This Could Be The Last Christmas My Kid Believes, & I’m Not OK
I fear we’re at the end of his relationship with Santa Claus. And I fear what that will mean for our relationship.
Dear Moms, You Don’t Have To Do All The Seasonal Bucket-List Sh*t With Your Kids
This isn’t a Hallmark movie or a highlight reel — it’s real life, and it’s a lot.
The Divorce Document That Finally Made Us Equal Parents
Having the difficult but productive conversations our parenting plan required — well, they probably would have been useful to us when we were married.
Bring Back The Holiday Turtlenecks
They’re festive, they’re cozy, they’re practical — it’s like the ‘90s moms knew what they were doing.
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What To Do When You Dislike Your Mother-In-Law, According To Experts
Neither of you are going anywhere. So, what’s to be done?
I Survived The Baby Blues Just To Give Myself The Puppy Blues
We love our dog, but for a while there, we kind of hated our life.
Did They Change The Notebook's Ending Or Are We All Remembering It Wrong?
“This is either a Mandela Effect or Hollywood purposely messing with our minds...”
I'm In My Potted Plant Parenting Era & It Sure Feels Weird
My kids want me there... but they don't want to answer any questions.
Mom Calls Out The Difference Between Men Who Want Kids Vs. Men Who Want To Be Fathers
Yes, there is a huge difference.
Mom Goes Viral After Admitting She Didn't Want To Go To Her Kid's Parent-Teacher Conference
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Everyone’s Internet Grandma, Babs Costello, On Family Traditions, Food, & The Holidays
Get you a cup of tea and get cozy; Babs has a lot of warm things to share.
One Of Your Favorite Pitch Perfect Stars Is About To Become The TV Mom You Love To Hate
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Why Farting In Front Of Your Partner Is Actually Good For Your Relationship
Holding things in rarely does any good, right?
Why The Hell Is Everyone Talking About Clove Water On TikTok?
Weight loss, fertility, increased “tightness” (not kidding). Is any of this actually possible with one little herb?
Why Is There So Much Conflicting Information On Managing Perimenopause?
Doctors love that menopause is being discussed more. They don’t love all of the misinformation from pseudo-experts.
How Do You Brush A Dog’s Teeth?
A vet gives us the real rundown on tackling Fido’s dental hygiene.
You Don’t Have To Start Soccer At 3. Here Are 10 Sports Kids Can Start Later In Life.
Long story short: it’s never too late to sign up.
Kids & Adults Can Learn A Lot From The Original Charlie Brown Movie
A Boy Named Charlie Brown is still teaching movie-watchers a valuable lesson about resilience.
This Forgotten Film From 1989 Is The Unsung Hero Of Holiday Movies
Let’s take a walk down nostalgia lane.
Original Videos
I Actually Wanted My MIL In The Delivery Room With Me
I’m probably in the minority here, but she was the woman I knew I would be the most comfortable around during labor.
This Mom Had The Sweetest Maternity Photoshoot, Directed By Her Toddler
Give this kid a camera and a job immediately.
How Does Childbirth Compare To The Most Dangerous Jobs In America?
We dug into the data to better understand the risks pregnant people undertake when they have a baby.
TikTok Creator Wants Us To Reframe "Failing" The Glucose Test
There’s a lot of stigma, shame, and fear around this important test, but there doesn’t have to be.
Married Woman Gives Her Simple Tips To Keep The Spark Alive In Your Marriage
"We're a three-times-a-week couple."
Mom Calls Out The Difference Between Men Who Want Kids Vs. Men Who Want To Be Fathers
Yes, there is a huge difference.
Can We Talk About The One Christmas Movie From Childhood That Traumatized Us All?
It’s time to take a closer look at this holiday classic.
Dear Moms, You Don’t Have To Do All The Seasonal Bucket-List Sh*t With Your Kids
This isn’t a Hallmark movie or a highlight reel — it’s real life, and it’s a lot.
New Jersey Becomes The Third State To Enact A Ban On Book Bans
The Garden State joins Illinois and Minnesota in protecting the rights of libries, librarians, and students in accessing titles without censorship.
Rewatching The Santa Clause As A Mom Really Made Me Appreciate Neil
Saint Nick’s got nothing on this sweater-loving king.
Why Moms Say No To Sex — & The Simple Changes That Make A Big Difference
When doing it becomes just one more “to do.”