication as a tween in the ‘80s was so much simpler.
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22 Things To Buy For Your Home (& Self!) For A Spring Reset
It’s very nearly spring, so it’s time to do a little shopping.
When Should You Let Your Kid Get The Puppy They’ve Been Begging For?
And is a puppy really what they need for their first go-round?
13 Books Recommended By Taylor Swift Herself
Your next read is on the pop star’s shelf.
My Husband Has ADHD. Should That Make Me the Default Parent?
When carrying the mental load comes by default.
Suzanne Collins Wrote Hunger Games & Also Raised Us With Her Other Work
“This woman literally raised me ... that’s my mother.”
A Now-Viral Study Shows The Stark Difference In Popular Baby Names Between Blue And Red States
Our obligatory family dinner didn’t happen this week & I’m thrilled
My daughter’s emotional decline has me feeling like a failure of a mom
I don’t know how we’re going to mentally survive this year
My husband’s breath is disgusting and I can’t handle it anymore
I want to leave my husband but I don’t want to split time with the kids so I can’t leave...
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I’ve Used This Moisturizer For 10 Years Because Nothing Compares
The Kiehl's Ultra Facial Cream has been my ride or die for the last decade, despite me constantly trying to find a cheaper alternative.
I Moonlighted As A Small Town Matchmaker. Here's What I Learned.
I started to really believe I was good at this even though my own dating life had ground to a complete halt.
How To Refresh Your Skin After Winter, According To A Dermatologist
No more dry skin doldrums, thank you very much.
How To Get That Old Sweat Smell Out Of Your Workout Clothes
It’s a specific, hard-earned stank.
12 Salmon Recipes That Work With Fresh, Frozen, Or Canned Fish
They’re delicious, nutritious, and quick to make.
How To Handle It When Your Kid’s Afraid Of Throwing Up
Because there’s no running from vomit, friend.
8 Girl Power Movies That Still Hold Up
Show these to your daughter for a dose of nostalgia mixed with feel-good girl energy.
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Hospitals Around The Country Are Adding Special Rooms For Grieving Families & Couples
The private space gives parents a moment to breathe.
Kylie Kelce Shares 3 Things Men Should Do For Their Pregnant Partners
The podcaster recently opened up on the podcast 'Call Her Daddy’ about parenting, having four girls, and Taylor Swift.
I Froze My Eggs & I Don't Know How Or When To Use Them
With 16 frozen eggs sitting on ice, I’ve been wondering... how are they?
Dad-Core Baby Names Are The Newest Gender-Neutral Naming Trend For Girls
And they are seriously cute.
24 Sexy Texts To Send Your Partner When You’re In The Mood
Because sometimes you’re not sure how to say it at 10 a.m. on a Wednesday.
15 Bucket List Travel Experiences If Your Kid Is Obsessed With Animals
A room with a view of swimming walruses? Magical.
11 Easter Brunch Ideas, From Fancy Egg Tarts To Deviled Strawberries
Now be a dear and pass me a biscuit or three.
Suzanne Collins Wrote Hunger Games & Also Raised Us With Her Other Work
“This woman literally raised me ... that’s my mother.”
Ilona Maher Comforts Crying Girl Who Wants To Play Football
Lena was heartbroken when she was told “girls can’t play football.” So Maher offered some helpful advice.
Everything We Know About Wicked Part 2, From The Release Date To The Total Vibe Shift
You can expect a major difference in tone this time around.
Who Counts As A "Young Mom" These Days?
“Just because people are waiting later doesn’t mean people in their late-20s are suddenly younger.”
Walt Disney’s Carousel Of Progress Is 50 Years Old & Still A Perfect Attraction
Because we all need a reminder that there’s a “great big beautiful tomorrow.”